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This is, I think, the photo that represents Laird Hamilton best: the moto-riding alpha male with movie star (Brooke Shields, big in the eighties etc) clawing at his latissimus dorsi. | Photo: Bruce Weber

From the magic potion dept: Investors pour $32 million into Laird Superfood!

Who don't want a piece of real-life Aquaman?

Three years ago, a well-proportioned fifty-two-year-old man who once watched his hip get sawn off and replaced, a superhero some might call him, launched a pre-packaged food company called “Laird Superfoods.”

The first product line was a Superfood Creamer made from “MCT” fats and oils from coconuts along and with a magical ingredient called aquamin, which is made from ocean algae.

Today it was revealed that private investors have poured $US32 million into the biz with WeWork, the shared office biz, providing the bulk of funds.

A quickish detour through the presser.

In conjunction with the investment from WeWork, Arik Benzino, WeWork’s Chief We Officer for the U.S., Canada & Israel, will join the Laird Superfood board of directors. Laird Superfood and WeWork will also launch a partnership to make Laird’s offerings available to WeWork members and employees in select locations in the U.S.

“I thank WeWork for their investment in Laird Superfood’s expansion and pursuit of our mission to become the leading superfood company in the natural foods space. At Laird Superfood, we think of our clean-ingredient products as fuel. With the right fuel, you can accomplish anything, and it’s in this way that our offerings perfectly complement the ambitious and entrepreneurial spirit of the WeWork community,” said Laird Hamilton, co-founder of Laird Superfood.

Earlier this year, Jen See examined and tried the various magical potions.

When I ate the Superfood I did not immediately acquire the ability to fly or anything useful like that. Presumably it added calcium to my bones, but I felt nothing. Not even a tingle. This was slightly disappointing.

I mixed the Hydrate with bottled water in a 12-ounce container as the instructions demanded. Once mixed, it has a milky, white color. The flavor is nothing to write home about. Not terrible! Just not super exciting.

It needed something. I rummaged around the kitchen and found vodka of questionable vintage. I added the vodka to the Hydrate. Mmm, vodka. I added more. Even better. Then I was out of coconut water Superfood. More Vodka. What were we talking about again, I don’t know. Vodka, good. Next time, I skip straight to vodka. More vodka.

I approached the Instafuel with trepidation. Instant coffee. I once carried a French Press in my camera bag on a bike-packing trip in Oregon. This was a stupid decision, because packing out wet coffee grounds is stupid. But it does give you an idea of my feelings about instant coffee.

I again entered the kitchen to boil the required boiled water, which just about exhausts my kitchen repertoire. I added boiling water to the instant coffee and Superfood mixture. It dissolved! Magic! A thin layer tan bubbles, resembling crema, appeared on the surface. I know this game. I see you, Instafuel! I see you trying to fool me into thinking you are actually good coffee! You can’t fool me.

In graduate school, I did research at the French Foreign Ministry archives, which at the time were housed in the Foreign Ministry building. They took our passports and escorted us through the hallways. We were allowed at intervals to leave the reading room and down in a basement, there was a coffee machine. It dispensed espresso in tiny paper cups. I never figured out how to turn off the sugar, so I downed many tiny, heavily sugared espressos. It kept me awake long enough to read piles of diplomatic documents, but it was not a good coffee experience.

I recount this story, because the Laird Superfood Instafuel reminded me of the coffee dispensed from the machine in the Quai d’Orsay basement. There is a hint of coffee flavor and a creamy mouth feel. An intense coconut flavor, reminiscent of sunscreen, lingers on the palette. As I sipped, I tried to imagine Hawaii and wafting palm fronds and giant, photogenic waves. I failed.

If you like your coffee very sweet and you enjoy coconut-flavored things, Laird Superfood Instafuel is your dream morning libation. It is easy to make! And almost instant! But so is Starbucks Via, which more closely resembles coffee.

Find your nearest Laird Superfoods stockist here. 

 

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Uncle Leo Fioravanti

I feel like this image is most likely an artist’s rendition of a typical day in Chas’s life…Chas-commissioned, of course.

I also feel like there’s a solid zinger by way of superfood>Popeye>Ashton hidden somewhere in those white pants, but I can’t put it together yet.

P.L.Miller

Laird’s discovered coffee. My my.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Does imbibing the libation lead one to a desire of extreme hand holding?

killvan

Don’t care what anybody says…
If I had a shot of me cruising around on a bike with Hollywood loins wrapped around me like that…

lawless

More VC funded adult learners buying into the surf scene. WeWork also made a significant investment in Wavegarden a year or so ago.

