Watch: A wetsuit rap video!

"Blind stitch, hollow fiber, double glue..."

I had a long discussion with wonderful friend David Lee Scales, just the other day, about wetsuits. Hollow fiber, seamless, zipperless, wetsuits. Carbon woven, heat sealed, thermonuclear wetsuits. Psychofreak, psycho one, psycho tech wetsuits. And I thought, on my drive home, “You know, we really don’t think about wetsuits enough. They are surfing’s unsung hero. Our Stephen Breyers. Our Tenzig Norgays. Our Georg Konrad Morgens.”

Without wetsuits surfing would be, for most of us, an uncomfortable pastime during most of the year. We take for granted that we can surf in any temperature water thanks to 3/2, 4/3, straight 5 wetsuits. We don’t even think about being warm or warm-ish when we surf.

A fantastic product by any account. Maybe even more important than wax. Definitely more important than leg ropes.

Yet still unsung.

Until now.

 

Cruzmatik - Born In The Water ft. MC Buell

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Gary Sahagen
Gary Sahagen
8 years ago

Great video!! This makes me feel like wearing a wetsuit is a good thing.

Westside Willz
Westside Willz
8 years ago

What you don’t know is this music video is the group Cruzmatik & MC BUELL is the OWNER / CEO of his own wetsuit company Buell Wetsuits ( @buellsurf ) a company he started in his garage in Santa Cruz these are 3 life long friends & Buell came to them with his song / idea about his brand featuring some of the best surfers on the planet – what CEO has EVER done this – I’ll wait 🤔

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  Westside Willz

best surf video I have ever seen , the surfing was mind bogling!

Westside Willz
Westside Willz
8 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Haha easy “Brutus” this is a music video directed by someone who has done videos for Chris Brown, Ice Cube, Wiz Khalifa etc the actual surf video with his team riders comes out in 2weeks I hope your mind can take it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤙🏼

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Off topic … what’s with the Hotnife Vaper ad? Click baited, says it’s cannibus oil? Does that mean I’m gonna get feckin’ high or not?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Without any question

Krill
Krill
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Yes Zach it may very well, best ask mumsies first.

Trumpster Diver
Trumpster Diver
8 years ago

Another wetsuit rap video exists: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
8 years ago

This one’s way better

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
8 years ago

Santa Barbara is weird.

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Where ya been, Trogan?

Trumpster Diver
Trumpster Diver
8 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

This is Santa Cruz, not SB. So weirder I suppose.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
8 years ago

Oh thank god. I saw a bunch of SB kids with those suits recently. They weren’t weird, but that video was. I don’t know Santa Cruz from a hole in the wall, but I guess it’s nice there was no meth in the video.

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago

Surely this presents a great opportunity to create a listicle on hip hops greatest songs about surfing, or maybe surfing’s best hip hop songs (I’m sure you can figure the best angle).

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

Surely this one is in the top 5…
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Kolohe raps???

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Number 1 for sure. Although I was wondering if it was a Stab / Oakley content marketing play.

Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
8 years ago

After watching this I feel way better about my overall life choices.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago

yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh, blind stich, huh, hollow fiber, naw, double glue, damn, purple syrup, what.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

been meaning to ask you, Chas, were you on mtv reality show in the early 90’s and go by the name ‘Puck’?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

I wish! Didn’t he just die?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Can’t get any more unsung than Hugh Bradner, the pencil necked geek who invented the wetsuit. His name appears on no logo, no billboard and to my knowledge no one has even written a blues song about his sad story. Let alone a rap song. Maybe Jack Johnson can spare three terrible chords for this over due project.

Tostiloco
Tostiloco
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

“….three terrible chords…” thank you, sincerely, the Mississippi Delta.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Tostiloco

The black man created it, the white man sold it and Jack Johnson fucking well murdered it. Terrible.

Tostiloco
Tostiloco
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Once upon a time James Taylor, Michael Franks and Jack Johnson were sitting around a campfire. And then the murders began.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Tostiloco

I’m guessing you mean Franti? Unless there’s another faux Cat Stevens out there.

Tostiloco
Tostiloco
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Nope Michael Franks it is….Popsicle Toes… the perfect segue to Bubbly Toes. In the soundtrack of my dystopian hellscape.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Tostiloco

There’s another one? Fuck.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

No Comment..

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

Mind blown!


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