The great Jamie Brisick explores!
Today Donald J. Trump is being sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America and I only mention because he is very rich. If he surfed where would he go? How would he go? Would he buy property at The Ranch? Jump off a yacht? Go the the Four Seasons Maldives?
So many options! Thankfully the great Jamie Brisick explores some of them in today’s Wall Street Journal. I don’t mention Mr. Brisick here nearly as much as I should. He is one of the few surf voices that matter. An artist. And I will mention him more moving forward.
In any case, let’s read the beginning of his Journal piece. It is helpful and good.
AS I CLIMBED out of the bathtub-warm Indian Ocean and onto the deck of a motorboat, one man grabbed my surfboard, another handed me a bottle of chilled water and a third doused me in fresh water then handed me a fluffy white towel. Before I finished drying off, a fourth man offered me a plate of sliced cold coconut. I felt like a cross between a prizefighter in his corner and a starlet between takes on a film.
The Four Seasons Maldives.
It wasn’t always like this. As a lifelong surf traveler and a professional surfer from 1986 to 1991, I’ve spent untold hours sleeping on couches, dining at 7-Elevens and getting stuck on potholed dirt roads in poor countries. That was par for the course—surf trips meant roughing it. But evidence is mounting that surfing’s demographics have shifted. Shiny new Audis and Range Rovers have replaced the rusty pickups and vans that once filled the parking lots at popular breaks in San Diego and Montauk, N.Y. An investment banker friend recently referred to the “Wall Street surf season” without irony (meaning spring days when, thanks to daylight savings, stockbrokers can race to the surf before nightfall). There is a Middle Eastern prince who can tell you which Oahu North Shore spot to hit at high tide when a 6-foot swell rolls in from the west.
“About 10 years ago the market started shifting,” said Ross Phillips, founder of Tropicsurf, a surf outfitter that runs bespoke tours in the Maldives, Indonesia, Australia, Fiji and other countries. “A good portion of our clients were baby boomers who’d been in the office for 20 years and come back to surfing through the popularity of longboarding,” he said, referring to the larger, more stable surfboards. “At the end of our surf trips I’d ask ‘How can we improve our service?’ They’d say ‘air conditioning’ or ‘fillet steak instead of rice and curry every night.’ There was this call to make the quality of the trip better.”
None of you must skate. Step out, shlep a few curbs and crack a few ollies. Also, WSJ is best in print edition.
The blogging force is strong in Chas. He knew this post was going to stir up a shit-storm. Ca ching! Now, Necro is going to have to pay a lot more for ads, given all the extra readers the post generated.
The rich surf wherever the fuck they want to. Did you learn nothing from Apocalypse Now?
Charlie don’t surf?
Free speech had nothing to do with it, I’m all for that. My comment was pointing to the fact that liberals are being hypocritical in their actions and behavior. Where is their acceptance and tolerance now?
One, Obama won the popular vote both times. Two, conservatives were not accepting. Remember the whole birther movement? Three, Obama wasn’t endorsed by the kkk, have huge conflicts of interest business wise, and didn’t brag about sexual assault. I can assure you, if Marco Rubio or some other conservative won the election, things would look much different. Liberals are intolerant mainly towards intolerance.
So are they now intolerant to their own belief system of tolerance? Seems that way to me. They would act the same way no matter what conservative won because that differs from their beliefs. That’s what is comical to me. Their tolerance only extends to their network of people and beliefs. When it extends outside that, tolerance goes out the window. The kkk is a perfect example. I for one think they are crazy and satanic, but shouldn’t they be extended the same tolerance as any other group? That’s the trouble with tolerance, where does it end?
I think you may not be looking wide enough at the tolerance thing from the democrats. The term may be wrong too, I think the main thing Democrats are trying to convey is the importance of compassion for all human beings. In this instance, compassion absolutely applies to the KKK because they are suffering from living in an insulated false reality which causes them to take actions that create more pain in the world and their own personal lives. Democrats can absolutely be intolerant of the beliefs of the KKK but have compassion for them as suffering human beings. Compassion isn’t about letting everyone run around and do whatever they want, and I don’t think tolerance is either. It’s about taking action and speaking up about injustices and trying to stop them. But seriously, you really believe that conservatives didn’t act out against Obama?
