"Surfing gives me different thrills on different days. Sometimes it’s just habitual, transactional, daily bread stuff; to get to Y I do X…. X being a go-out and Y being a whole range of things to taking my daughter surfing, scrubbing the edge off a bad day, splashing around in babyfood on a new board, grabbing a half-hour on the right tide etc. It rarely fails on that practical level of making the day go better. At the least, you feel clean for having gone in the ocean.'

Meet your WSL Correspondent: “I feel zero kinship with the entire body of surf writing published to date and am deeply ashamed to have been ensnared in it!”

Feel the electricity of the subhuman redneck scum who reports every day of each WCT event. Steve Shearer aka Longtom.

Steve Shearer is Bribie Island subhuman redneck scum who writes surf at the Grit under the name Longtom, after a Pacific Ocean fish with a long snout full of needle sharp teeth that once attacked his friend in the lagoon at Lennox Head and made the front page of the local papers. He subscribes to the losing doctrine of anarcho-primitivism, feels zero kinship with the entire body of surf writing published to date, is in fact deeply ashamed to have been ensnared in it. Without the existence of BeachGrit he probably would have been able to make a clean getaway.

A guiding light is the statement: “There a thousand paths that have never yet been trodden, a thousand forms of health and hidden islands of life. Man and Man’s Earth are still unexhausted and undiscovered” which will surprise no-one by being attributed to German philospher Fred Nietszche.

He has always had a real job, usually something backbreaking like commercial fishing or banal like bus driving which has allowed him the great luxury of never having been fatally compromised by commercial considerations in writing about surf. Fucking stupid though, because in so doing he missed many paid trips to Indo and elsewhere.

He has always had a real job, usually something backbreaking like commercial fishing or banal like bus driving which has allowed him the great luxury of never having been fatally compromised by commercial considerations in writing about surf. Fucking stupid though, because in so doing he missed many paid trips to Indo and elsewhere. He managed to fund 20 years of round the world surf vagabonding by serial working binges and low level hustling of varying degrees of legality. He harbours great fidelity to the people he met along the way and considers them his natural readership.

He is father, husband and stewards a small goat herd, as well as chickens and vegetable beds in Lennox Head; which used to be a working man’s paradise but is now under the jackboot of the developer’s bulldozer. He rockfishes religiously in his spare time, which, when surfing, writing and family duties are subtracted is minimal – usually solo and at night – and is currently working on two books: a memoir titled Big Tits, Blue Water and a book on the reality of surfing with sharks titled Predatory Disruption.

On the the thrill of surfing: Different thrills, on different days. Sometimes it’s just habitual, transactional, daily bread stuff; to get to Y I do X…. X being a go-out and Y being a whole range of things to taking my daughter surfing, scrubbing the edge off a bad day, splashing around in babyfood on a new board, grabbing a half-hour on the right tide etc. It rarely fails on that practical level of making the day go better. At the least, you feel clean for having gone in the ocean. Barrels, bigger waves, epic days can elevate the thrill to any number of ecstatic/transcendental states. Then there’s all the peripherals: the oceanography, meteorology, natural history, surfboard design, carpark bullshitting, small-town politics, phenomenology blah blah, ad infinitum. Riding a wave is a tiny thrill, which is why the wave pool interests me not at all.

On what he’s trying to hit with his words: Something thats feels good to write, or sometimes that feels terrible to write, because you feel so exposed, and that others get something from reading. Who knows, really, where that comes from? Where does an idea come from? A word, or sentence? It just arrives like a song, so most of it might be just paying attention. Trying to gauge how something might be received doesn’t work. I’ve wrote things I thought were awesome that stumbled in public like three-legged dogs and other things I thought were bland which took off. No point overthinking it.

