"A tough one for Jordy!"
Are you watching the Ballito Pro, the big qualifying event that serves as a sort of warm-up event to J-Bay?
Last night, my electronic mailbox was hit by surf fans whose curiosity had been pricked by defending champion Jordy Smith’s horror round two heat score.
“Hiya baby. I’m just speculating,” wrote one, “but the dude was landing sick airs and then seemingly jumping off for a flailing fall. Was like watching the world cup. Could be a gammy ankle, is the only other plausible explanation I could give.”
In a heat with Seth Moniz (Hawaiia), Sammy Pupo (Brazil) and Costa Rican Noe Mar McGonagle, Jordy finished a distant last, his 5.63 total (his scoring waves were a 2.70 and a 2.93) the fourth lowest of the day.
What happened? Do heats actually get thrown? And why?
In this Facebook stream, the commentators explain (go to 2:49):
Commentator 1: “Of course, we have lost both finalists in Willian Cardoso and Jordy Smith. Scott (commentator 2) you weren’t in the booth for that one, you were down on the beach. What do you think of the disinterest of Jordy Smith there?”
Commentator 2: “Well, I’ve just got some information on that, and it was a really tough one for Jordy. He does love this event, he’s won it twice, he loves coming here, but his actual focus is on J-Bay. It’s the first time we’ve had such a close back-to-back window with the two events and that really was his focus. He didn’t want to keep progressing here. He wants to get down to J-Bay. I think you guys might’ve mentioned that and suggested that was the case. It’s a tough one for him. He loves the event, he sees the importance of it, but, actually, what he did, apparently, he was out there coaching all the other boys, trying to fire them up, encourage them to go the better waves. We saw that air he did. He was just having a bit of fun. It was a really tough one for Jordy. These CT surfers, I’m not sure if the viewers out there know but they need to surf one big QS event within their region. A tough one for Jordy.”
Tough!
Is making tour surfers hit a QS event silly?
Conversely, do you think the kindness of Jordy in the heat, encouraging others and so forth, was a lovely example to children whose parents might’ve dumped ’em in front of the Facebook Live stream as some sort of inhuman punishment?
If Jordy wants to help Saffas, he should be able to give his spot in the heat draw to one of them … the mandatory QS rule is dumb and should be killed.
i thought it was simply down to not really liking firewire omni boards, and he really just wants to sit on a chair at the bar at his club and drink cocktails.
Having to explain Jordy Smith to my wife is embarrassing, having to explain to the kids..Yuck
Speaking of not caring….
How is the Facebook live stream working..??
Funny you should ask, someone just sent me a story from Facebook for Media. Obvs it ain’t the most impartial source but it said the WSL generated one million plus views on each of the Facebook Live broadcasts and, “saw 700k+ growth on their page and drove 13.9m people to watch their Live events on Facebook…”
This sounds more corrupt than Surfing Australia + Surf Ranch + Japan Olympics
Picking apart what you say above – 1 million plus views on “live” platform then suddenly equals 13.9million watching “live”????. Have they just magically added 12 mill in viewers?? Am sure at least 50mill will be watching Jbay plus add another 100-200mill if is shark incident. Maybe they actually paid Jordy to lose so he can burley up Jbay for next few days?
Mebe they’re just running it automatically in people’s feeds and therefore it’s being ‘watched.’
“Drove”…
Is that people clicking through an ad or link, that wouldn’t have been there otherwise..
If so, would it be remiss to not use the MF GWS image as bait for Jbay..?
1 millions views???? I call a bullshit. only 1k was watching last night during the CT event.
There advertising coke since it switched from YouTube to arsebook in attempt at subliminal advertising for a book by …………………. ?
It is this precise mindset that hinders Jordy’s chances of being a World Champ. No killer instinct. A champ is in it to win it. No matter what. No matter where. No matter how. In it to win it. No other option. Jordy, while pledging love for the contest and pleading that he wants to win it, is just as comfortable saying he’ll reverse fin it. He’ll never be World Champ with that attitude. Never.
Ah good on him. I see this as a Feel Good story.
Being a good person is far more important than ‘winning.’
If more people had that attitude, the world would be much better off.
Are you fucking mad winning is everything!!!!!!!!!!!! I constantly win at home – try to beat the kids at everything – eating breakfast the fastest whatever, never let them win any games.I play soccer with boys and just fucking hammer them in tackles etc, crash tackle my daughter in netball. All to teach resilience mate!!
My apologies. I am quite clearly a failure to both fatherhood and the human race generally.
You may be an utter failure at life but you do say some funny stuff, so theres that.
And hey! I’m perty funny lookin’ too!!!
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A vast improvement from your former self. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Please note that neither image is ACTUALLY a photograph of me.
And I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to any genuine Trans-appliances out there for my thoughtless joking. It was insensitive of me and I’m sorry.
Any ‘Furries’ can get tae fuck though, you creeps.
I just wanted to clear that up.
Thanks.
Well clearly admitting those failures is the first step to progressing – so start winning against the kids in everything – it wont ruin them but set them up in life!!! My 9 yr olds only cower in the corner for 5 mins instead of 20 before we play soccer now!!! that’s progress right
You too? We should make uniforms! I get number 3, but backwards.
in the end, its just a job like any other job. you have to go where the money is.
#thankyouforthesageadvicedadnowfuckoff
https://youtu.be/09ZSKE38lTU
My fkn jam
Ya can ask Donna what the fuks up
https://youtu.be/-RcL0aT-12k
Isn’t Jordy’s region Southern California now? Shitty Huntington won’t suffice? Poor guy.