WSL CEO Paul Speaker seen here telling Red Bull they look fat.
WSL CEO Paul Speaker seen here telling Red Bull they look fat.

Catty: The WSL totally hates Red Bull!

The World Surf League vindictive and thin-skinned!

Are you watching Pipeline right now? The Pipeline presented by Billabong in Loving Memory of Andy Irons? Oh it looks so fun! The storylines unfolding rivet! Favorites winning, favorites losing, favorites getting pushed through because they are favorites and surf for Billabong. The Rosy interviews at heat’s end…

But…wait…wait just one second. The camera. Something is funny about the framing of the shots. Oh I am far too dumb to pick up on this myself, I must admit. A wonderful friend sent a text but I am dumb enough to go through the heat analyzer and… yes! It’s true!

The World Surf League purposefully frames Red Bull hats out of every single post-heat interview, zooming awkwardly in on handsome, saltwater dusted faces.

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And you might say, “Well… Red Bull is not the sponsor.”

And I would respond, “Oh. You got me.”

Except, neither is Oakley, Rip Curl, Meo, Hang Loose, etc. etc. etc. and the camera lets those hats shine.

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The only hats that get cut out of the frame belong to Red Bull.

Doesn’t this strike you as super catty? Like, unnecessarily vindictive? Like, mean girl? Like, passive-aggressive hurt feelings? Like, wah-wah-wah? Like, bitchy?

Is the World Surf League super catty, unnecessarily vindictive, mean girl, passive-aggressive hurt feelings, wah-wah-wah bitchy? Could this be considered online bullying?

If the hat fits!

But why the cattiness? Maybe because the WSL sent Red Bull an absurd “sponsor me” tape and Red Bull said, “No.” Maybe?

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nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

has this guy ever been seen at the beach? or let alone at an event?

Building The Revolution
Building The Revolution
9 years ago

Holly Smokes your right. Just cropped Jordy and not Alex Reberio. I mean Energy Drinks suck but whats up with the cropping. Personally, I want a coffee sponsor. Maybe Green World Farm will take care of me

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
9 years ago

maybe he just has bad acid reflux.

stewie
stewie
9 years ago

they also made conor take off his monster hat

Caveira é Baitola
Caveira é Baitola
9 years ago

WSL is brilliant to do so. Why don’t RedBull sponsor a WSL event? REdBull has a huge midia budget and should put some on tour. Fuck Red Bull that shit kills like cigarette

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago

Pot kettle black Mr Speaker..

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Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago

It could be because they don’t want to zoom in on those hideous Brazzos.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

Julian does shine in close up. It’s true.

Island Hopper
Island Hopper
9 years ago

Red Bull is poison, keep it out of any shot with Rosy in it.


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