The world qualifying series returns, with more cash and even more laughs!
There ain’t much else in this world I hate than saying no to a good time. And, saying no to a trans-continental surf trip to the ground zero of outrageous fun kills me.
Where?
Have I mentioned the joint before? It’s a bewitching sliver of desert and singing blue sea just to the right of Cyprus, atop Egypt, just left of Syria, and a day’s drive away from the bustling markets of Baghdad.
Of course, you already know that it’s the only country in the Middle East where democracy flourishes, where men and women are equal, where the booze flows and everyone dances and where you might meet a cute girl with a pistol strapped to her narrow waist.
A caveat: the famed machine-gut toting IDF girls are generally chubby, and only passably friendly.
Last year, I took Ozzie Wright and Otis Carey there for Israel’s first-ever WSL event. Oz was so thrilled he wrote a song called Jesus is the King of the Jews.
This year, I’ve got an interview with a former Australian prime minister for a book project right in the middle of the waiting period.
Do I want to go to Israel? Yes!
Can I? No!
Anyway, the WSL event in 2016 was a 1500-point WQS. It was won by Pedro Henrique, studs, and Maude Le Car, gals.
This year there is more cash, the gals side of things has doubled in points, Reef has taken over from Billabong as the co-sponsor with Seat motor cars, and the event organiser, Mr Yossi Zamir, who rolls out the red carpet like no other, is asking all pro surfers to come, come, come!
The contest runs from January 19 to 28, and, as the WSL says,
The urban jungle of Tel Aviv, deserted South and the mountains in the North are just a fraction of all the beauty this country has to offer. And if you still need persuading, the locals incredible welcome will definitely win your affection.
(And, for our pals who might harbour a little antipathy toward the Jews, read here.)
Pretty interesting documentary about ‘wonderful Israel’ by Australian journalist, John Pilger.
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Typical Crypto-Jew. Not even a thank you, like the parasites lived for thousands of years in host nations with not even a thank you but conspired to subvert & destroy those host nations, as Joseph did in Egypt (Genesis 47:13-27) & as others opened the doors of Christian cities for Muslim invaders. Gratitude, gratitude, gratitude for the least favour given by another. This is the way of the Lord. Ephesians 5:20 Give thanks always and for everything to God the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Q 5: Or is surfing just more shit that adds a new scented twist to the acrid aroma of burning bodies? ANSWER: Western surfing is currently freaking loaded to the brim with freaking neo-cons and journalists that lick Jew arse in their greed & ambitions to curry favour in the media industries controlled by Jews. Today, basically all mainstream journalists are on the Jew payroll, as observed in the recent blanket of lies about Aleppo, including NWO Zuckerberg’s Facebook shutting accounts posting the truth about Aleppo. If surfing cannot help these neo-con-Joo-porn prostitutes, how can it help crazy Zionist zealots? Some greatest surfers in history had /have personal demons & surfing has not helped them, particularly once they left/leave the water. Surfing is over-rated as a spiritual or peace generating pursuit. This is why rich Haole surfers buy up Hawaiian land & why surfing is so aggro. ‘Surfing & peace’ was disproven years ago; just as 60s sex-drug-rock-n-roll didn’t bring peace. Its all freaking bullshit, dude. This is the voice of reason. Jesus Christ is Lord but the Jews killed the Lord of Love.
Q4: What role do you see Kelly Slater having in this process? ANSWER: Kelly tries to be a diplomat therefore I do not recall he has pointed the finger of suspicion at Israel for planning 9/11. Since the wars since 9/11 have accorded with pre-9/11 Israeli foreign policy objectives & since the Clinton & Bush govts were loaded with Zionists, obviously Kelly suspects Israel did 9/11. Israel bombed Syria a few days ago therefore I would like to see a fight to the death cage match between Kelly & Bibi Netemyahoo. Kelly needs to stop acting like a SNAG soft-cock & do his patriotic duty for Syria.
