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Former co-owners argue about name!

...in my dreams! But how will the bond 'tween Dane and Craig fare now that they are biz partners?

Still Japow. Snowing. Deep. Powder. Every morning I wake up and another foot plus buries the world. Today two feet plus I think. Mick Fanning blew it by leaving. He is going to be doubly mad next time we meet.

Very jealous. Very internally upset.

Anyhow, my surf writing has been on a big hiatus due the snow but my surf dreams have been firing! Every night I have very detailed visions of non-important surf detritus. Last night, for example, I dreamed that Dane and Craig got into it over their wonderful new brand’s name. Dane had empowered Craig to set up the Instagram account. Craig chose @luxury29.99. Dane didn’t know until people came up to him with congratulatory back pats saying, “Sick new brand. Luxury29.99 is going to smoke it!”

Dane went to Craig and said, “First rule, bro, is we need to have one name. One identity. The consumer gets confused with multiple brandings.” (this was in fact a lesson taught to Derek by Matt Biolos early on in BeachGrit‘s life when we were rolling out the Bitchy Crab as our mascot.)

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Craig apologized but it was too late to change the Instagram account and then I woke up.

In real life, from my perch, the way they chose the name was collaborative and beautiful. Everyone throwing ideas at the wall until one stuck.

Moving forward, I wonder, how the friendship will fare?

Running a biz and being pals is an almost impossible task. I’ve seen the strongest bonds crushed by commerce. I hope that the two break the mold though. Surf needs a fresh perspective like almost never before. It needs Dane and Craig to shine.

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Go get it boys! Go get that pow! I mean money!

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Luke Stevenson

It’s one of the veronicas standing on bricks.

Audit In Progress

Oh, you mean Matt “Lost Enterprises/Mayhem/Catalyst” Biolos?

?uzzled

I would fuck her. Needs a boob job though.

samwaters

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samwaters

Craig does look a little ‘strange’ in that pic…

samwaters

Wait–Dane seems short hair square and straight laced–Craig seems long haired and loose–are these guys the ‘odd couple’ or what? Or is money the common bond here?

?uzzled

Dane is the top.

Otto

If it goes bad, there’s no loss for us. We get to see Chapter 13 and skip the familial pitfalls and drama of Chapter 12.. Truly non-important surf detritus as you call it.

throwing disqus

There is just way to much good content to work with this name.

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Wiggolly's Paddling Style

I got buried under white powder last weekend when I went to the pub near my folks place. There was a horrendous event called the Portsea Polo where fully grown men wear tight tartan shorts and Persian loafers whilst consuming hard drugs in the sun. I got too pissed and got kicked out of Sorrento Hotel at lunch time. You should’ve been there.

Dumb Florida Redneck

I had some chick feeding me shovels of snow, non stop for like 5 hours last night I’m supposed to be surfing in a damn contest in like a week and I’m still wired because she wouldn’t fuck me, I got a blowy but her mouth was no covered I couldn’t feel my shit. Needless to say like 3 hours later she gave up, but I wasn’t gonna stop her.

funky Gibbon

I was down your way over Christmas. Had some great waves out at Portsea but Fuck me the place is full of cunts at that time of year.

capn birdseye

indeed

Dumb Florida Redneck

Destryr was a much better name. Or whatever the fuck it was?

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