How would you describe this mouth? Happy? Grimacing? | Photo: Vans

Quiz: Does surfing make you happy?

Do you, mostly, smile or grimace?

Generally speaking, I get a kick out of surfing. It don’t take much.

The cliched thrill of the first duck-dive, the cold water instantly reviving my spirits more than any coffee could. The satisfaction of a wave lanced to the best of my ability, maybe an air almost ridden out of. Feeling my back foot pushed into the kick of my tail-pad in a turn. A stranger commenting favourably on a tube. Driving home in the dark with my shirt off and the sunroof down after a glassy afternoon melts into night.

It doesn’t always end like that, of course.

Often, I’ll spend a torrid forty-five minutes dodging thrown boards, being yelled at, dropped-in on, and all for a few seconds of wave time.

Sometimes it’s that performance plateau you just can’t climb over, and which we debated, recently, here. How dreary and old it becomes when you make the same mistake two thousand times over.

The whole notion that your worst surf is always better than the best day at work is more a comment on the sad reality of most of our jobs than the perfection of surfing. If you’re in a cubicle, your only friend a dried-out succulent next to your beige PC, and pecking at electronic spreadsheets like a cage-chicken at its artificial feed, I hear ya.

And, so I wonder, when you closely examine your surfing life, does it make you, mostly, happy?

In a majority of instances, do you exit the water with your spirits aloft?

Or does surfing give you the shits more often than not and you continue to surf out of habit, and maybe identity?

There’s a moment in the short film below (fifty-two seconds in) where Tanner Gudauskas says, “This is… the sickest thing ever.”

Is that a comment on perhaps a man whose interests in life are too narrow?

Or is surfing that damn good that a crummy river wave can turn you into the happiest man (or girl, of course, hello Jen See, I loved your story yesterday) alive?

 

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Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford
8 years ago
Tom House
Tom House
8 years ago

Since I stopped giving a shit, yes, it makes me very happy. I remember well, ’bout 3 years ago, a small day in Santa Cruz. I watched a 30-something good surfer take off on a two-foot wave, pump madly down the line, hit an end section lip awkwardly, then swear loudly and angrily, displeased with the wave and his performance. He didn’t smile once the entire session. I, however, riding an 8’0″ foamie for the first time, took the next wave first standing, then sitting, laughing most of the way down the line. I haven’t picked up a shortboard since. Far happier.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

I have a pretty uncomplicated relationship with it. It’s fun. I do it. I get to see friends. There’s stupid stuff that happens along the way. All of this is good, really.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Happy. HAPPY. Then again, I just came in from a barreling 100m left reef – clean as a whistle – with just two of us out, albeit water is down to 9 degrees (but I enjoy cold water). I got to practice my shitty backhand tuberiding plateau with abandon! Now enjoying a very lovely peaty scotch as the fireplace roars. I have to actually find someone to paddle out with me tomorrow. Alas!

Hopefully this makes some of you jealous & more miserable.

xox

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

that sounds lovely except the 9 degrees part 🙂

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

That is an important part! It is the magical ingrediant that pulls all the other elents into the orbit. You would love it jen. Just suit up and have hot choccy in thermos for immediatly after.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Excuse spelling as i am grtting a bit sideways

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

oh! i think i could do that! you make it sound fun.

SkepticallyOptimistic777
SkepticallyOptimistic777
8 years ago

Just a thought. In regards to the performance plateau, may I recommend Anders Erricson’s newest work- PEAK. It’ll probably spark some good articles and add some scientific insight into overcoming surf slumps.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

mate I referenced it repeatedly during the grand slam leg of the Tour.

but agreed, it shows that improving is a creative act, as well as putting in hours.

You have to imagine doing it differently, ie better, before you can.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

I surf super happy! Grew into it in the 70’s, before football-faced line ups became de rigueur, and refuse to bend to the style demands of the act like you’re too cool for this set.

I claim like a toddler’s first sight of his birthday cake if I make a particularly big or tricky barrel. I smile and hoot other people when they get good waves. I paddle up and say “dude that looked so rad!” when something looked so rad.

Surfing is fun and it makes me feel good! And aloha isn’t weakness, which all but the really stupid, shakingly insecure and congenitally mean understand. So no fucks given I’m happy and I know it clap my hands

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

People like this in the surf rule

systems_analyst
systems_analyst
8 years ago

It’s difficult to picture the person acting as described here as the same one who commented on Jen See’s recent story. Interesting.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

If Jen picked off a fun one while I was out she got a woohoo and a smile.

turts
turts
8 years ago

To be honest surfing makes me incredibly depressed. Oh I’m totally happy while I’m doing it, but afterwards when the buzz wears off and the reality kicks in that the rest off my life fucking sucks, I really question what the point of it all really is.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago

I didn’t surf for 18months in my early twenties when I moved to the UK.
Such a unexpected relief to not worry about the fucken wind, tide, swell and just live in the moment.

