Nude and in Hawaii!
Yesterday found me bored for a very brief moment and perusing various stories on my phone about Ofglen, Ofwarren, Offred and other happenings throughout Gilead. Things seemed normal, more or less. Sarah Huckabee Sanders wasn’t allowed to eat at a meat n potatoes restaurant. Her father, Michael Huckabee, riffed on gang hand signs and their place in modern political conversation.
The normalcy bored me further and sent me fleeing into the arms of sport, to the warm embrace of ESPN, where I assumed tales of World Cup soccer injuries and faked injuries would keep me entertained.
Boy was I wrong. ESPN had no mention of World Cup soccer. Instead, the entire home page was memorializing Orange County’s own Courtney Conlogue with a bold caption reading:
Remember when Courtney Conlogue posed in 2016?
I did and I don’t remember much these days.
What are your thoughts on ESPN’s Body Issue? Did they effectively steal Sports Illustrated’s thunder or… is it just weird?
That dude is hot!
“ Nude and in Hawaii”? I thought this ESPN photo shoot took place in Tahiti?
Titties ang gstrings pro surf bitches , wet t comps before events bring it on grrrrl surf power.
Until pro cricketers are laying their dicks on a table adjacent to ruling sticks, mainstream sports media has a really long way to go with this whole “intimacy of body” approach. I await Porous Walker’s visual take on Instagram.
The girl is a contest puppet with no likability of any kind and interviews with her make a blackboard scream for fingernails.
You seem like a really shitty dude!
Too funny, you have such a wealth of evidence to come to that conclusion.
nice comeback
Clearly doesn’t take much!
I had forgotten, now I have to try and forget again.
I mean, maybe if they got like Tia Blanco or something.
how did she die?
right? that hed had me kinda worried.
It’s glorious! And don’t forget about little Coco Ho going full monty too
Is that when my crush started?
Subliminal advertising really is a thing.
The Coco shoot was very flattering. Courtney’s was kind of disgusting, although I would still do her.