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The Inertia: “Female surfers dangerous!”

Alt-right mountain blog singles out half of the population!

Venice-adjacent’s alt-right The Inertia has been accused of overt racism many times but today they went after women too. The sometime surf website reported just hours ago:

Turns out the vibes were not all aloha at Lunada Bay during the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day protest meant to end localism at the righthand point. A female surfer believed to be a Palos Verdes local was apparently dropping in and attempting to run visiting surfers into rocks, according to video footage obtained by The Inertia.

Two women repeatedly perpetrated these aggressive shenanigans, according to Victor Otten, one of the lawyers representing the plaintiffs in the federal class action lawsuit against the Bay Boys. Otten was not at the event, but speaks on behalf of his clients.

“A female surfer attempted to spear my client Ken Claypool in the face with her surfboard,” Otten said in an email. “There was also another local girl in the water intentionally dropping in on visiting surfers attempting to drive them into the rocks. As the link to the video shows, these two women spent the day harassing visiting surfers and intentionally putting them in danger.”

A female surfer? Attempting to run visiting surfers into the rocks? Aggressive shenanigans? Face spearing?

For shame The Inertia! For shame singling out women surfers as perpetrators of lineup violence! Watch the video for yourself and gauge if there was purposeful rock pushing and face spearing by the fairer sex in video footage obtained by The Inertia (below).

For shame!

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?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

Most of my boards are epoxy so I would crash into those bitches then rescue one and give her mouth to mouth. She would regain consciousness, start tongueing me, then we would reproduce. That shit happens to me all of the time.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago

What would you do if one of those MMA sweethearts were out in the line up vibing it up and carrying on like that?

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
9 years ago

i once saw sanoe lake at the costco

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

looks like a bunch of kooks who dont know what theyre doing. no wonder no one surfers this mushy shit

loufarina
loufarina
9 years ago

Don’t wanna sound like an aggro-brazzo (which I am), but Americans are wusses lol

Joe Blowsmith
Joe Blowsmith
9 years ago
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slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
9 years ago

What would laird say?

TheHomelessBoner
TheHomelessBoner
9 years ago

I’m sorry for every shity thing I’ve said or thought about Chas’s writing. I just bought “Welcome to Paradise Now Go to Hell” and holy fuck it’s good!

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

Mean mugging chicks. Scary stuff!

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
9 years ago

So, let me get this straight, there was a camera so a couple of birds started acting like cunts? I’ve never seen that before.

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

Lunada surfers=biggest kooks ever.

NUG
NUG
9 years ago

My Dad took me to Lunada Bay when I was 13. He sent me down the trail by myself, threw an empty beer can at me and said “catch 3 waves or you’re walking home.”

I didn’t catch 3 waves. I caught 6 waves.

Then I took the keys and drove us both home.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago
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And you gave him the talk..

Snowbored
Snowbored
9 years ago

Everybody has had it all wrong this whole time ! The bay boys are actually…….Girls!! Dirty underwear gang? That was only once a month..

Jocks
Jocks
9 years ago

Wouldn’t last 5 minutes at Snapper Rocks

muff
muff
9 years ago

As long as they let me burn them i don’t care.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

Something tells me that MLK wouldn’t give two fucks about this story… I always like sending out the women to do my dirty work for me, cleaning, cooking and regulating my local lineups! Can I join this bay boys gang, I’d be hard enough I reckon, and I have a girlfriend who will protect us hard men, and our sick break!

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

gotta love it! over privileged white boys in california making a stand on behalf of MLK..fuck outta here. and those chicks couldnt make it out in any chest high beach break..they have no regulation credit

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

I never liked women anyway. Who’s with me?!

Kyle
Kyle
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Yeah who needs them! Oh right.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Strong. Mollifyingly so.


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