Also, here’s what happened after Obamas inauguration. If you want to characterize all liberals based off the actions of a few, then this is what your party did on Obamas day in 2009. https://www.splcenter.org/f…
“compassion for all human beings”:
A. “Instead of running for governor of Florida, they ought to put him against a wall and shoot him.”
B. “If they bring a knife to the fight,
we bring a gun.” & “We’re going to punish our enemies and we’re
gonna reward our friends…”
C. “A message to progressives: By all means, hang Senator Joe Lieberman in effigy.”
D. “Michele, slit your wrist. Go ahead… or, do us all a better thing [sic]… start at the collarbone.”
E. Barack Obama is a “light-skinned” African-American “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”
F. “All Hymie wants to talk about is Israel; every time you go to Hymietown, that’s all they want to talk about.”
G. “You think the Republican National
Committee could get this many people of color in a single room? Only if they had the hotel staff in here.”
I feel that our nation is more divided now than it maybe ever has been. I hope and pray that whoever and to whatever party they belong can bring some stability to the USA. It’s a powder keg waiting to blast off.
By the way, you do know, I hope, that the KKK was a democrat organization? Psst, also, Abraham Lincoln, who sent men to die to free others was a Republican?
Right and you know the platforms switched right? Democrats used to be conservative and republicans liberal. Who did the KKK support in this election? Anyway this is really not antidepressive or surf related in anyway and I’m pretty over it. Hope you get some wave tomorrow huma’s!
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing myself. And may I thank you for your civility.
Yes, me too. Also, thanks for being cool headed. Good discussion and hopefully the powers that be can bridge the divide that exists in our land.
republican 160 years ago didn’t mean the same thing
Oh man, I just made up with Fishingisfun and was gonna check for waves.
“Just when I think I’m out, they drag me back in.”
Ok. One last reply. Cause I think you like this type of discussion.
Quote from Robert Byrd, Democratic US senator, also Exalted Cyclops of the KKK:
Actually, just deleted it. Not worth posting it to score points. Pretty nasty stuff, but it took till 2005 for a fulsome apology, and he had been in Federal Govt. for over 50 years by that time. It is pretty recent stuff in the Democratic party.
Anyway, bitter, hope you had a good day despite your disappointment (I mean this), and that you catch some waves soon.
You’re characterizing a large group of people based on the actions of a few. I easily could rebut your argument by posting a link to stormfront because that’s the exact same idea, but… I know the majority of republicans don’t think that way and it’s not helpful to judge a large group of people based on the actions of a small number of individuals.
Yeah, but here’s the difference. You would have to go to a Nazi site to get these quotes. I only had to get them from the leaders, and leading surrogates of the Democratic Party. Democrats mainline their hate speech.
By the way, if they want to say this stuff, I don’t personally care. But, what I think the Cap’n is pointing out, is they are criticizing others, and are actively moving to outlaw “hate speech”, while at the same time doing it themselves. It is a totally hypocritical position.
Nah I wouldn’t. Peace!
Peace.
so, you didn’t vote for him?
I got my comment in the wrong reply. Absolutely there was people who did things that were terrible. Mainly said things. Burning and beating people up wasn’t part of it. Where is the voice of reason coming from the Democrats to calm down? Are you not ashamed to be associated, no matter how far removed, with actual violence? I sure would be.
Well he started it.
I’m mollified
Kelly’s wave pool. The future for super rich surfers
I’m conflicted who I’m going to shoot first come the revolution
Just shoot everyone!
We could use a thinning of the herd.
Yeah why eat rendang when you could have a philly cheese steak
Exactly what spots in San Diego is the authur referring to because we still have a bunch of lots full of rusted vans and trucks……
Swami’s, duh
The lot is still pretty crusty at Swami’s, for the most part it’s packed with locals who tend to hang all day. I mean, there are very few spots to be had in the first place, and then you have a blue jalopy that hasn’t moved in months.
The ultra-rich surf mushy point breaks. Always. They converse only with each other, at slightly higher decibels than normal man. They talk either business, or stories of epic overhead swells in Nosara, CR and/or Wilderness, PR.
Surfing is hip Chas. What else are the rich, very bored, beautiful people suppose to do with their time? Besides a surfboard is a luxury automobiles top accessory. Like a chanel purse, or Rolex watch is to the body.
A SURFBOARD? what about an entire professional surfing tour.
Tis true. Surfing has become so mainstream and lame. I quit even talking about it to my non surf friends so not to be labeled along with the rest. The tour is lame, no grit whatsoever. The contests are lame with the winner seemingly chosen before the waves are even ridden. The champ chosen without Hawaii? Lame. No playoffs? Lame. No fighting? Lame.
Boring and stuck up!
