Ex-POTUS discovers new thrill-seeking passion
Being Pres ain’t easy. You’ve gotta wake up early, sign hundreds of executive orders every single day, and work tirelessly to appease and unite 300 million people, most of whom hate each other more than they love guns and socialism, respectively.
This means little time for hobbies — besides like 300 rounds of golf but who’s counting?
Since his tenure came to a close, Obama has taken a much-needed vacation to the British Virgin Islands, a small Caribbean archipelago known for it’s cerulean waters and yummy rummy cocktails. But between the Man Tais and family time, Bruddah B has taken up friend Richard Branson’s offer of kitesurfing the equatorial gales. And I’ll be damned if our ex-Pres doesn’t show a little Hawaiian know-how!
With his back straight and knees creased just so, Barack looks on course to become another unwanting Technique Critique recipient in short time. Plus, if he’s got this much ability in his first go, imagine what he’ll be doing with a few years experience under his Beach Grit boardies (Derek, get this man a pair. He rocks ’em short!). I reckon he’ll be whipping into solid swells, perhaps on a foilboard, perhaps in the tube, perhaps getting super duper ripped and nutritional and perhaps eclipsing Laird Hamilton as surfing’s one true leader.
At just fifty-five, B’s got almost half a lifetime ahead of him. And wouldn’t it make sense for him to dedicate the latter stages to surf? It’s a healthy, anti-depressive activity that brings out the best in everyone, proven especially by the Beach Grit commentary section. Hell, maybe Obama’ll even start reading the site. That’d be something!
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they would have us believe that prior to this century climate was static, never changed, if they could pull it off. They sure try though.
fuckin A right.
war is money.
wars are NEVER fought for the reasons given.
war is continuous.
listen cunt, nothing i said was racist. its all true
“They”… being the operative term. Well done seanile.
Remarkable..
Umm.. Are ” all presidents puppets”?as you mentioned. Or have total sole accountability, as you also imply? chas?
Uh…uh JF .Abe Lincoln was fair apparently…. millions of peaches..
Right now we’re in an inter-glacial stage called the Holocene. Last glacial period/ice age was about 25k years ago, it was icy.
hahaha. That’s more like it.
Um. ” anything but a puppet” so why curse him for bombing shit?
Not in my psyche Mr.
I dont trust myself
Pffft – mainstream media source, surely clued in libertarians yourself wouldn’t sip that kool aid?
Also that brain coral you chose as an avatar … (cough, irony alert)..coral bleaching is just a load of shite too right?
Cat got your tongue? I’m mainly curious as you threw out, in my mind, an insult that to some is probably just as offensive. That’s the thing with liberals, as long as you don’t disagree then you guys are welcoming and tolerant. Adding–if you’re setting the standard for something being right or wrong then by definition tolerance doesn’t work. Your own logic disproves itself.
The telegraph should never be cited as a factual reference. Not saying you are wrong, just that it is fucked.
I remember it was called ‘global warming’ about 15 yrs ago, then re-labelled to ‘climate change’ after the original temperature change predictions were proved to be wrong. Ha… Global temperature warming would be alot better than a drastic cooling.
Last 3 years hottest on record on average.
Maybe true but a few years is insignificant in the context of long term climate cycles. Earths already been ‘hot’ for the last 15,000yrs.
I’m torn about bothering with this shit, especially here, but can you possibly believe that humans and their manifestations don’t impact the atmosphere? Have you not seen the smog over a city on a cool clear day, not felt short of breath in a town choked up with cars? Been to Bali? Seen Mexican rivermouths? Los Angeles? Taipei? Beijing? London? Leave the car on in the garage, what happens?
Agree with you 100%, pollution is a big problem and it’s humanity’s fault and needs to be addressed. Can’t shit in our backyards without a stink. Climate change operates on a scale which is way beyond human.. so any longterm change in our great-great-grandchildren’s lifetimes is very doubtful. May as well just not worry about and truck on. What peeves me is the climate guilt-tripping which goes on- the focus should be on stopping pollution/ phasing out plastic bags etc. yep.
He is the supreme Uncle Tom in history. Tops Condoleezza Rice & Colin Powell.
What does that mean Nick
Don’t know if I completely agree with Nick but significant point!
Most narcissistic evil psychopathic lying kunt in history. Its one thing to be openly evil and do evil (like Israelis). Its another thing to tell so many lies pretending you are good & do so much evil. This guy just lied & lied & lied, calling evil ‘good’ and good ‘evil’. While innocent people are murdered, he just calmly lies about it. There were times he talked when it looked like he was definitely on mind control drugs. His wife is obviously a witch without any conscience. Narcissistic zombie freaks.
Still playing that same key hombre.
Maybe Nick knows something we don’t. Agree he’s being little intense. Always have enjoyed his perspective in past. Fact is Obama inherited two wars from the Bush family vendetta. Better example of evil would be Syria’s Bashar al-Assad. That guy needs to be humbled.
Gronk? What the heck does that mean? Look, I’m genuinely curious.
Bit of a legend ol Obama. Tired of Trump already.
Yep, legend. I like to think about it in terms of national debt we now owe due to his leadership. But here is not my opinion, actual facts.
https://www.google.com/amp/…
Legend among the shareholders & CEOs of military corporations since they made more $$$ under Obama than the previous presidents since Nixon.