The post-heat virtuoso slams door shut on single game forever!
This ain’t something you want to read over your morning joe. The post-heat virtuoso Rosy Hodge, whom you allow regular access into your night thoughts, she with the blankest and most tender eyes, yours ablaze with ardor and nostrils alive with the smell of her broth, just got married to the director of Electric’s global marketing, Mr Ian Foulke.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQrtPCfBmWC/?taken-by=kingman&hl=en
The gazelle-like Rosy, who is thirty years old and who grew up in East London in South Africa, and Ian, a thirty-ish American of jaw-dropping beauty and height, are that rare bird where everything just… fits.
“With wind in her hair and sea glass in her ear, she is the most beautiful sight I have ever seen, and now, my wife for life,” writes Ian.
Rosy did admit to a little-pregame nerves, howevs. But who doesn’t!
And they both shred! Watch!
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She looks goofy.
yoga studio bliss!
so stylish
Everyone wore their best wedding socks.
Ahhh yes, San Clemente: The sublimated sock printing capital of the world!
These two are fucked when they have kids… “honey can u watch the kids while I go for a quick paddle… 4 hours later when the howling onshore comes in… “ok your turn I’ll watch the kids now you can go surf 1 foot onshore slop” enjoy. This is why I refuse to teach my missus how to surf! Its a recipe for doom.
It looks like it was a real lavish affair!
Holy fucking poo-man, Batman! While the phrase ‘good from far, far from good’ might not apply when speaking about Rosy, it’s certainly apt when describing this guy’s surfing (he looked okay on the Surfline Cam Rewind clip).
His dad Bob surfs very well, Ian is a splendid person, and Rosy’s, well, don’t any of you halfwits say another bad word about her or I’ll run yas over with my ten channel.
I wonder what her mindset was going into that wedding…
“Three to the beach and keep busy.”
haha pure gold
Joey Turps there to call the action. Looking as drunk and disheveled as he sounds in the booth. One another note, something tells me Rosy is a 4.77 in the sack based on her interviewing skills.
But did she claim?
Just watched the vid – don’t know why – and Ian surfs like De souza who has been stretched on those torture racks – Shreds nah, tall poo stance yep
Still better than 95% of the non-pro shit-cunts in the water on any given day.
Never surfed it will take ya word on it – shreds tho meh. Like your 4.77 call tho I was thinking 3.33 myself
Na you’re way off the mark. He shreds compared to 95% of the surfers on earth. He’s no pro but way bettr than most.
The long blonde hair, fucking ridiculous shirt and crab style had me wondering how many times luke stedman could get married..
Steds was exactly the person I was thinking – height was just not working. So then to overcompensate they poo stance it!!
perfect lowers
Steds would be doing alot more damage than the groom managed
Seriously Derek no great loss. She may be a bit of eye candy to cut through some pretty rough heads, but she cant interview for shit and is pretty fucking boring to listen to!!
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