Which one of these two is most popular? Wrong! (unless you said Dane)
Which one of these two is most popular? Wrong! (unless you said Dane) | Photo: Morgan Maassen

Rumor: Craig Ando to leave Quik!

Read here today! Or on Stab tomorrow!

BeachGrit‘s Cardiff-by-the-Sea desk traded T-Mobile service for Coconut Wireless over the weekend and things are jamming off the top because guess what? (Allegedly) Craig Anderson, the Craig Anderson, is trying to climb out of his freshly signed Quiksilver contract and join ex-stablemate Dane Reynolds in the great wide open!

The wind was howling into my source’s coconut, somewhere across the sea, so details were muddled, at best, but it was suggested that young Ando was interested in (purportedly) starting his own line. As you may, or may not, know the boy rides for HUF as well, an upstart skateboarding label with an eye toward stylish minimalism. (look here!) He is the only surfer on the team unless Joey Pepper is also a surfer. Might HUF be broadening into the surf-wear market? Might Ando be the next John Galliano and design a fabulous line of very chic newspaper boardshorts?

And what, if true, does this mean for the proud Quiksilver? I think neither doom nor gloom. Wouldn’t a fresh start be nice? Unburdened by kids at the popular table? Free to explore a budding sexuality? In my professional opinion, the horizon is bright for my favorite brand and I would buy more stock if it wasn’t frozen due to bankruptcy. Cool is dead (RIP) and Quiksilver will come through this wrinkle stronger than ever.

Yes, I am pleased with Coconut Wireless’s service. T-Mobile didn’t work on the best of days. Over to you Stab!

Mr. Galliano and mr. Anderson bear such a striking resemblance, no?
Mr. Galliano And Mr. Anderson Bear Such A Striking Resemblance, No?

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That Guy
That Guy
10 years ago

I wondered when this would happen. Ando will go to Vissla

Brutus
Brutus
10 years ago

chas do you think that the New Q/S shops with their coiffure space , are actually sending a subliminal message to ando , and well , he’s just not going to chop off his famous flick locks , he could be a tripster in a waning Hipster mode Co , that just doesn’t get him/it anymore?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I think this is the most brilliant analysis in too long and yes.

Bragu Moy
Bragu Moy
10 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I don’t think Ando can actually grow a beard, but I’m sure he’d be able to ride a bike in very artistic, original ways… so there’s still hope.

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

Ah, it was an anti-semitic rant. http://www.theguardian.com/…

J H
J H
10 years ago

Maybe Ando can team up with Mick Fanning and they can hate on the Jews just like Galliano. You really are a man who bridges the…uh…culturally divide, aren’t you, Chas!!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  J H

Oh yes!

J H
J H
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I guess this is your inside track to not just being at Paris Fashion Week but actually BEING Paris Fashion Week. Kudos, mon ami…kudos!

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

Didn’t Galliano get neck deep in the shitt over some racist comments? Or was that some other fashion dude?

J H
J H
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Wow….we posted that at the same time. Why yes, indeed…Mr. Galliano is not a fan of his Hebrew Hermanos.

joe tucci
joe tucci
10 years ago

chas woodward and derek bernstein.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  joe tucci

That’s how the Pulitzer’s come.

david
david
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

with an apostrophe?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  david

I think, for once, I might be right here. Ain’t it the Pulitzer Prize? Wouldn’t the “prize” be possessed? I ain’t greedy. We just need one.

david
david
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

You may have to settle for an Edward R. Murrow.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

Real life’s gunna be a bitch for some of these guys.

Dooma
Dooma
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Not really, Dane could get his baby and dog to draw something terrible, print it on a t-shirt and sell a few thousand easy.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago
Reply to  Dooma

Wasn’t thinking Dane so much. But even then, how much does a few thousand t-shirts bring in?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Less than his parents gave him in allowance pre-Quiksilver.

Badger
Badger
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

They’re both a marketing dream. I’d be more concerned if I was Jeremy Flores.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago
Reply to  Badger

Dane maybe, but tell me who buys trunks because Ando wears them? They’re certainly worth some sort of paycheck I guess, but nothing close to what they were making.

Badger
Badger
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

You’re clearly not aware of the vast proportion growing up who wear black nail polish, don’t wear tail pads and all ride HS. There’s about a billion of them over here in Europe with large disposable incomes from mummy and daddy. Image is everything and sadly it does sell.


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