Surfer magazine politely requests forgiveness from king of the North Shore!
Last week, we reported that Da Hui Eddie Rothman had chased Surfer mag photo editor Grant Ellis off the beach. It was one of those rumours that we superficially laugh at while being acutely aware that but for the grace of God, go we.
I remember, many years ago, when Fast Eddie brought me under his wing. I’d written a small piece in an Australian surfing magazine on Reno Abillera after the North Shore icon had disappeared while facing cocaine distribution charges.
“If you see Reno,” I wrote. “Give him a change of clothes, maps, food, and a place to stay.”
Other magazines had sternly warned about helping the alleged felon and suggested a call to the police. Eddie preferred my approach.
That winter, after enjoying the hospitality of Eddie and his wife, marvelling at their gorgeous Sunset Beach home with well-equipped gym and giant stuffed turtle on the wall, and meeting his delightful young son Makua, I wrote a long piece on Eddie that included the suggestion that if I misplaced a word I’d be “pushing up pinepples in a lonely field somewhere.”
“Funny guy,” said Eddie, reading the story before it went to press. “You go to school to write like this?”
Yeah, ok, I know. Rule #1 in journalism, don’t show the story to the subject before it goes to press. But, as I figured at the time, I wasn’t exactly writing for The Washington Post. Would it hurt to have the story analysed in this one instance? Would it hurt if I didn’t?
Eddie politely read the story then asked that I delete the paragraph that suggested he murdered writers.
I said, yes, thank you, sir.
Earlier today, BeachGrit received a text message from Fast Eddie that read,
“We sent u the short film called Ulu Aloha check it out. Tell us it was worthy of a nomination. Tony Perez said they made a mistake and were going to do something in their mag. Have a good day yo lets go.”
And so the mystery is revealed!
Fast Eddie was made sad that Ulu Aloha wasn’t nominated for a Surfer Poll award and the Tony Perez mentioned is the group publisher of Surfer and Surfing.
Do you think Ulu Aloha should’ve been nominated? Do you believe, like the Group Publisher himself, that Surfer had “made a mistake” and are therefore now compelled to right this wrong by “doing something in their mag?”
Watch below!
Speaking of journalistic integrity, have you considered maybe asking somebody at Surfer to comment?
How dare you accuse Beach Grit of journalistic integrity, sir.
the opening shot was fantastic. some of the music was absolute crap – so obvious, such wack lyrics. “i won’t back down! I’ll never surrender!!”
and if i’m being asked to care about this kid as a person, rather than just as a shark attack survivor, i need to get more truth about who he is, who his family is, etc. i’m being asked to just take it on faith that he’s a righteous guy and someone to root for.
but sure, what the hell, nominate it. this is for some surfing mag award, right? not the cannes film festival.
Wait til surfer gets ahold of the story about the transvestite prostitute that almost bit eddies cark off in the food land parking lot….he fought it off with a broken crack-pipe and a tattered hustler mag….and he still has the guts to go to foodland everyday to buy some spam! Now that’s good copy!
You cowards! Should have written the article and not posted the video.
Why the fuck are people so scared of Eddie? He’s getting on a bit now.
I would like to interview him. Reckon I’ll give it a shot in January
Sorry, but its boring.
Glad he survived the shark attack.
Everything about this guy deserves to be relentlessly mocked, and yet the sentient growth of melanoma continues unabated.
It has to make you wonder, Eddie Rothman: how is this still a thing?
The same way The Donald is now a thing. People are fucking straight up stupid!
I enjoyed it, although, for me, it was a bit short. It felt like it was trying to be a little documentary type thing, but really wasn’t. The backstory was a little vague (the only thing I got was that he was attacked by a tiger shark) and actual surfing action was a little short. It felt like more of a teaser, if that makes sense. The surfing was pretty good, though obviously not at the level of the top guys, but still pleasing to watch. That said, I wouldn’t mind hearing more about him. I’m glad I watched it.
Strangely enough, there was a weird Shark Week show a year or two ago (hosted by Kala Alexander!) that told the “whole” story, complete with reenactments.
I must have missed it. Was it as sensationalized as a lot of the Shark Week stuff usually is?
YEP
Agree.. The story and Aurelius eye have a lot of potential The credits and Eddie’s appearance explain his soccer mom antics. Eddie would have my respect more if he was chasing editors off the beach for reason’s outside his family involvement.
The ultimate North Shore blood feud power struggle will between who? To inherit Edward’s kingdom..