The mention of trump begs the question that has been burning in my loins today. Why if the liberal community drills acceptance can they not accept that the trumpster is in fact the president and get over it. I wasn’t happy with Obama but I sure didn’t pitch a fit about it. I respected him and the office. It’s just such a double standard to me. Beg for acceptance, but yet not give it return is hypocrisy by definition.
well, to start, as we speak the documentation of climate change, weather data and other environmental issues that directly impact surfers are being actively erased from existence, starting with their mention on the white house website.
http://motherboard.vice.com…
The article says that it is typical for the website to be changed with the changing of the guard. Says it multiple times. If they do away with the environmental stuff that will be a shame, but I don’t see a complete disregard happening. Obama was still in power when that pipeline disaster was going on in North Dakota, what did he do to fix that? Just curious
The govt. screws up the environment more than it helps. Remember this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
Absolutely they do. It’s not just on American soil either. Dirty political bastards consumed with greed. And to think that half the nation wanted to vote in a career politician.
You’re aware of Fox News, right? Regardless of who is President, there is always vocal opposition. The volume may change from time to time but it’s always there. Not sure this is any different than what has occurred for the past 8 years – or the 200+ before that.
You’re right there is always vocal opposition, but open hypocrisy was my question/point.
Pretty sure you’re the one complaining Captain . . .
So true, I can smell the hypocrisy.
As long as you’re in agreement with them you are A-OK. The minute you disagree then you are labeled a bigot, racist, homophobe, redneck, etc. I just think it’s comical that they are contradicting themselves with their behavior and becoming what they hate.
I’m with ya Cap’n. Don’t remember this when Obama was inaugurated.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…
Me neither. Thing is most if not all these whack jobs are probably not even eligible to vote. Furthermore, where is the voice of reason coming from the Democratic party to calm down? These protests are outright shameful and put a giant black mark on America as a whole.
Well, I’m happy with protests, particularly the funny ones with the fat feminists. Its the burning and beating that I don’t like so much.
its in the same place where the voice of reason was when the black guy got elected. yall wrote the playbook for the last 8 years: block everything that the guy said he would do when he ran for office. payback’s a bitch, brah.
I’m bowing out of this at this point. I don’t have the energy to battle on. If your answer is violence then so be it I suppose. I don’t much care, honestly. I will be living in a small conservative town that won’t be burned by its own citizens.
oh, come on, don’t buy into this narrative that anyone that lives in a city with more than 100 thousand people are part of some elite, academic, ivory tower group just because they went to college. my point is that you’re asking for something that your party absolutely denied the last guy. if you think i’m wrong, that’s ok, i would still totally book a elitist charter with you.
Ha! It’s a bet, you come to Florida and we will fish like masters of the universe. All political views will be left onshore. I tend to stay away from that and believe it or not football teams, especially college football teams.
actually, now that the fucking Chargers bailed to LA, i’m an official Jaguar fan. you do inshore stuff? snook/redfish/triple tail trip would be sick.
Yes, if it swims we do it. Triple tail are seasonal, summer time species. They are really a special treat that we typically only keep 1 fish to eat and release the rest. Most all of our gigs are catch and release, I’m big into conservation, like big time into it. Having said that we do keep just enough of select species to eat, mostly table fare sized fish if that’s your thing too.
yeah, i don’t keep anything unless i slept on the hookset and i’m not sure they’re gonna make it. hardly fuck with bait unless i’m looking at a skunk at 4:00pm.
Get a room . . .
It seems that this election has shown that repeatedly shouting some whacked out emotional shit makes it true.
I am rooting for America no matter which asshole we have in office.
Chas- that article is inaccessible to anyone without a Wall Street journal online subscription…
Basically the same kind of guys described in the article
The WSJ is kind of worth subscribing to.
I know, I get the print edition, its easier on the eyes, (but still can’t afford trips like mr. brisick described)
yahoo finance is free and the same thing
I figured this out once, and I’ll share the technique for all of the beach gritters. Copy and paste the headline into google and click the link. You will now be able to see the whole article. Somehow, this method works to get around the WSJ paywall. Everytime.
Cheers! It worked.. To fluffy for my taste, and odd he admitted to having his board waxed. Jamie? What do I know I haven’t used a tail pad in decade or more.
More of this stuff! Expose those gilded weasels!
You might hear from my people regarding the use of your turn of phrase for a band name.
Something doesn’t add up! So all these rich guys with loads of money get into surfing and yet all the big brands are going bust! Surly there is a rich vein here that could be mined!
They ultra rich clothe themselves in BeachGrit couture. Big brands are for ” the little people”.
haaaah, bespoke tours. and don’t pretend they came in with Herbie Flecher in the 80s, it was the SUP and everybody knows it.
I’m extremely rich and very very good. I get along the best with the locals. I have many hair. It is mine! This land is mine. It’s very good land. I will never die. I’m very very good.
Biggly!
to the victors go the spoils!
game theory is so 80s, this Gordon Gekko shit will go out with the baby boomers