An inglorious fall.
What an inglorious gut punch this year has been for southern California’s most iconic wave. Trestles, located just south of San Clemente in bucolic San Diego County, has long enjoyed its position at the top. Two whole generations have explored the very fringes of progression while photographers stood shoulder to shoulder upon the cobbled stone, bringing super-human feats to our attention.
The wave has hosted the world’s best surfers and judges as an important stop on the World Surf League’s Championship Tour and it seemed like nothing but nothing would ever get in the way. Air reverses ad infinitum.
Except then the wheels fell entirely off.
First, Trestles was dropped from Tour, leaving the entire United States of America with zero events.
Now, shortboards, and progression, have been banned from Trestles.
You read that right. This September 9 – 19 there will be a minimum 9-feet-of-surfboard required to paddle out for the alt longboard tour Relik is coming and has captured the permit. Let’s read from the event website:
Relik unites the global longboard surfing community while building a sustainable competitive platform for all disciplines of longboard surfing. A modern and classic Longboard World Tour hosting 50 of the top longboard surfers from around the world.
Our goal is to perpetuate the growth of modern longboarding as well as honor the masters of traditional logging and style.
Relik’s modern pro division is complemented by an equally impressive line-up of sixteen traditional standout competitive loggers. These mavericks of style continue to perpetuate the art of surfing and have been influential in enriching the longboard community by honoring tradition and authenticity.
Son of a bitch. The end is certainly nigh.
The waves for the extinct Trestles WSL comp were always perfect for longboarding. This sounds about right – except for the hi-pro part, of course.
Wot, no foiling comp?!
‘Relik’: another semi-illiterate company who think they’re edgy by spelling a perfectly good word badly.
I’ll be down there selling ironic t-shirts, man bun scrunchies, organic kombucha, Mexican blankets, free trade coffee beans, and artwork made from trash.
Might think about teaming up with Chas’ Cobbler by the Sea stand.
That space is taken by Alex Knost.
Namaste
Not related (to anything). I’ve been on a break from BG in an attempt to live Chas’ new book. Release date?
This totally proves my theory that the human species is now de-evolving and on our way back to the primordial soup.
Life was easier in the soup.
Welcome to the revolution
…I said while unzipping my pants in the direction of the hottest girl in the bar
The ‘relik website looks gorgeous…. like Mr Porter
Jazzy P knows his audience!
USA getting ready for the olympics?
Rumors are Brit Grit is negotiating to webcast the Relik tour… Chas & Reilly have vowed to unleash their ATP styled version of “quiet in play” commentary with water and beach interviews trading off between Barton Lynch, Devon Howard and Daisy Fuentes. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
What great fortune this is! Those are the dates of the Trestles Cobblestone Chucking Championships. There hasn’t been such a meeting of sporting endeavors since the last Renaissance Fair!
i got one of those water balloon launchers, just need 2 guys to hold it while i pull it back.
…said your mom
“Shot put” by the sea!
Everyone loves a good Stoning .Will we women have to wear fake beards?
Yes. Fake beards dipped in goulash.
Wonderful touch to the scene from the Life of Brian .
Jehovah jehovah!
she did, she did….ughh, he did, he did!
Shut up big nose
You can’t even get to the beach in Canggu nowadays if you don’t have a fake beard
Call all hipsters boring old farts and set light to them is what Sex Pistols Manager,Malcom Mclaren invited young punks to do in 77 . ( ok he used hippy in the place of hipster )
Lol, excellent advice, will do
High performance longboarding is probably the equivalent of surfing syphilis.
Close – but that is definitely claimed by sup.
As like it’s that old ?
Ashton is all in! See newest collab OK x Frivolous Lawsuits (as always, surf brands are behind the times)…
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Back to Canada with that shit. Sorry!
April 1st isn’t for a few days.