The future of professional surf broadcasting!
Fire is ravishing southern California right now and I know that many of you live in Los Angeles. Are you ok? Home fine? Hedge seared? Can we use the “fire” metaphorically yet or is it still too early? I’m going to press ahead, if that’s ok with you, and use it metaphorically. I am going to wax on about the “fire” missing from the World Surf League broadcast booth. That’s ok, right? Good. So the Pipeline Masters begins in just 24 hours and the eyes of the surfing world will be on the North Shore and the ears of the surfing world will be listening to Turpel, Blakey, Pottz n Pete once again and son of a bitch. Is it too much to ask for some heat from them? For some incandescence?
Apparently it is because we have been stuck with the same basic crew since the inception of the World Surf League née Association of Surfing Professionals and have been served a bowl of lukewarm water with a side of lukewarm water.
We get nothing and I look back at the old pictures of Pottz and hear old Pottz stories and blame mostly him. He used to have a flame in his belly. Now he has a jelly donut.
I have given up on this crew. Staid institutions like the NFL, NBA, Olympic ice skating have more opinionated personalities in the booth than professional surfing. The real tennis tour has John McEnroe for pity’s sake. This crew is bland and getting more bland but the future is always around the corner and yesterday, whilst sitting across from David Lee Scales for our bi-weekly chat, he suggested Gabriel Medina could be the inferno that we need. Oh, not today of course. He has many surfing years ahead of him but when those wane might he be a perfect colorman?
Who else would you suggest? A listen here for more about Patrick Ewing, Jake Paterson, the apparent lousiness of SnakeTales, why Stab and The Inertia both suck but why they shouldn’t suck a dick.
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Another article bagging the WSL broadcast…..yawn.
A good color guy would be @Ocinstanews
He listens to himself to much.
this place is going to shit. need better content
Just Barton and Maurice Cole
Yep fucken ay. I’ve been there. Was homeless for eight months had some clothes and a surfboard and I lived in the bushes. Best days of my life.
But you know who begined with this shit about:
“were friends…”
“i only want go there and have fun”…
“High five here Bro, amazing wave”… but I WON
“we both win man…” but I WON
“Let them take and carrying us, above shoulders bro…” but you know WHO REALLY WON, right Bro????
You know who begined with this shit about: arms around the others shoulders, but a killing, and harsh, spirit and feelings inside?
With this trash, an entire generation of true talents were killed, happy and smilling… while one, with the harsh and killing spirit, raised and reigned above all
Machado, Knox, Dorian, Williams, the “momentum generation”…
Andy have the balls to kick this shit away…
“Go on…win one more and make my three look more awsome”
Love Andy to the bones, true champ, in will and heart.
Adriano has this.
Medina has this.
TC had this.
Potter have this, at his time.
Curren the only exception, he was the best, and never cared about all that shit… and won! And till today is the true paradigma for surf… competitive and free surf!
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Blaaaaaarrrrgh!!!
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Chas, was it you that described Salty Crew once as ‘the Christian Mad Hueys’? I have never been able to shake that every time I see someone in a Salty Crew shirt.
It was me!
Bravo, that was dead on.
Reno Abellira, Matt Wilkinson, Bobby Martinez, Strider/Mason (jetski) and Eddie Rothman (might put him in a separate booth so no one gets hurt)
Has anybody seen over at Stab? They’re bragging about drugs like they’re the cool cunts in the playground and it’s 1993.
The upside is that this will probably be the night they all fuck each other and it’ll be too awkward to ever work together again. Either that or they’ll just take turns spit roasting little Michael.
Oh no apology even half-way needed. I am a prick! But a prick that loves you and all of Ventura… except the thrift shops. I don’t like them.
OH NO NOT DANE REYNOLDS HOUSE PLEASE NOT DANE REYNOLDS QUICK SOMEBODY ANYBODY PLEASE FUCKING SAVE DANE REYNOLDS HOUSE!
His Former house. Potentially.
Cool down there, chap. Try not to get so hot under the collar. We don’t want this to turn into a blazing argument.
Snake Tails is rad.
Griffin will be Top 10 next year.
Welcome to the Skimboarding bandwagon.
You know what’s not rad, Cote? Most of what you say.
You and Cote need to get a room and pop this sexual tension!
Is Lord Tally Ho Blears still above ground? Even if he’s not, I’d suggest he’d do a better job than the corpses in the WSL booth. The thing is, they are trying to add colour to what is mostly pretty fucking boring to watch. And when something amazing does go down, it’s better for everyone if they don’t open their mouths at all. Strider is the only frother but he’s all sizzle, no steak. My line up is John Shimooka for laughs, Bobby M for truth and Richie Porta to explain how three half turns beats a cover up and a cutback. Or the opposite depending on who isn’t surfing against Jordy.
One of your recent comments spawned arguably the finest 5 minutes of The Grit! Chas and I have ever recorded. Scrub straight through to the 1:34:40 mark. And thank you. #Deep:InTheCommentSection
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I would comment but I’m about to blow my load.
I’m sitting in my living room in my underpants blushing like an early season
tomato. Thank you David.
I wasn’t joking at all. A heartfelt hope everyone is doing ok. And I’ll continue being serious here. The world is fucked, the Middle East is fucked, Yemen is fucked, Venezuela is fucked, Zimbabwe is fucked… I could seriously go on all day long. This is a surf website and writing about something so trivial is, in itself, tasteless. But that’s what I do so…
Too soon 1, LOL 0
Conversely, the great, mystical Buddha would encourage them to embrace their newly found freedom from material possessions would he not? Too soon?
“Served a bowl of lukewarm water with a side of lukewarm water”
Perfect description of this podcast… and Scales.
Also, who better to serve as color guy than Mr. Jitsu?… you’re right, anybody
David Scale is pretty good! One thing I like is that he doesn’t stretch by saying things in the longest possible way and talking slowly. It’s hard to tumble forward through a conversation for two hours and come across as always cogent and not say uhh and umm a lot. He interviews well, lets guest talk enough and interrupts appropriately, keeps the topic flowing by doing a good job of deciding when to pose follow up questions and when to get back on script. Podcasting well actually seems pretty tough, and Scales is good at it. Chas too – performs really well in the medium. Good job guys.
I just like being a shithead sometimes.
How many “likes” can you count per episode? Oh it drives me bananas!
Oh drat…. did I use “like” a ton? Did I say “literally?”
Don’t worry, I’m sure you killed it, like literally.