It's better than Kelly's wave pool!
I regularly tell anyone who’ll listen, “If we could send but 10 BeachGrit commentators to Washington D.C. this damned country would be fixed up in no time!” I sometimes tell anyone who’ll listen, “If we could send but 100 BeachGrit commentators to Jerusalem there’d certainly be peace in the Middle East!” I never tell anyone who’ll listen, “If we could send, like, 1000 BeachGrit commentators to Colombia, cocaine production would soon be eradicated and drug abuse would disappear as a societal blight.”
In any case, one BeachGrit commentator, Cmon Now, posted the below video of Malia Ward underneath an admittedly pedestrian story about Kelly’s wave pool with this helpful addition: “(Nothing to do with this story, but I’m bored with Kellyburg.)”
You may remember Malia Ward from pushing Gabi off a wave.
Or from starring in a strange Stab production alongside her mother.
Cmon Now’s video is a happy addition to her work. Watch and enjoy! It is much better than the Kelly story!
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Stab posted this like a month earlier, but they did not open the comments. I love the Flaming lips and Malia Ward was perfect in the video. Her face was expressive and adorable and she has a soft naïveté that her skanky parents lack. I hope to see Malia continue to do great things in surfing and entertainment, she is a breath of fresh air.
that wardo dna median vid was gold
o malia….
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That video above of Malia is ancient.
Here’s a more recent video
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If you’re sending 10 commenters to Washington they better pure bred ‘mericans
Godddddddd I hate the Flaming Lips.
There is 1000 of us?
That’s partially why I never tell anyone…
In WSL Math, shit yeah
Pakistani beachgrit bots to the rescue?
The soundtrack to the second vid should’ve been a slightly creepy voiceover of “I never thought it could happen to me…”