The NSW north coast has never looked this unappealing…
Is there anything more life-affirming than watching the Great White shark, the world’s most misunderstood creature, in full flight?
Does its sheer daring overwhelm you?
Earlier today, Angourie surfer and big-waver, Laurie Towner, loosed footage of Great Whites and Tiger Sharks feeding on a dead humpback whale a few hundred yards off world famous Angourie Point, a couple of hours south of Byron Bay.
‘WARNING ! Do not surf the point or anywhere around home right now,” wrote Laurie. “Just had an epic experience watching a couple decent sized whites chopping into this whale that jut missed washing up on the point just now! Amazing to watch.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlRScdyAym4/?hl=sv&taken-by=laurietowner
Kelly Slater, who rarely misses an Instagram post, wrote: “Probably safest time to surf. They know they want that whale blubber and not some skinny surfers!”
Laurie responded, “I realised when I posted it I should of said warning if you want the point to yourself get out there hahah.”
Laurie’s bro Hughie threw a zoom on the animal.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlRx9OKFiMA/?taken-by=hughietowner
Now, be honest here.
Did you just draw a line through Angourie on your places-to-surf-before-you-die map?
Or are you non-plussed by the damn things?
Good time to surf the area…need to run this clip in southern California…clear the water for a solo session…. them belly full.
Can the whale carcass and whites be removed from Angourie and put in Lenmore by early September?
Kelly’s gonna add 7-meter crocs to the Lemoore tank. Gotta one up those shark cunts cuz Mick already did the Great White thing.
The day Felipe wins his world title, KS will release a video of himself fighting off TWO sharks!
would you settle for something slow moving and overweight as well as something aggressive and irrational when hungry. set up a crowd funder and I will send my misses and her sister. she keeps telling me she needs a holiday.
I’m always lost in the translation…
Is “I should of said” has the same meaning as “I should have said”?
If not, what does “I should of said” means?
woulva, coulva, shoulva…
Urban dictionary describes it as a dumb way of saying « should have « . Possible problem when we write like we speak in English and confusing » should’ve « with what seems to be incorrect « should of « ? As in « I should have/should’ve got out of the water before that big white shark bit off both my legs « .
Thanks! I should of check this urban dictionary before, I would of been able to use dumb ways of saying something, and could of sounds great in front of my english friends down here. I’ll try this evening!
Go hard , or go home !
That’s what she said.
Et voilà , c’est formidable . I hope she took her foot ⚽️ ( I will leave it to you to define this for the BG Faithful . )
Actually, she said; “Get hard, or go home”.*
*This comment comes to you from the BeachGrit English** as a Second Language Programme.
**By English, we mean Strayun Fucken English. Cunt.
one way to lose all my blubber. sign me up.
Kelly must have arthritis of the thumbs from all the gram comments
Better to be warm and chance being bit by a shark, than to be freezing my arse off in Victoria and chance being bit by a shark I say.
I work on the theory that someone has to be the last one out at the point and it may as well be me, three or four quick ones after dusk always does the trick, but someone else can have that slot for a while now.
Paddled out at the point one April afternoon. 3ft and onshore, so no other takers, but thought I’d get 5 quick ones. Got to the lineup, and a 6ft shark (thought it was a bronze whaler at the time) swam past me without so much as a glance. Decided it wasn’t quite worth it and caught the next one in.
Like watching Rory Parker’s review of chas’s Book taking chunks out of Chas’s ego. Brutal to watch but impossible to look away
‘Cept I don’t see any bloodied chunks hanging off Chas.
I think Rory just mauled an old Gucci loafer thinking it was Chas’s actual foot. Barking and farting, rolling his eyes at the impertinence of the dangling tanned calf-skin tassels.
Hahaha
Aww cheer up Rory.
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