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Just in: Shortboards banned from Trestles!

An inglorious fall.

What an inglorious gut punch this year has been for southern California’s most iconic wave. Trestles, located just south of San Clemente in bucolic San Diego County, has long enjoyed its position at the top. Two whole generations have explored the very fringes of progression while photographers stood shoulder to shoulder upon the cobbled stone, bringing super-human feats to our attention.

The wave has hosted the world’s best surfers and judges as an important stop on the World Surf League’s Championship Tour and it seemed like nothing but nothing would ever get in the way. Air reverses ad infinitum.

Except then the wheels fell entirely off.

First, Trestles was dropped from Tour, leaving the entire United States of America with zero events.

Now, shortboards, and progression, have been banned from Trestles.

You read that right. This September 9 – 19 there will be a minimum 9-feet-of-surfboard required to paddle out for the alt longboard tour Relik is coming and has captured the permit. Let’s read from the event website:

Relik unites the global longboard surfing community while building a sustainable competitive platform for all disciplines of longboard surfing. A modern and classic Longboard World Tour hosting 50 of the top longboard surfers from around the world.

Our goal is to perpetuate the growth of modern longboarding as well as honor the masters of traditional logging and style.

Relik’s modern pro division is complemented by an equally impressive line-up of sixteen traditional standout competitive loggers. These mavericks of style continue to perpetuate the art of surfing and have been influential in enriching the longboard community by honoring tradition and authenticity.

Son of a bitch. The end is certainly nigh.

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Black Rubber

The waves for the extinct Trestles WSL comp were always perfect for longboarding. This sounds about right – except for the hi-pro part, of course.

Yakov Bok

Wot, no foiling comp?!

channelbottom

‘Relik’: another semi-illiterate company who think they’re edgy by spelling a perfectly good word badly.

East of the 5

I’ll be down there selling ironic t-shirts, man bun scrunchies, organic kombucha, Mexican blankets, free trade coffee beans, and artwork made from trash.

Otto

Might think about teaming up with Chas’ Cobbler by the Sea stand.

Captain Clark

That space is taken by Alex Knost.

KRS Won

Namaste

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Not related (to anything). I’ve been on a break from BG in an attempt to live Chas’ new book. Release date?

Eddie Haiku

This totally proves my theory that the human species is now de-evolving and on our way back to the primordial soup.

Moreton Bay Porridge

Life was easier in the soup.

brye

Welcome to the revolution

KRS Won

…I said while unzipping my pants in the direction of the hottest girl in the bar

Jazzy P

The ‘relik website looks gorgeous…. like Mr Porter

Audit In Progress

Jazzy P knows his audience!

Doobalachy

USA getting ready for the olympics?

Bob Driver

Rumors are Brit Grit is negotiating to webcast the Relik tour… Chas & Reilly have vowed to unleash their ATP styled version of “quiet in play” commentary with water and beach interviews trading off between Barton Lynch, Devon Howard and Daisy Fuentes. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Otto

What great fortune this is! Those are the dates of the Trestles Cobblestone Chucking Championships. There hasn’t been such a meeting of sporting endeavors since the last Renaissance Fair!

bitter guy

i got one of those water balloon launchers, just need 2 guys to hold it while i pull it back.

KRS Won

…said your mom

ricmatic

“Shot put” by the sea!

James Bickerton

Everyone loves a good Stoning .Will we women have to wear fake beards?

Otto

Yes. Fake beards dipped in goulash.

James Bickerton

Wonderful touch to the scene from the Life of Brian .

ricmatic

Jehovah jehovah!

bitter guy

she did, she did….ughh, he did, he did!

Captain Bee Fart

Shut up big nose

KRS Won

You can’t even get to the beach in Canggu nowadays if you don’t have a fake beard

James Bickerton

Call all hipsters boring old farts and set light to them is what Sex Pistols Manager,Malcom Mclaren invited young punks to do in 77 . ( ok he used hippy in the place of hipster )

KRS Won

Lol, excellent advice, will do

Strider's Gobble Neck

High performance longboarding is probably the equivalent of surfing syphilis.

astro

Close – but that is definitely claimed by sup.

KRS Won

As like it’s that old ?

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Ashton is all in! See newest collab OK x Frivolous Lawsuits (as always, surf brands are behind the times)…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

KRS Won

Back to Canada with that shit. Sorry!

Phat-wan kerr

April 1st isn’t for a few days.


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