Wanna look like Johnny Ringo?
It was only a matter of time before the World Surf League rolled out a Snapchat-esque filter and you know what I’m talking about. The Snapchat-esque filter. A filter for your phone where you can take a picture of yourself and then look like you are a reindeer or a woodland fairy and I’m not talking about “you” but your teenaged daughter.
Or Jared Leto.
Or Jared Leto.
They are very popular, anyhow, and the fact that it took the World Surf League feat. Oprah this long to shoot out their very own Snapchat-esque filter in an honest to goodness miracle.
But miracle no longer! Let’s meet the new WSL PURE Facebook (not Snapchat) Camera Effect!
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You wanna look like Kaipo (above)?
You should. I know it was probably for shitty Movember but Kaipo looks exactly like Johnny Ringo in Tombstone and I don’t know why you’d want to look like anyone else.
Wait. Is that what the World Surf League feat. Oprah’s own Snapchat-esque filter makes you look like?
Sold
ALRIGHT LUNGER. LET’S SNAPCHAT.
Why are you calling Felipe Jared?
Breaking
U2 AND WSL form super group to exploit fear of climate change
Bono and Sophie will fly in on the same private jet to smash climate change in the face.
We get acid out of the ocean man. Said The Bono.
Sophie has banned surfers from wearing any man made materials
And only women made materials will be worn.
WSL pledges that all surfers are banned from using orchy bottles for bongs and standard issue bamboo will be used
We can still get ripped man, the earth is having a bad trip but, it’s heavy, the Bono also claimed
The super group plans to sing an anti climate change tune they wrote together at Sophie’s house called
Kill the denialers and the haunting ballad
Don’t let the surfers kill the children.
Heh, I don’t expect him to choke. But a part of me would rejoice in malevolent ecstasy if it happened. It would be poetic.
That’s weird!!
What, you want that devil child Wilson to win!?.
He’s a stain on society.
He does look a lot like myself though.
Nah – I don’t care either way. Even lil Filipe. He’s improved a lot this year.
You have to admit that if Gabe didn’t win it’d be another rich chapter in Pro surfings story line. Hell it would prolly send Charlie to an asylum which would be a great outcome.
If Italo wins 4 and can’t get a title
Well that’s fucked up.
And I’m sure hell be up gabby for a few nosebeers, like ounces, for the offseason festa!
Yeah Felipe can win but he’s speaks English too well for me to like him
Please Huey 8-10ft pipe
With ya there Bex, 8-10 would be awesome. Lefts or rights – they’re all good enough to get barrelled either way.
Historically if finals day falls on the 14th of December then Joycey has a chance . Got Joel over the line in 2012 and Mick over the line in 2013 . If I knew that getting married on that day could stop Kelly winning world titles I might have stepped up to the altar at the end of the 80s ?
$10 for the first person to get an app-tweaked penis up onto the WOozle site.
U.S. dollars?
Martian for all I care.
I’ll make the exchange rate.
Just get’er done!
They all look like they badly need to go wee-wee.
Come to LA and say that, I dare ya!
Get a haircut Kaipo you look like a fucking idiot. #WSLPURESHIT
Overheard over Foodland PA soon:
“CLEAN UP IN AISLE 9. JANITORIAL TO AISLE 9….”
…
” Eh! KAIPO! Get off ya phone. Come stay clean da kine! “
Johnny Ringo character is the weirdest of all the weird characters on Tombstone.
Finally, some sense on BG.
I love it when Rosie says
The Parp Larne
I just wanna… Hug her
You could try hugging Lady Gabrielle.
She’s going to need hugs after she ch ch ch ch chokes at Pipe.
Wear a rain coat, mate. The tears will be epic.
Are you #carningonjoycy’stits?
I love that Rosie
Stole Parp Larne from Shaun Tomson
Or cousin Michael