Help: I was blocked on social media!

Left out in the cold where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Last week someone on Instagram sent me in a post belonging to @ashtonsealegs. I remembered the handle belonged to Stab magazine’s editor Ashton Goggans and was suddenly very curious as to how life’s been treating him these days. We don’t interact much anymore, save the random call from a police detective, so I happily clicked and… nothing.

I tried again.

And again.

But Instagram told me both times, “User not found” and “No posts yet”.

Which confused me to no end. I know that @ashtonsealegs used to be his handle and someone just sent me a post from his account but… nothing.

At first I thought that application itself must be broken before it dawned on me that I had been blocked.

Completely barred from radiating in the warm glow of Ashton Goggans‘ curated life.

I only know that I was blocked because my ex-wife did the same thing a few years back in probable retaliation for writing that I hated her in the PEN Award nominated book Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell (Buy here today! It makes for a wonderful Easter gift.)

Blocked.

And I’ve been meaning to ask for quite some time because I’m genuinely curious. What does taking punitive measures on social media say about a person?

I’m assuming Ashton, and my ex-wife, had to jump though a few hoops in order to set the blocking. Now, what is the hope? That I won’t sneer at them? That I won’t nuisance comment on pictures of loaded potato skins and longboards? That I’ll forget either of them exists?

What the hell is the point of blocking someone on social media?

I’m asking seriously.

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in tubo veritas
in tubo veritas
8 years ago

There is this community online Forum in Spain,it has like 1 million users.Everytime they are pissed or wanna screw someone or some organization they get toghether online and come up with a way to screw them.

For instance last year the main opposition party was at a meeting to decide whether to kick out or Not their leader.They sent some hundred pizzas to the guys .
It’s wonderful the things you can do if just a handful of people decide to fuck someone up online.
It’s called “Forocoches”.

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

but definitely not harassment in the state of CA. he’s a journalist. you need to contact someone for them to be harassed.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

If Chas gets formally charged, which I highly doubt, first thing he should do is file a motion for change of venue. He can’t possibly get a fair trial in Orange County. Pissed off too many. Same thing with Los Angeles. Heck, there might not be a state in the Union. It’ll have to be sent to a US Territory. PR?

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

yeah, with all the negative coverage and the media blitz that has ensued, judge would have to grant that. PR, Samoa, Guam?

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

how can Ashton be harassed when Chas is blocked? or you think Chas writing about being blocked is harassment?

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
8 years ago

It’s a clickbait ruse mate.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
8 years ago

Let it go man! No one cares anymore

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

ask Gabriel Medina, pretty sure he blocked stab/Ashton from his instagram

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

no, it legally couldn’t

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

We want Wigs On The Spot anyway!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

and now we cross live (very risky but probably worth it) to wiggs at winki.
its got to be better than strider on the sand

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

I’d say he blocked you following the legal advice he received from a 13 year old girl.

Dee Walker
Dee Walker
8 years ago

You guys are gonna drive this poor bloke to suicide

wincy
wincy
8 years ago
Reply to  Dee Walker

Yeah. Imagine? Then what? ‘Oh we were just joking.’ Its super weird. I have totally lost interest since this kicked off. Chas is an amazing writer, provocateur and satirist. But this makes my skin crawl.

Dee Walker
Dee Walker
8 years ago
Reply to  wincy

It was tongue in cheek my comment but you would want to be pretty thick skinned in this surf industry game. I am way too much of a soft cock

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Does your ex really deserve to get dragged behind the dump truck of contempt you’re rightly piling on Ashton?

Radical Moose Limb
Radical Moose Limb
8 years ago

Lovers, LVRS, Cutty, Class. He’s got whimsy. He’s whimsical. How he’s managed to become an editor of anything is beyond me

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

Well it’s kind of like why you don’t let certain people into your home — because you don’t feel safe in their company.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Is that what your ex wife felt, Chas?

wincy
wincy
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I used to feel safe in the company of this website. Now I am beginning to wonder what the fuck I was thinking.

Zach Makki
Zach Makki
8 years ago
Reply to  wincy

Someone’s a little butt hurt.

wincy
wincy
8 years ago
Reply to  Zach Makki

My wee wee hurts too

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
8 years ago

He’s 32?? Fuck, the jowls will be down to his nipples by 40.. enjoy it while you can, editor boy

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
8 years ago

How about I re-gram every one of his posts and you just follow me?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
8 years ago

I wouldn’t read the reviews of your book mate. When’s the cocaine one coming out?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago

June 12! Will you read the reviews of that one?

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Will it be found in the self improvement section?

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

What about Lisa A? Thats your black pearl!

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Just think like this other famous leaper!

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
SoCalGary
SoCalGary
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

…or is he wearing the hat and you just can’t see if due to a creative/protective photo crop?

wincy
wincy
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Online bullying 101. Come see what all the old blokes that like surfing are up to on the internet kids.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

I don’t engage bar here to get blocked – so cant help ya.
Love the Easter book spruik!!
And LASTLY turned on Bells to be astounded by huge waves – it is seriously fucked!! Who is the “man on the ground” who forecasted this shitshow??

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Can someone tell me if Kelly is there but not surfing? His social media story is full of Mick stuff.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

Another deflection?????

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

yes Kelly is here and not surfing. He got an awesome very gentle slap down from Rosie Hodge last night. Rosie was semi MC at Mick’s gig. I couldn’t quite see what was going on from my half pissed conversation on the other side of the room but at some point she told Kelly from the mic, “This is about Mick, not you.”

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Nice touch though for him to come for Mick’s send off.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

Oh it was, very good form I reckon.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

This is excellent!

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Fabulous!


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