Tuesday is the day!
This coming Tuesday morning I will be sitting down across a fine, oak conference table with all the bells and whistles, from the World Surf League’s President of Content, Media and Studios Erik “ELo” Logan.
The table, if I recall, has one of those fancy conference phone call gizmos in its middle and also USB ports near each seat. I assume it also has plug-ins for various other technologies. Bluetooth, Firewire and the like.
It’s far too large to clear in a single bound but, with a small running start, could be slid across much like the Duke boys slid across the hood of the General Lee as long as avoiding the conference phone call gizmo in its middle is considered beforehand.
Oh I don’t know why I’m even considering such dramatics. President Erik Logan is our friend. He is willing to speak openly and candidly with David Lee Scales and me for our bi-curious podcast The Grit! but I am merely a vessel for you.
For The People™.
So tell me, what would you like to ask Mr. President?
What are your innermost curiosities?
What do you want to know and/or what do you want to say?
I’m yours.
When will the “World” Surf League create a group of qualified Judges, with each area of the Surfing world represented equally?
IE: 5 Judges — 1 USA Judge / 1 Hawaiian Judge / 1 Australian Judge / 1 Brazilian Judge / 1 EU Judge.
You know, like all legitimate International athletic competitions????
BTW: Qualified Judges means that they were previously a Professional WSL/ASP ranked surfer.
When will this happen??????
When the WSL be making the men’s and women’s underwear range available to the market ? And will it be rolled out internationally or just to Brazil first?
I’m going through these right now, prepping for tomorrow. This is perfection.
Fucking always confused
BatshitCrazyBitch
Wet T-shirt contest!
Can you define gay without being self-referential?
#notenoughforit
#notenough
Guilty
Of being white
Nostrelled
How many Brazzos have you blown E-Lo?
As an adult learner/not surfer, how is Erik qualified to work for the WSL? Should non-surfers have major roles at the WSL?
How important are claims to the integrity of the WSL?
Can he get Eckart Tolle to commentate during slow heats to help keep the audience present?
How do you make a gifted overly privileged Californian pro’s boring story compelling?
Should style matter in competition?
Can you script this?
Has he ever had a deeply spiritual experience SUP foiling?
Do they have plans to make wave pools for people other than the wealthiest 1%?
You can’t not script this!
How’s your experience been with the Botox? Should I try it ?
how long are we gonna be tortured by Turpel..?
Surf tune
Uh that’s hurts right in the ball’s!
Fuck, I peed a little when I read this….
Well played!!!!
When your wife gifted you the magical wetsuit that ensured you would not drown what gift did you reciprocate with for her?
There’s no way he’d do a truthful AMA, can’t blame him.
If he was allowed anonymous give-n-take in an open forum he might quite enjoy it. Nothing to stop him really. Might already be here.
Thanks. I do appreciate the offer.
It doesn’t exist yet. I need to save up for a while. The guy has said that he’d be happy to make one, but that freight would scare me. So we left it there.