WSL*: “Confirmed: Women’s WCT trophy to be same as men’s!”

*World Sharkfeed League confuses and exhausts surf fans!

Do you like satire spooned onto your morning gruel? I do, and this is a bonanza.

Although it is unclear how long this one-day old Instagram account will exist given its use of the WSL logo and initials etc, we must enjoy while we can, especially since it’s driving surf fans nuts.

Twelve hours ago, the IG account @worldsurfleagues appeared. Shortly after, it had 4712 fans.

The first post went after the prizemoney thing. 

And the fans went bananas.

sophiemhickey@brianneworth !!! one small step towards equality…one very small step.
colgcThe size of the trophy? So thats equality? 🤔😂😂
harpy_harvey@colgc 🤯 don’t worry about equal prize money just give them the same trophy 🤣
neeskapetaWas the trophy the only thing of even footing? Prize money? Air time?
virginievdh👍👍👍
lukeweinertI thought size doesn’t matter #joking
chanymullinsYay, well done @wsl 🙂
lillypollardGood start WSL. Now prizemoney.
artesurfIt was half the trophy before? Thought it was just a diferent disign…

A post that announces “the acquisition of soul surfing” was met with similar confusion.

From rabid, but stupid, surf fans.

mdennu98Money money money. That’s what it’s all about ey
therealferbersacYou must be kidding right surfing is not about money at least it wasn’t until you took over 🤑
worldsurfleagues@therealferbersac it’s all about money now, it used to be drugs, but now it’s just hard cash 💰
lapuyadelavida😢
mdennu98@worldsurfleagues Soul? Arsehole!

A third post festoons a photo of Chiba with a Slater/WSL pool.

Now, the standard cure for depression is drugs, exercise and so forth. But isn’t this an all-size-fits beatitude for gloom in general?

And how long y’think before this account gets yanked?

Click here, by the way. 

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Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

Yes and all but it’s not very funny is it. Comedy is harder than running the WSL.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

What was the original account though? I was apparently already following it.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

You had me at rabid. And stupid!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Much humour.
Am pleased.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
8 years ago

The greatest comedy is vocal humans who do not understand ‘satire’. I live for these people on the Betoota Advocate insta.

P.S “Wetsuitrashi”

Vegetable Lasagna
Vegetable Lasagna
8 years ago

This makes life peachy.
Account even responding to the confused souls.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Ziff: “Sophie! WTF is up with this Instagram account mocking the WSL?!?”
Sophie: “I’m on it. Seems someone has dropped in without regard for the rules of the land and sea!”
Ziff: “I want this gone. Yesterday. I’ll be waiting!”
Sophie: *gulp*

Tara Raisinghellberg: “he he he…I can’t wait till Ziff is the one waiting!”

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

That logo is dope.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

oh ha ha the trophy post kills. thank you so much anonymous instagram people!!


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