On what repels and excites in writing: Michel Houllebecq said the unique thing about writing was it gave direct access to the interior life of another person… so anytime I gain access to a place where someone has bothered to develop a lively mind with a point of view, a reason for writing in other words, I dig. Even if I disagree with the points expressed. I despise the neutral tone in journalism. Nothing is more phoney. Houllebecq also said the reason he wrote was to put down in words the scenes that played out in his mind which he found moving, or which gave him pleasure. Something like that, the interview is behind a paywall now so I can’t check exactly what he said. That’s a fair enough assessment on what excites about writing.

 

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Poop Stance
Poop Stance
8 years ago

Thank you, Longtom! Best board reviews and contest recaps in biz. We all appreciate you.

offthegrid
offthegrid
8 years ago

Big Tits, Blue Water eh? look forward to it!

altru
altru
8 years ago

Good onya Sheep….regards, mid-90s north coast. Yoy!

David
David
8 years ago

Is this the Fijian Bloke/Chick that you wrote a story on !! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

offthegrid
offthegrid
8 years ago
Reply to  David

whaaattttt?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Books dont pay either. Or rarely. Mills and Boon style does, oddly enough

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

There must be a market for WSL-themed Mill and Boon.

Hippy
Hippy
8 years ago

Always an interesting read, used to be a prolific commenter (fun times) and very knowledgeable… the type of intelligence that a man earns plying his craft. Published everywhere with no corpo “in” with the objectivity to call it straight. Good on you SS. Look forward to your future projects.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago

So stoked to hear your working on two upcoming books Longtom.

@surfads
@surfads
8 years ago

“Anytime I gain access to a place where someone has bothered to develop a lively mind with a point of view, a reason for writing in other words, I dig.”

Nah, yeah.

kookinitup
kookinitup
8 years ago

Please write more, I can’t get enough.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

Yes.

A confirmed good cunt to the core. Cheers, Steve.

Antipodes
Antipodes
8 years ago

Nicely written bio. I think Longtom embodies everything that is correct about surfing and surf writing. Outside the bubble, ,unafraid to employ some critical thinking and to have an opinion. Keep it coming, the grumpy comment proletariat love your stuff.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
8 years ago

I’d read his books. Bring ’em. Lots of great writers had side hustles. From Dickens to Orwell. https://www.cjr.org/special…

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
8 years ago

But … but … but … I always thought he was a school bus driver !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago

Hung up on wondering where you find the time.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

To drive the bus?

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

get up early

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

“get up early”
All sorts of good for you. Sitting here with a cuppa, watching the early dawn reveal tiny lines of hope.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

I salute you.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Lovely to read about Steve’s Dionysian Endeavor in contrast to the more classic Apollonian Approach career paths often taken by those inside the cloistered life of the surf media / industry . Herman Hesse’s character Goldmund came to mind ,from his follow up novel to Steppenwolf ,”Narcissus and Goldmund “ .
Robert Frost defined it much more concisely in “The Road Not Taken”
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Mk
Mk
8 years ago

Ever notice how everyone else thinks they are the unique ones who have taken the road less travelled, yet we know that’s not possible because it’s really us who took it? I feel sorry for those sheeple.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Mk

You guys know Frost was not writing that out of sentiment don’t ya. He was not a very happy man and he did not think the “road less traveled” was necessarily the right one.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Succinct.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

When I come upon a fork in the road, I pick it up.

Mk
Mk
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I did not know that Mr. Nick. To be honest I just thought it was a cafe chalkboard kind of thing.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Mk

Oh fucking hell, Robert Frost is the utter opposite of a cafe chalkboard thing. Gruelling poet, icy control, sardonic, powerful shit. A big part of every American’s cultural heritage. Go buy the collected works and read the hell out of them I say.

Mk
Mk
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Was being somewhat factitious, I don’t know much about Frost but know the poem fairly well. Have grabbed a collection of Frost poems at your behest however and will have a read over the coming weeks.

Was up your way on Monday from south Sydney, collecting a new a spear gun, and hoping for a little wave. Too flat to surf but always a beautiful area.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Having taken a somewhat alternative path , myself, I definitely would not recommend it to anyone .F’in perish the thought !

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
8 years ago

Nice hat

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

proper Panama. rats ate it, in the end.


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