Nickthegreek
Nickthegreek
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I am up to 2.5 yrs now in NW Germany. First 6 months was painful, but after that, a relief. All that surf anxiety gone, clears the head. Focussing heaps more on the kids, and other things like skating and riding. Now when I do get into the water, max enjoyment. Good to change perspective.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Why take it up again Negs?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Turns out worrying about the wind, swell and tide is far more healthy than 4 day benders…

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Never seen anyone come back from that UK program who isn’t fat/thin and pasty and looking like a fucking corpse.

Still, when those pingers first kick in is pretty epic.

AM
AM
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Had to leave the UK for the same reason… There is fuck all else to do except drink and make bad life choices. Glad i got out after two years…

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

I’m fine in the water, it’s the dry land part that is a bitch.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

I had never had to deal with anxiety issues before I lived in the UAE, far from any consistent waves. This exacerbated and combined with what was a minor issue with depression into something more significant. As the periods without surfing lengthened, I would start having surfing dreams, that became increasingly regular, as anxiety levels increased, until able to get to a wave.

Des surfing make me happy? Most times. I can think of a few times when I have left the water feeling worse than entering, but hardly significant compared to the number of times I’ve felt elevated. For the most part, it keeps me reasonably sane.

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago

I hear ‘ya. Getting in the water 3-4 times a week keeps me on a semi even keel. When I’ve had a couple of extended periods out of the water I wasn’t as happy a human being. I’ve often thought that sometimes a stormy ocean can calm a stormy mind.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

My wife calls me a ‘teabag’. Have to dipped in water a few times a week to be worth having around. It’s a small price to pay for her and my sanity.

AM
AM
8 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

I replaced surfing with other dopamine releasing activities and that worked for me. I would be fucked if i didnt snowboard/bike at least 3 times a week

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

Bondi has to be more soul-crushing than most, Derek.
Mid-week sessions for me are more the equivalent of going for a jog than actually surfing. Clear the mind. And I get satisfaction from knowing that it’s keeping me in shape for my days off when I can hunt down some good uncrowded surf.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

So hard to be unique. Ben Gravy is on the same mission as this Weird Waves endeavor. Who was first at it? I guess our egos won’t allow some people to sit on the side lines and enjoy another persons niche?

Krill
Krill
8 years ago

I would describe said face as Yeti.
NEVER go full Yeti.

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Reply to  Krill

Wookie?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

Is that the point of surfing, to make you happy?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Hope not.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Is there a point?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Hope not.

Krill
Krill
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Dont be preposterous!
It is to make you feel superior to your fellow land locked man. That is all.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Fellow Northern Beaches types, The Celibate Rifles, postulated that ‘the purpose of life is seeking pleasure’. Somewhere deep down, aren’t we all getting some pleasure from this foolish pastime, otherwise why keep coming back?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

Well it makes me happy.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Buddha claims the purpose of life is seeking enlightenment however I’ll go with Lovelock and Steedman

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Could Buddha play guitar while wearing spandex? On the other hand, Kent did it barefoot and with incense. So maybe Buddha was reincarnated as Kent?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Only spandex in leopard print 😉

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago

I just realised that Kent Steedman and Rob Younger are two completely different people.Same same but different.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

When they are the same, they are a bit the same. But when they are different, very different. Kent has better hair.

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago

I crossed swords at a piss trough with Rob Younger not so long ago. I was a bit surprised he was pissing with the riff raff and not in a private boudoir. His stream was a not so strong, so maybe the prostate is playing up. Great gig, though.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

I think it’s the confusion caused by having a that most people hated 40 years ago morph into a going concern 40 years later, that led him to the troughs of the people.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Overall, yeah.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago

I’m still not sure how a bunch of genetic letters, a few bazillion C, G, A, and T’s could arrange themselves in just the right way to create that mug, the human genome is amazing.

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com
8 years ago

Wait till these pro-hoes realize that the mighty Columbia river has miles of fetch with storm force winds that make some for some super fun weird wave montages to sell to the clip loving masses. Makes me laugh that these guys have to record everything just to get a trip out of it. I like my broke as a joke rock throwing local status just fine but surfing makes me mad as hell most of the time but I don’t know how to do anything else so fuck it.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Moments of exhilaration, minutes of fear, hours of frustration and years of longing.


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