FCS releases Astrodeck tailpad!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Just months ago surf fin manufacturer FCS had it all. Victory after victory after victory on the World Surf League tour, money jangling in pockets from a 23 million dollar sale to StabStitch, the respect of the entire industry!

But oh how the Wheel of Fortuna turns! Oh how she spins from the happiest times to the darkest depressions!

John John Florence, riding a steed of Futures, lanced every FCS riding knight around, StabStitch unloaded FCS for pennies on the dollar as its stock crashed and the industry, the fickle industry, turned its nose up at the stink.

But how to stop the bleeding? How to climb back on top?

Maybe by releasing a tailpad that looks exactly exactly exactly like an Astrodeck tailpad?

Astrodeck is, after all, the most core company in all of surf. Founded and owned by the Fletchers, inventors of surf traction etc. So good that professional surfers purchase for full retail price and affix to their boards even if their sponsors make their own traction. Etc.

So how could it go wrong to release a tailpad that looks exactly exactly exactly like one of those? Like, exactly same color, shape, cut-outs, size… so exactly that no one, not the bastards on the World Surf League tour, not the bastards from StabStitch, none of the bastards in the industry will know that it is not an Astrodeck pad.

Sunny days are gonna be here again!

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Richie Collins Webs
Richie Collins Webs
9 years ago

dumpster diving at Astrodeck was sport in the early 90s. Custom pads

A$AP Honky
A$AP Honky
9 years ago

isn’t old herb a flog?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

I wouldn’t mind seeing Adidas at least Cease-and-Desist those fins with the 3 stripes.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

Derek! Just me n Derek staring down the barrel of an angry, paranoid gun!

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
9 years ago

OMG, wow, a surf company’s tailpad looks like another surf company’s tailpad! Shocking development! In bringing this to the attention of the public, you, sir, deserve the Worth Bingham Prize.

Badger
Badger
9 years ago

Chas, if you were to have a good old fashioned scrap with Stab who would win? Biting is allowed.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Badger

Like me vs all of Stab or BeachGrit vs Stab?

stewie
stewie
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

how about you vs. morgan

Badger
Badger
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

You can pick out one member from BG and then you have to choose two people from Stab for a good punch up. I reckon Morgan would go down like a sack of shit with a good old fashioned boot to the bollocks.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Badger

Such a great idea! I would pick Derek, of course, and the only person I know from Stab is Sam, who is a wonderful fighter. And I’ve seen Morgan Will on video too and he looks like he has a ball of repressed rage in his gut. So Derek and I would get smashed good but write the better post fight debrief!

Jocks
Jocks
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Now I bet you wish you’d kept Rory, huh?

Blood Feud: BG vs Stab and Inertia and WSL and …

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Nope!

And we would get smoked by Stab and the Inertia (Zach is a professional wrestler I think!) But we would hammer the WSL good.

Jocks
Jocks
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

As much as I’d like to see the WSL hammered, you’d be 0-3.

Zach is a professional wrestler and a Black Belt Kook? Impressive


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