Q3: Do you believe the promotion of surf culture in these territories can be a vehicle for the development of a two state solution and a lasting peace in the middle east? ANSWER: It has been made overtly & public clear by enough Zionist leaders that there will never be a two-state solution. Israel is looking to expand, which is why it continues to built settlements in the West Bank.
Q2: And, are surf culture and Israeli culture compatible? ANSWER: No. Surf culture is for the most part hedonistic. Where as the rationale for the establishment of Israel is based on the Biblical ideal of a Holy Land that follows the Torah. Surfing is another non-Torah behaviour that would defeat the purpose of Israel. Like theft, pornography, sex slavery, homosexuality, organised crime, nuclear weapons & covetousness, surfing culture promoted in Israel would add to the already massive lie & hypocrisy that is Israel. Israelis should live by the Torah & only the Torah because this is the only rationale for the existence of Israel.
Q1: So, does that mean you’re for or against the promotion of surf culture in Semitic territories? ANSWER: Jews are Jews. They should not be referred to as “Semitic” because Semitic is a race that comprises of many peoples, such as Palestinians. Further, many Israelis are not Semites but Eurasians. Jew is an ideology (of greed, deceit, genocide, world domination, etc). Anti-Judaics, such as Jesus Christ, have always been against Jewish ideology rather than race. Questions based on race are irrational & irrelevant. Jew is not a race but an ideology, similar to ‘surfing’ is not a race.
Phoenician people (Syrians & Lebanese) are the original sea people, who surfed all the way to Atlantis. They probably introduced surfing to Tahitians & Hawaiians. Jews were inland invaders from Babylon, the original rednecks (although most Zionists were not Semites but Eurasians), who loved city business of the Greek Empire rather than the ocean. The last Jew that was introduced to surfing was Shaun Tomson. Shaun boasted so much he got beaten up by another Jew masquerading as a Hawaiian named Eddie Rothschild. This is the inevitable result of promoting surfing to Jews. British-French colonialism of Syria & Lebanon was a deliberate conspiracy to create Anglo world-champions (Midget & PT) and prevent the rise of all of the genetic Kelly Slaters in Syria & Lebanon. This is what the current Zionist-US-NATO-Saudi-Qatar-ISIS terrorism is about in Syria. Crypto-Jew Paul Speaker & his Jew handler Dirk Ziff at WSL don’t want another 12 times Syrian world-champ; why Mick got 9.5 for a 7.5 at Pipe in 2013. When surfing was introduced to white people, they just became aggro thugs (rather than promoted ‘Aloha’). Imagine what would happen with Israelis surfing the world? If you don’t understand, watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Your local Semite Mr. Dee is here. “Semitic peoples” is a shorthand used to refer to an ethno-linguistic grouping of Semitic language-speaking peoples, including Arabs, Jews, and Assyrians. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Lebanon is a parliamentary democratic republic within the overall framework of confessionalism, a form of consociationalism in which the highest offices are proportionately reserved for representatives from certain religious communities. Marriages in Israel can be performed only under the auspices of the religious community to which couples belong, and no religious intermarriages can be performed legally in Israel. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Of course, you already know that it’s the only country in the Middle East where a Jew is forbidden by law to marry a non-Jew; the only apartheid state in the historically secular Levant; the only state established on foreign taxpayer funds & Holohoax extortion money. The state that claims to be created by ‘god’ yet is a world leader in organised crime, sex slavery & homosexuality (which is punishable by death by the god given Jewish Torah). Its all bullshit folks; brainwashed by the historical experts in mass media B.S.
Israel is the worst kind of bully – backed by filthy american cash, religious elitist zealotry and always ready to roll out the anti-semitic, nazi rhetoric to justify any crime. What is your angle Derek, or are you just ignorant?
Yossi king of the jews Jesus king of the world
Hello Yossi from your beloved Bondiiiii !!
I can’t believe you’re actually ghost-writing Kevin Rudd’s autobiography!
Haifa!
Oh Yea!!! Nothing like your boost to start the hype!! Thanks for the kind words. to bad we don’t get to host you again.. but for an interview with a former Australian prime minister ??? come on… 🙂