Jordy Smith Ballito
"Actually, what he did, apparently, he was out there coaching all the other boys, trying to fire them up, encourage them to go the better waves." | Photo: WSL/Cestari

Explained: Why Jordy Smith Threw his Heat at the Ballito Pro!

"A tough one for Jordy!"

Are you watching the Ballito Pro, the big qualifying event that serves as a sort of warm-up event to J-Bay?

Last night, my electronic mailbox was hit by surf fans whose curiosity had been pricked by defending champion Jordy Smith’s horror round two heat score.

“Hiya baby. I’m just speculating,” wrote one, “but the dude was landing sick airs and then seemingly jumping off for a flailing fall. Was like watching the world cup. Could be a gammy ankle, is the only other plausible explanation I could give.”

In a heat with Seth Moniz (Hawaiia), Sammy Pupo (Brazil) and Costa Rican Noe Mar McGonagle, Jordy finished a distant last, his 5.63 total (his scoring waves were a 2.70 and a 2.93) the fourth lowest of the day.

What happened? Do heats actually get thrown? And why?

In this Facebook stream, the commentators explain (go to 2:49):

Commentator 1: “Of course, we have lost both finalists in Willian Cardoso and Jordy Smith. Scott (commentator 2)  you weren’t in the booth for that one, you were down on the beach. What do you think of the disinterest of Jordy Smith there?” 

Commentator 2: “Well, I’ve just got some information on that, and it was a really tough one for Jordy. He does love this event, he’s won it twice, he loves coming here, but his actual focus is on J-Bay. It’s the first time we’ve had such a close back-to-back window with the two events and that really was his focus. He didn’t want to keep progressing here. He wants to get down to J-Bay. I think you guys might’ve mentioned that and suggested that was the case. It’s a tough one for him. He loves the event, he sees the importance of it, but, actually, what he did, apparently, he was out there coaching all the other boys, trying to fire them up, encourage them to go the better waves. We saw that air he did. He was just having a bit of fun. It was a really tough one for Jordy. These CT surfers, I’m not sure if the viewers out there know but they need to surf one big QS event within their region. A tough one for Jordy.”

Tough!

Is making tour surfers hit a QS event silly?

Conversely, do you think the kindness of Jordy in the heat, encouraging others and so forth, was a lovely example to children whose parents might’ve dumped ’em in front of the Facebook Live stream as some sort of inhuman punishment? 

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Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
8 years ago

If Jordy wants to help Saffas, he should be able to give his spot in the heat draw to one of them … the mandatory QS rule is dumb and should be killed.

brye
brye
8 years ago

i thought it was simply down to not really liking firewire omni boards, and he really just wants to sit on a chair at the bar at his club and drink cocktails.

Krill
Krill
8 years ago

Having to explain Jordy Smith to my wife is embarrassing, having to explain to the kids..Yuck

Vegetable Lasagna
Vegetable Lasagna
8 years ago

Speaking of not caring….
How is the Facebook live stream working..??

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

Funny you should ask, someone just sent me a story from Facebook for Media. Obvs it ain’t the most impartial source but it said the WSL generated one million plus views on each of the Facebook Live broadcasts and, “saw 700k+ growth on their page and drove 13.9m people to watch their Live events on Facebook…”

turts
turts
8 years ago

This sounds more corrupt than Surfing Australia + Surf Ranch + Japan Olympics

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Picking apart what you say above – 1 million plus views on “live” platform then suddenly equals 13.9million watching “live”????. Have they just magically added 12 mill in viewers?? Am sure at least 50mill will be watching Jbay plus add another 100-200mill if is shark incident. Maybe they actually paid Jordy to lose so he can burley up Jbay for next few days?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Mebe they’re just running it automatically in people’s feeds and therefore it’s being ‘watched.’

Vegetable Lasagna
Vegetable Lasagna
8 years ago

“Drove”…
Is that people clicking through an ad or link, that wouldn’t have been there otherwise..
If so, would it be remiss to not use the MF GWS image as bait for Jbay..?

bay boy
bay boy
8 years ago

1 millions views???? I call a bullshit. only 1k was watching last night during the CT event.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

There advertising coke since it switched from YouTube to arsebook in attempt at subliminal advertising for a book by …………………. ?

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

It is this precise mindset that hinders Jordy’s chances of being a World Champ. No killer instinct. A champ is in it to win it. No matter what. No matter where. No matter how. In it to win it. No other option. Jordy, while pledging love for the contest and pleading that he wants to win it, is just as comfortable saying he’ll reverse fin it. He’ll never be World Champ with that attitude. Never.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Ah good on him. I see this as a Feel Good story.

Being a good person is far more important than ‘winning.’

If more people had that attitude, the world would be much better off.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Are you fucking mad winning is everything!!!!!!!!!!!! I constantly win at home – try to beat the kids at everything – eating breakfast the fastest whatever, never let them win any games.I play soccer with boys and just fucking hammer them in tackles etc, crash tackle my daughter in netball. All to teach resilience mate!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

My apologies. I am quite clearly a failure to both fatherhood and the human race generally.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You may be an utter failure at life but you do say some funny stuff, so theres that.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

And hey! I’m perty funny lookin’ too!!!

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

A vast improvement from your former self. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

Please note that neither image is ACTUALLY a photograph of me.

And I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to any genuine Trans-appliances out there for my thoughtless joking. It was insensitive of me and I’m sorry.

Any ‘Furries’ can get tae fuck though, you creeps.

I just wanted to clear that up.

Thanks.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Well clearly admitting those failures is the first step to progressing – so start winning against the kids in everything – it wont ruin them but set them up in life!!! My 9 yr olds only cower in the corner for 5 mins instead of 20 before we play soccer now!!! that’s progress right

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You too? We should make uniforms! I get number 3, but backwards.

f u
f u
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

in the end, its just a job like any other job. you have to go where the money is.

Krill
Krill
8 years ago
Reply to  f u

#thankyouforthesageadvicedadnowfuckoff

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Krill
Krill
Krill
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

My fkn jam

Krill
Krill
8 years ago
Reply to  Krill

Ya can ask Donna what the fuks up

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Krill
Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago

Isn’t Jordy’s region Southern California now? Shitty Huntington won’t suffice? Poor guy.


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