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The remarkable Jackson Doz, son of Shane, getting revved up at Lemoore, maybe in time for the 2024 Games in Paris. | Photo: WSL

Just in: Chiba gets Surf Ranch in time for 2020 Olympics!

"A US company supervised by famous surfer has founded a Japanese corporation and started preliminary work."

In wonderful news for anyone who appreciates the superiority of wave pools over most city beach breaks, a Japanese website has reported plans to build a Surf Ranch in Kisarazu City, Chiba, a dozen clicks from the Tokyo Dome.

Two days ago, a residents “briefing session” was held with no objections.

According to the story prosaically titled, Artificial wave pool for surfing competition scheduled to open just before the Olympics in Kisarazu/Chiba,

“When completed it will be able to do a full-scale surfing competition and will host a pro surfer world competition and so on. According to officials, a US company supervised by a famous surfer founded a Japanese corporation (Minato-ku, Tokyo) last March and started preliminary work.

‘The planned construction site is on 57 hectares near the Tisayama Expressway. Land acquisition was completed by March this year. The size of the wave pool is 580 metres in length and 150 metres in width and equipped with a device that generates artificial waves by electronic control and generates waves up to about two metres in height.”

“Construction is planned to start in September and be finished by December. The company aims to open for biz between January and March.”

Yesterday, the great shaper and surfer Maurice Cole ridiculed, with dramatic zest, Surfing Australia’s decision to book out six days at the Surf Ranch in Lemoore in prep for the games. 

Two three-day blocks of exclusive “training sessions” at Surf Ranch. With coaches, shapers, surfers. The whole entourage is over there. And it poses one really fucking big question. Why the fuck is Australia’s Olympic squad training for a contest that’s going to be held in two year’s time in a two-foot Japanese beachbreak at a long, slow wave-pool point?

Are they trying to put pressure on the ISA and IOC to use that pool for the Olympics? Why else would you be training in a pool? It’s the worst training you could do for Chiba. For fuck’s sake, send ’em to Chiba and train over there. It’s a lot cheaper and a lot more relevant to go to Chiba and surf two-to-three-foot beachbreaks and work on their technique there instead of in long lefts and rights.

Surfing Australia’s decision to throw a couple of hundred gees, or whatever it was, at pool training is starting to look eerily prophetic.

(Thanks to DrunkenAngel for the link and tip.)

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m0rt
m0rt
8 years ago

American Wave Machines, Surf Lakes and WaveGarden should all build pools there as well just for shits & giggles, Webber can concentrate on the 2024 games.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago

Is there a link we can check out ?

LanceBoyle
LanceBoyle
8 years ago

https://mainichi.jp/article… Click on the “english” button, obviously, unless you can read Japanese. If so, I am impressed. IOC and Tokyo Organizing Committee require any Olympic sport venue be completed by July 2019 for testing and approval by the International Sport Federation, in this case the ISA. WSL has just put the parcel of land together large enough for the Kelly pool (quite a feat!) And a bold purchase with no approvals or permits in hand! IF the neighbors approve, and IF the environmental and land use is approved, and IF building permits are issued, and IF construction starts as planned in September, and IF construction is completed by Jan – March 2020, and IF it’s running by the Olympics, WSL may try to upstage the Olympics by hosting and event in their pool. It WON’T be the Olympic Pool and the Japanese Government and Tokyo Organizing Committee WON’T allow a private event take place anywhere near the Olympic Games. In Japan, the nail that sticks out, gets HAMMERED. The WSL campaign for this wave pool in Tokyo has essentially been a smear campaign against the Japanese surf and beaches. The Japanese hoped the Olympics would highlight their beaches and vibrant surf community. Try forcing something down the throats of the already insulted and aggrieved Japanese.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago
Reply to  LanceBoyle

Arigato mr. roboto

turts
turts
8 years ago

I smell corruption from Surfing Australia, and it smells worse than the cow stink of Lemoore. Maurice needs to do more digging!

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
8 years ago

I feel like Kelly’s pool is like Kelly’s career. It’s obvious to everyone else that better things have come along but he just keeps doubling down and refuses to stop beating that poor dead horse.

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago

More importantly, what does this mean for the special Olympics?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

I may yet have my day in the Sun!

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

My air game is retarded.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Then you’ll be a winner!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

If only there was a Special Social Olympics.

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago

Eerily prophetic? Mmmh…
Do you believe in prophecies and coincidences, Derek?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Walter Pepekay

I believe in the cosmos and I believe in no harm to animals. That’s about it.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Cosmos magazine?

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

I’m planning on spending my pocket money on 57 hectares in Chiba. Should I go formal, spice things up with some funky accessories, or just go all-out casual?

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

konichi wa san kelly, arigatou for calling ME!!!

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
8 years ago

This is a plague!
Kelly is evolllllll !!!
That doll is evil i tells ya, evil,EEEVVILL!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
8 years ago

The Olympics is boring, surfing in the Olympics will be boring. Pool or no pool.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Japanese building their own. Fuck you, Slater! Ocean Dome 2.0 will be fully fucking sick.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
8 years ago

I’m really at a loss for any feeling or words about the Olympics or the tanks. I thought I might care one iota but alas, nothin’. Just overwhelming indifference.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

And emptiness

claimbomb
claimbomb
8 years ago

This is what surfing has become. Lame pool dorks.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  claimbomb

lame pool dorks have always been there, its just now they are getting their 15 minutes of fame. if cats with bread their head can get followers so can lame pool dorks. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I LOVE THIS GUY


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