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Shark repellant news: “Essence of Dead Shark!”

Welsh inventor says he's cracked the code to fending off sharks. The stink of death!

Who would’ve thought, say, fifteen years ago, that the development of shark repellants would become a boom industry?

Wasn’t the ocean dying? Less fish not more? A desert beneath our toes?

Do you remember the $250 anti-shark leash, a device so magical it prompted one surf website to write: “The streets of Torquay and Jan Juc are abuzz right now. It’s not about a warm wetsuit, or the Sci-Phi or even about stealing Micro Hall as a coach. Instead, surfers are lining up for something much smaller… pros are scrambling to acquire one particular piece of surf tech… The tech? A leash with shark-deterring capabilities.”

Then there was Sharkbanz. The $600 anti-shark tail-pad.

And so on and on.

Of course, they all sucked, at least according to Australian consumer magazine, Choice. 

But maybe salvation is nigh, in the form of a Welsh cafe owner who admits he knows “nothing about sharks or science” but who has sold his house, his biz and his pension and poured a quarter-of-a-million pounds ($US350,000) into his version of a shark repellant.

From Wired magazine.

“I was really pissed off at the authorities,” Brooker says, speaking about the 2014 protests that erupted across Brisbane and Western Australia when the Western Australia Shark Cull was implemented, and which Brooker witnessed first hand. The policy was to cull sharks of over 3.5 metres, and as the majority of sharks in that area are in excess of four metres, Brooker saw this as a general attack on the entire species. “I thought, ‘’We’re the most intelligent species on the planet, there has to be a better way of resolving this conflict,’” he says.

Hoping that if sharks could be persuaded to leave humans alone, such measures would no longer be necessary, Brooker put his thinking cap on, and he and Simon sold their stakes in their Cardiff properties and sank everything into developing the Podi. The device, which can be attached to a surfboard or worn on the person that slowly, releases a chemical based on the scent of dead shark. This chemical continuously dissolves in water, providing a potent, and potentially life-saving, repellent. With Podi, the Brookers’ aim is to prevent sharks from wrongly being killed, while also preserving reefs and wider marine ecology.’

“Brooker admits that he “knew nothing of sharks, or science” yet he did what anyone would do in his position: he took to Google. A comprehensive trawl of the internet told Brooker that not only were most current shark defence systems expensive, the majority only worked in close-proximity, a range which Brooker believes is too dangerous. Or, as he puts it “Not even a double-barrelled shotgun will stop a white shark when it’s a metre and a half away in attack mode.”

Brooker sought a more logical approach, beginning with the assumption that, like every animal in existence, a shark can be persuaded to flee as an act of self-preservation. The key to encouraging such behaviour was stimulating its most powerful sense. Many sharks can detect their prey at one particle of DNA in 10 billion, while a white shark can smell prey up to 1.8 miles away. Using a shark’s own sense of smell against it, it seemed, was the answer.

“I thought if we can make a smell that it doesn’t like that encourages it to move on, we’d have something. Sharks generally aren’t cannibalistic, so I thought a rotten shark might just scare another shark,” says Brooker.

Long story short. Brooker’s Eau de Fuck Off Sharks is eighteen months from completion.

“We’re risking everything,” says Brooker.

Do you believe? Or he crazy?

Read the story here. 

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Quinoa Iweararashie
Quinoa Iweararashie
8 years ago

Sounds foolproof – sharks hate eating other sharks https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

Where will he procure the stink? Dead sharks? Seems plausible.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

That book is amazing.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Kurt Cobain’s fave book! Scentless Apprentice.

Student8888
Student8888
8 years ago

google THE WHALE WHO ATE JAWS

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

damn it, if this guy gets the scent right, my plan of a comfortable retirement funded by the sale of bottling my farts is sunk.

Mild mannered civil servant
Mild mannered civil servant
8 years ago

Are sharks generally not cannibalistic like Humans are generally not bipedial?

turts
turts
8 years ago

I do hope Brooker enjoys the great outdoors, because being homeless due to poor investment choices is where he’s headed

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago

Too late. My surfing already reeks of death.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

What repels one attracts another. Like say orcas.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto
Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Great link not just for the great interview/article, but the string of great articles that were a blast to read. To revisit. A blast from the past!

turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto
Toin coss
Toin coss
8 years ago

Can he make one that scares off kooks too?
I’ll show myself out.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Toin coss

We’ll need the scent of death from a kook. We could acquire it from the kooks at Stab. And they deal in death for clicks. Anyone got some spare clicks?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Eh! Eh! Eh bruddah!! Try look ova hea!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

SHARKA!

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Apparently fishermen said for a while if you basically set up a dead shark kill and dump it on bottom an underwater scarecrow they all fuck off!! Brooker may be right but broke quickly!!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Apparently fishermen and sailors also used to generally report being wooed into the water by creatures which comprised half-fish / half-nekked ladies.

I’m going to take anything they say with a hefty dose of sceptical-sauce.

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Are you suggesting that a dead mermaid will repel a shark?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

I dunno.
Do you think a shark would be repelled by unicorn pee-pee?

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Not sure. Let me consult Harry Potter and come back to you.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

Awesome. Look forward to it. I’ll start a kickstarter campaign in the meantime on the basis of your commitment to this groundbreaking multidisciplinary research in collaboration with experts in the field.

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Give me a week to liquidate all my investments to fund it and prepare a frothy press release in the vein of power balance and every single piece of wave pool pr you’ve ever read. This thing could be huge.

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

If you’d been at sea for ages you might be up for anything. I’m not ready to judge those lonely guys.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

Yeah, I know: ‘any port in a storm.’

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Those Welsh folk ,god bless em , love nothing better ( besides drinking and drinking and rugby ) than to sing . Our man could get Tom Jones to sing them sharks to sleep to the tune of “ Songs to the Siren “?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

“Brooker admits that he ‘knew nothing of sharks, or science’ yet he did what anyone would do in his position: he took to Google.”
Sounds foolproof. I’m excited for the start of human testing. I hear Mick’s free.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

It may pay well too. So if Jaddy ever feels he’s in a financial hole again…


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