And gets married in front of Coolangatta A-listers!
Shortly, the step-brother of the Kardashian sisters, Brodie Jenner, will enjoy a traditional heterosexual wedding on the Indonesian island of Sumba.
Jenner, who is thirty-three years old and an ol pal of the Mad Hueys as well as Cut Snake principal Paul Fisher, has rented out the entire resort that fronts and owns the rights to Occy’s Left.
Do you remember when it was voted the best hotel in the world?
For twelve thousand dollars a night, you can rent a five-bedroom estate while a “starter villa” is $US1500 a night. If you want to actually surf the left out the front, you have to peel off an extra c-note every day with a maximum of “one surf slot per villa.”
It really is fabulous.
Brodie”s daddy/mommy, Caitlyn Jenner isn’t on the island (she can’t give up a “lucrative business opportunity“) although by cosmic coincidence the woman Brodie’s marrying is also called Kaitlynn.
Let’s scroll through the hashtag #jennerisland. It’s a window into what life might be like if you were pretty and had money in the bank.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjgCzohnpA4/?hl=en&tagged=jennerisland
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjf6yRWBih2/?hl=en&tagged=jennerisland
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjeKYPGhkRE/?hl=en&tagged=jennerisland
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can someone tell me whether fisher is still involved in cut snake? or did he and sedz have a blowout and they have gone separate ways?
Did he (Bruce/ catlynn) really cut off the choad?? Any ambivalent/ conflicted loser can take estrogen and buy some tits.. it takes a real man/woman to go the final mile
Stayed with the Chief years back and scored for a week straight for 5 bucks a night. Fuck that resort
Imagine walking around this place watching all these Instagram hookers repeating the same cocked-leg pose while some roided-out idiot snaps pics with her phone. How very candid. “Morning surf check from my treehouse”.. fucking puke
The girl with her feet in a swimming pool is clearly suffering from anorexia. Or maybe not? Then I can’t believe those people in a famine ridden country still have swimming pool.
wedding video of bro-die getting ready
https://youtu.be/z1dTQh5RST0
Channel that baldy, Jeff !
Good afternoon for it.
Dance?
Fucken awful cunts. Society really deserves to fail.
Fark me.
Give yourself an uppercut, Derek.
And Chloe – your arse is too big, dear.
Wow. Hopefully they get hit by a tsunami
Fuck yes! Upvote.
No rescue effort needed.
Let nature take its course on this one, boys.
Seriously Dez how is this even a fucking story mate?? Don’t we see enough of these clowns in the media without giving them anymore days in the sun!!!
The Kardashians are too society what the Hazza twins are too surfing…Cancerous
Exactly. Well put.
You’re not enthralled by the Kardashian’s Armenia-sourced beauty?
I rather poke mud crabs up my bum with a burning stick
I’d rather poke mud crabs up their bums with a burning stick.
In fact, no need for mud crabs.
What’s the best wood to use? Asking for a friend.
Wattle and tuart tend to burn to hot and become brittle, so I tend to choose jarrah.
More like Anesthetically-sourced beauty.. The whole lot of em are a few cc’s shy of being plastic fuck dolls.
Derek have you seen The People turning against the WSL en masse in the comments on the WSL website article about the switch to FB streaming? http://www.worldsurfleague…. 323 angry comments and counting!
I’ve waited…years… for an excuse to feature Caitlyn Jenner on BeachGrit. Don’t deny me this one pleasure. It don’t cost you a cent. Bend a little.
Well, you’ve had your thrill.
Bend like a willow in the wind, grasshopper.
While we thrash your arse.
Thank you sir, may I have another!
Oh gawd, there’s no helping sick fuckers.
Carry on.
Dez, if it means that much to you, take this moment and run with it. Do a 15 part series on it, ala Chas and period gate. Hell you’ve been entertaining me now for nigh on 25 years. It’s your website, go nuts. Haters gonna hate.
At the end of the day I guarantee we’ll all still read whatever you post
Well I gave you 17 hrs before commenting just to let it sink in for me. The comments I must say most enjoyable I recant – best story ever!!!
Don’t worry, Derek…we think you’re pretty.
On a crummy day like today I feel just like a wilted flower.
Then let’s focus on your inner beauty, mmmkay?
Gimme 8 hours in a Fijian long boat, torrential rain, howling offshores and a 20ft swell anydays. To each his own.
Striped bass fishing in late November/early December in NY usually sorts things out.
I want so bad to get a striper!
You are always welcome to join us, my friend.
I will one day!
I hope so. I mean that sincerely.
Dean Ween’s surf anthem! https://www.youtube.com/wat…
*Stripper.
tftfy
Very overrated, your fishing is much, much better.
Fish Jersey with Dean Ween! http://www.mickeysfishing.com
I might do this next time I visit Philly.
No wonder the under 30’s are topping themselves by the dozen.
Elysium here we come.
We live amid earth’s ruins while the hyper-rich pose by their swimming pools! What’s not to love?
Btw: what happens if you go surf there without a paid pass?
Does an angry dwarf with a semi-auto rifle come out and start taking potshots at you from a chromed dugout?
Giant remote-control octopus drags you down?
Oh I can imagine life would become unpleasant, very fast. You know how it is in Indonesia.
Spell it out, please.
I think they have in house muscle to come out and clear the water.
I can see some conflict there. Russians esp.
I’d love to see that go down.
There’s a rumour that the old Chief was assassinated because he let surfers rent a few rooms up the hill, The village was split between people earning money from Claude’s resort and the people that weren’t. Would be a great story to dig up.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
There is not a bigger pro-surfer groupie wannabe than Brody Jenner.
At one point Lemme bestowed that title upon me.
I got great pictures of Dane, Mick, etc. from Haleiwa, Pipe, etc.
Well…for me they are great pictures.
scary
You’re not seduced by the glamour, the overwhelming intersectionality , the internecine family warfare?
a little but I find the stick insect scary and to be honest I haven’t kept pace with the whole deal.
Never heard of Brodie Jenner, Could you backstory?
His father was once the greatest athlete in the world. And yes…he can lop off his schwantz but he still provided the sperm to create Brody.
what was his field of excellence?
Decathlon.Olympic gold. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
And, perhaps a portent of future kinks, made a fabulous cameo in the Village People movie You Can’t Stop the Music. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Someone is clearly enjoying the proceedings.
His excellence extended beyond the field to the track as well.