It's all fun and games until the ball lands on your name...
The greatest ever of our artists died when they hit twenty seven years of age. Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Basquiat, Brian Jones, etc. etc. etc. It’s such a thing that universities do studies on the likelihood of musicians dying at 27 and there is such thing as a 27 Forever Club.
And sad etc. etc. etc. but also these artists are the forever in the stars because they died at 27. And were brilliant, too great for us, smelled like teen spirit. So let us examine, in a cold analytical light, which surfers would be better of in the 27 Forever Club.
Dane Reynolds: Obvs.
Craig Anderson: Ship has long sailed. And 27 would have been right at his Kandui Hypto ride. Legend forever!
Dion Agius: The mausoleum in Tasmania would be a work of absolute art.
Creed McTaggart: Live fast, die at 27. Go go go!
Noa Deane: There’s still hope.
Nat Young: Should have died when he was 12.
Chris Ward: Despite best attempts…
Adriano de Souza: He would never won that world title and Kelly would have never made a wave pool.
Another raunchy National Enquire-esque stab at getting readers !
#BigMiss
The only thing that should be dead is your wannabe journalism career Chad Smith!
suprised wardo hasnt been stabbed by a mexican. or kala or eddie hasnt been shot.
Jimi said you will never hear surf music again.
https://vimeo.com/162072669
Death: “I invited the WSL into my house before you. Suck it.”
I think you missed Christian Fletcher
Fuck its pick on Nat young day
Nat is probably the least polarizing person on earth let alone on Tour.
Mate he seems ok I was wondering why everyone thought he should be dead at 27!! His surfing with Chloe was great actually
Because Chas’ whole raison d’etre is controversy, rumor, and blood feuds and poor Nat provides none of that. Poor Nat…
Bwaahahahahahahahaha Nat Young should of died when he was 12 .
Poor Nat he is as vanilla as they come.
Stop laughing at our Nat!
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Puberty is a bitch.
I like to believe that Del meant the sanctimonious old curly haired prick who decided to write a ‘surfers code’ after getting slapped as opposed to that freckled pipe cleaner.