This is the dream, of course. Coiled up with a pretty thing in a timber accented van, tailgate opened to reveal startling vista.

Watch: #Vanlife for old men!

Not all surfers living in vans are pretty things blogging for cash.

The images of #Vanlife that ripple across our little telephone screens ignite an insatiable fire, equal parts lust, travel, freedom.

Do you remember when The New Yorker wrote about all these pretty surfers laying around undressed in camper vans, doors open to reveal startlingly beautiful vistas?

Like this?

The reality of #vanlife, of life, is vastly different.

If, at a certain point, and age, you’re living in a van, it’s not because you blog for cash and have a gorgeous thing to share it with.

It ain’t #van life. It’s living in a van. No hashtags.

The job disappears. You get divorced. Maybe you make a bad decision, get in fight, a lover’s spat turns into a court case, and you spend a year or so in the can.

All the money goes. It ain’t easy to cover rent. So you figure you’ll spend a few weeks in your car until the storm passes and life rights itself.

But it doesn’t.

And then you start to like the freedom that only hitting the bottom can bring. Work when necessary, as little as possible if we’re going to be honest, and days spent swept up by the ocean, not by the office cube.

Like Bob, here, who lives in the most rudimentary of vans and calls the Avalon beachfront carpark home.

I wouldn’t call this film an inspiring call to arms, more a terrifying example of what happens if you don’t get your shit together while you’re young.

And, yet, as a document of a man trying to get by in life as best he can, handed lemons, makes the metaphorical lemonade stand, it really is quite beautiful.

 

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seth
seth
4 years ago

Funny article with good pictures lol.

Here is another Van Life resource for those “on the fence” about embarking on this journey. It goes over the major issues and challenges I encountered in the beginning.

Van Life in 2022 – Insider Tips to consider Before Deciding to Live Life From a Van.
https://www.regalnomad.com/…

GMEK11
GMEK11
9 years ago

Why ?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

Security cam activated by motion lol

Shurley
Shurley
9 years ago

why is that dude in the van trying to disguise the fact that he is poking a sly finger into the old bat cave?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

He fits the demographic. Old, divorcee, should be doing more constructive things with his time…

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

true but the only thing keeping him semi-sane is lack of wi-fi.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

One time I was living in a van on Oahu I worked at a surf shop and slept in back and ate at some mexi restaurant in haliewa and woke up and knew “this isn’t going to wait for euhekai to open up” I jumped out of the van spraying shit like a firehose all over decorative rocks and the area where we dewaxed boards. About two days later, a lot of questions and fly’s, video of me doing was revealed and I had to leave the North shore. Sad.

Loz
Loz
9 years ago

And that’s where the name came from?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Loz

The name came from celebrity jeapordy, suck it trebeck.

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago
Reply to  Loz

Kind of like how Poopies got his name

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

I would be liquid Ferguson, just saying.

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

Can you explain to me exactly why you are not writing for Beachgrit? That was fucking gold!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Bueller,chas, Derrek?

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

bra, same thing happened to me, but i showered and shit every morning at waimea. if it was too early, i always just took a shit in the water

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

What ‘they’ don’t tell you is that those ‘people’ in the van are in fact one multi-headed organism. The one with the ‘dog’ is quite typical of the species. You never see their separated bodies do you? The single body is always artfully disguised with sleeping bags and other accoutrements. DON’T BE FOOLED.

Smartyfarty
Smartyfarty
9 years ago

Very cool vid… looks like Avalon on the Northern beaches in Sydney. Some of the most expensive property in Australia. He gets to surf awesome waves without a care in the world. Kelly Slater used to have a house in Avalon and also rated it as one the top 5 waves in the world for him…. in case you are going to ask…. http://www.outerknown.com/j…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago

Isn’t a little cruel to make fun of a homeless man’s board? I did think the same thing, howevs.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
9 years ago

Is Wardo doing #Vanlyf too?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

He was trying to get someone in Florida with a surf shop to sponsor him last week. Don’t think it worked out

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
9 years ago

I saw that! He might try for a non endemic sponsor, perhaps a Mayweather deal even…

janeausten
janeausten
9 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

..or just doing ‘life’ [no parole].

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
9 years ago

Funny when I was a kid in the 70’s this was every surfers dream . Live by the sea ,surf as much as possible and work as little as necessary.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

thanks old man.

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

Don’t get a man that looks at you the way he looks at the ocean.

Jin Key
Jin Key
9 years ago

Hope ya sniffed that finger afterwards bud.


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