Ellis Tim

ha Laird on Ballers season 4, and Kelly, sticking with Russel Brand’s super kook extreme sports company………sad HBO…

Paulo De Tarso Duarte

Lemmy someone disagree
You’ll be… Super!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

nyc surfing golden boy

looking old, but ages better than most

Seas Nail

38 mil and the cunt’s too cheap to put up silt-fences to stop the mud from his construction projects washing out onto the reef at the bay. Fuck you Laird.

Huli Opu

I second that one Seas. He’s a self aggrandizing polluting punk with anger issues and the IQ of a mac nut but now, apparently, a very rich one.

channelbottom

Ooooh but he’s a genuine WATERMAN so thus immune to criticism even on land.

commenter

Incorrect on “IQ of a Mac nut.”

Laird is pretty and he’s tough but he’s much smarter than you might suspect.

I mean, look at everything he has launched or pushed:

Tow surfing. He was just having a laugh with Buzzy K: Started with the wrong boat, the wrong motor, the wrong boards, the wrong everything. They just wanted to give some unwanted, uncatchable waves out at Backyards.

Everyone gives him shit, then everyone copies him and tries to take credit.

Is SUP a billion dollar industry yet? A lot of that goes to Laird.

Whether or not SUP in the surf is a good idea, it’s a worldwide deal and it really didn’t even exist as recently as 2002.

Laird paddled out at Malibu on 9/12 – a year and a day after 9/11 – and no one knew what he was doing. It’s all happened since then.

It’s happened fast, and a lot of people are having fun on those boards not just in the surf, but everywhere.

And again, Laird was just screwing around with Dave Kalama and them, looking for kicks.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

A fool and his money are soon

I can hear it now…..the investor being told about his money…” And it’s gone”!

Sam George’s Hair

Laird SF has completely changed my life! The Tumeric Creamer has stained my teeth the same hipster yellow as Ashton’s lame beanie

Black Rubber

Could you imagine having the ability to toss out a cool $32m to your hero just so you could hang with them more? Good work WeWork guy. Too bad Laird is your hero though.

Paulo De Tarso Duarte

I imagine L&G selling L Sfood to NASA… to the firts men and women who will stay a long period in Mars… to colonize it.
They will eating, and only, L Superfood…

But everytime I hear about L&G and his food and courses, and the people that participate, I remember this scene…

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Dogsnuts

I’d be very surprised if Laird isn’t personally adding protein to each package.

James Bickerton

If only it came in a Suppository Form ? WeWorkFaster ?

James Bickerton

On the subject of magic potions and formulas , after seeing a photo of a yellow beanied Lewis Hamilton and a blue beanied Goat over at the WoSuLe , it seems that bAshton Goggans might have drunk too much Formula 1 ?

James Bickerton

Or a cemetery ………..and is a Necrophiliac
And now she’s dead ,
but not forgotten .
He digs her up and f*cks her rotten ?

Chief Hot stuff

Corpse grinders?

James Bickerton

Organ grinders ?

Chief Hot stuff

?.

James Bickerton

organ grinder
noun
a street musician who plays a barrel organ.
a person in control of another.

Chief Hot stuff

Corpse grinders
Pretty average Aussie sludge rock act 80s 90s

James Bickerton

Did they have a Hammond Organ ?

Lemon Next to the Pie

The lead guitarist had a hammered organ.

Waterproof Polo
James Bickerton

Never wanted a piece of Laird but my pubescent self spilled lots of seed just thinking about fertilizing Brooke Shields . Blue Lagoon and I was coming soon …..

Chief Hot stuff

That’s a pretty picture!

Jordy's pout

According to the bottle, each superfood serving contains a piece of Laird.

James Bickerton

I surf the oral cavity
I surf the pharynx
I surf the esophagus
I surf the stomach
I surf the small intestine
I surf the large intestine
I surf the anal cavity

And if Laird gets stuck come and see us in accounting and WEWORK him out with a pencil ….

Superworm

Brooke clawing at Lairds lats…
So you work out at Jetts then Derek?

Waterman of the year

No such thing as a superfood. It’s either good food or bad food. Seems like everyone adds the fucken word super to everything to make it sound better than what it is. Like an infection.

James Bickerton

Eg supermarket .

Lemon Next to the Pie

Eg. Superlemon.

mine.mine.mine

No shit.. if Amazon shows up at my fucking door again with another fucking brick of vitamins for my wife to throw down my kids throats ( so they can piss them out later on) I am going to choke out the mailman… if the kids where mine by birth I would think he was their fucking dad he is here so much.

Antipodes

Nice payday for Laird. Not sure about the long term viability of WeWork though.

Waterman of the year

The women’s line could be called WeWoke

Antipodes

Ha! The soon to be launched “medicinal” herbs line will be called WeBaked.

Waterman of the year

Chas’s range of MMA clothes could be called WeSlap

James Bickerton

We Irritate , Exacerbate , Infuriate ……………………
If only he had smoked the foil and SUPped his dietary supplements ?


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