Watch: Volcom’s Osmo Thrombo!

Visit the funhouse again!

I know this is a week old but sometimes it takes me a while to get around to things. You know? I get busy yelling at the neighborhood yard men for going on 45 minute leaf blower binges. Just sitting there with leaf blowers whining away. Just blowing stuff this way then that way then this way then that way.

You know?

So I miss things but late last night I finally got around to Osmo Thrombo, Volcom’s latest offering, and it is fun. It is fun in a classic Volcom kind of way. A kind of way that’s been missing for a while. It made me remember how much I like their team.

Do you like their team? Mitch, Ozzy, etc.? I think Noa Deane fits in real nice, say what you will cruel bastard.

Bruce should still be there.

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Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
9 years ago

I don’t know a kid who knows who BI is. He’d be perfect for this team.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

I’m sorry. Truly.

turts
turts
9 years ago

Truth be told, Ozzy and Noa are 2 surfers I really enjoy watching. This however was about as enjoyable as poking mud crabs up my bum with a burning stick.

Lightning Bolt Thrower
Lightning Bolt Thrower
9 years ago

It’s an abomination but it fits if you look at reality and understand Volcom is a mall outlet brand who stripped themselves of all original creativity a few years ago.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
9 years ago

…and to think that his (Chas) goal is actually 3 stories per day.

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago

c grade Jack Mc Coyish , what happens when there’s no surf , and come up with corn cheese!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Did Tom Carey graduate from the same College of Narration as Timmy Turner? Were they in theater together? Narration of this caliber will be perfect for future films shot in exotic locations like Lemoore, CA and Austin, TX.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Oh yikes, I made it 54 seconds pre-mute.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I wish I had not read these comments prior to starting to watch. I would be curious to see if I could have made it past the 54 second mark as noted by the Auditor. Brutal to say the least.

Mapski
Mapski
9 years ago

Oscar looks like he is awkwardly riding switch. How is this atrocity marketable?


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