Look down to the WQS then batten down the hatches!
Have you been tracking these hurricanes, Harvey, Irma and Jose? Watching them form, bob, weave, dissipate and grow? It’s fascinating and what’s most fascinating is they way they defy prediction. The experts, weathermen, etc. can all postulate all they want but the storm decides what its going to do and only decides at the very last second.
Much like the Brazilian Storm!
Do you remember the predictions of Brazilian dominance from five or such years ago? They were going to win, win, win, win, win, win, win. There was going to be so much winning that the country of Brazil would be sick of winning.
Gabby won and it seemed on. Adriano won and it seemed go-ish time but then… stall. John John took the wind and it seems as if all the winning was overstated. I mean, I guess two out of three ain’t bad but it never seemed… dominant.
But maybe just maybe we were tracking the wrong Brazilian Storm? Maybe the Gabriel Medina led hurricane wasn’t the one?
For if you look down at the WQS all you see is Brazil.
Jesse Mendes
Yago Dora
Alain Delon
Michael Rodrigues
Willian Cardoso
Jean Reno
Tomas Hermes
Alejo Muniz
Jean-Luc Godard
Yves Montand
Bino Lopez
Crazy no? Most of these will be filling into the Championship Tour in the coming two years and then will a non-Brazilian ever win again?
Is this second Brazilian Storm an actual Category 5? Read about it here!
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This storm will dissipate when it reaches the islands of Hawaii.
It will be a full on poop-stance stand off.
You forgot Jean Dujardin . Academy award winner and even more famous as BRICE DE NICE .
You forgot Belmondo.
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Jihad Khodr
Harvey Keitel
Alex Ribeiro
Irma Stern
Teco e Neco
José Mujica
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And the list goes on. I’m blown away!
Best god damn storm tracking app I’ve ever seen is windy.com Mesmerise yourself for hours and bore your partner shitless at the same time.
The real question is: what occupation are these Brazilian surfers going to fall into in a few years when they can’t get paid to surf professionally anymore. Maybe Adriano will finally become a real plumber. Slater would no doubt give him that position in lemoore if push came to shove.
We can see from another angle too …
They are sending (or keeping) the cali boys back home in the next few decades … sparing them the disillusionment of trying to be professional surfers, so they can focus on continuing the work of their dads and moms, and enriching Uncle Sam …
You know how it is … it’s hard to keep the war machine against Kim and his damn North Koreans … they now even manufacture hurricanes to attack Uncle Sam!
It costs money, new meat and new blood…
Or maybe… the cali boys can focus on cricket?… Softball?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Well, there are Brazilians of them.
One slut says to the other: I slept with a brazilian.
The other responds: Amazing! But, how many is a brazilian?
I’m waiting for Godard
Apologies once again.
No apology required Dad.
Did you know that our fellow commentatorist ‘mullet’ is actually a whiting for Godot?
Son?
Is this online grooming?