Filipe Toledo
Filipe Toledo surfs as if some higher tyrant has elevated his ability. Jesus Cristo!

Watch: Filipe Toledo in “Divine Hammer”!

A short film featuring Filipe Toledo with cameos by the ever-wonderful Jesus Cristo!

It’s no secret that Filipe Toledo, like ninety percent of his fellow Brazilians, is powered by the divine hand of a Christian god. If you were to examine his right deltoid and bicep you’d be pleased to see a slightly scaled down portrait of Jesus Cristo, the son of god etc.

In this two-and-a-half-minute short by Bruno Baroni, and which features Filipe in Portugal, it begins with enough Biblical imagery to swing even a fallen apostate like me. The purity of the nun, the silhouette of Christ, the monks…

…but here comes a beat…

Filipe arrives at a beach.

…and full rote, almost full rote, backside tube, rote, big lay-down carve, tube, straight air, lofty rote, hack, hack, hack, hack, rote, fast spin and so on.

It isn’t Mean Streets but it does give a momentary rush.

Watch!

 

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Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
8 years ago

When Filipe masters a heaving left…Jesus Cristo will return to set up his throne in Lemoore.

SkepticallyOptimistic777
SkepticallyOptimistic777
8 years ago

How about neither. I was just wondering if he was a Christian or Catholic. Real simple. There is literal doctrinal differences that make it impossible for both to identify as orthodox Christianity. It stems from seeing Medina and him praying during WSL broadcasts. And thank you for observing my lack of need to apply forced humor in hopes to garner the shallow approval of SJW’s like you.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

Like to see Filipe get out of his comfort zone, toughen up.. Get dragged across some south pacific reefs. Start training like a prize fighter. He is a champion and don’t want to see it achieved via wave pool. “End of the road” holds glory not some dessert town..

SkepticallyOptimistic777
SkepticallyOptimistic777
8 years ago

Is Filipe a Christian or Catholic? There is a notable difference between the two. For instance, Catholics think the bread and wine during communion is literally the body of Jesus Christ while Evangelicals believe it to be a symbolic representation.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

G.L.O.W.?

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
8 years ago

I was expecting to hear that Breeders song.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

DONT TELL ME THERE’S NO BREEDERS

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

PHEW

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

Same here! Another example of plagiarism from the surf industry.


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