Infuriating optical illusion: Can you guess the name of the surfer in the photo?

Who do you see?

Earlier today, much earlier for I spent most of it negotiating the horrors of Australia’s urban sprawl to find a once-isolated wave, which was subsequently onshore, I received an email from Matt Warshaw asking one question.

Who is the surfer, far right, in this photo?

Surfer on the far right, Bruce? Shane? Photo by Steve Sherman

Is it Bruce Irons or former world number two Shane Powell?

Easy, Bruce, I wrote.

Matt replied that his immediate response was Bruce as well.

“But,” he wrote, “having spent the last few days hammering together a Powell clip I’m now 65% convinced it is Shane.”

The photographer is the great Steve Sherman so the correct answer is only a telephone call away.

But who wants easy?

Shane or Bruce?

(Click on the play button for a primer on Shane Powell.)

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f u
f u
7 years ago

back under the bridge troll, you are boring and spineless

f u
f u
7 years ago

find another way to entertain yourself troll

f u
f u
7 years ago

coward

Championship Surfer
Championship Surfer
7 years ago

It is Bruce. Dingo Morrison on the left. Both used to ride for Volcolm. So probably shot in Hawaii one winter.

f u
f u
7 years ago

would you say that to his face, wanker?

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
7 years ago

Nah, Shane.

f u
f u
7 years ago

or getting shacked at big backdooor whiile you wank on the couch

Carbon 14
Carbon 14
7 years ago

We need more Shane Powell edits on this site…

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
7 years ago

the irons bros were surfing last rock stars.

Karl Myers
Karl Myers
7 years ago

Somehow the one in the middle looks like Todd Chesser

Ken-Drake La Mar
Ken-Drake La Mar
7 years ago

Looks like Andy

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
7 years ago

The way I remember it was he took a fish out in a contest as a ‘fuck you’ to the ASP for making them surf in junk. And then he went and beat Matt Hoy (I think it was) in the next heat. I don’t think Curren invented the sub 6′ board thing that we have today, even though he rode a very short board in that famous Rip Curl video. Guys were still riding 6’4″s with huge rocker as contest boards well into the 90s. If you look at that famous triple 10 point rides that Shane Beschen got at Kirra in 96 the board looks way too long.
What I think is weird is how almost no-one was riding quads with the exception of Glen Winton.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
7 years ago

I remember when Shane Powell got dropped by Rip Curl and then started getting some results on tour. Would have been about 1996. Tracks reported it in that news section that used to be at the front of the mag. But of course Rip Curl were paying the bills at Tracks, so they had to put this grovelling addendum “But well done for Rip Curl giving Powelly the kick up the arse he needed”

Poncho Gustavo Martinez
Poncho Gustavo Martinez
7 years ago

Bruce

Katherine
Katherine
7 years ago

wow this made my day, regularly day dream about making surf edits to that song. that Shane video really just blessed my Sunday. 10/10, and that’s obviously bruce but I’m more curious to know who’s in the middle

Mapski
Mapski
7 years ago
Reply to  Katherine

Dingo Morrison?

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

That’s Kanoa Igarashi supporting his presumably native France in the World Cup 2018.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Billie Holiday according to google image search. Not sure that really helps though.

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Dreadknowledge
Dreadknowledge
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Well…….Ol’Brucey is”allegedly”also quite the fan of adult libations so go figure ……….

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Yes – it always cracks me up when you see footage from that era and they have so much board between the nose and the front foot. I re-watched Curren’s (apparently) first wave at J-Bay recently. It just looks so wrong. Imagine the lines he would have been weaving on a shorter board in his prime.

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Utter blasphemy! The lines he drew were immaculate. Sublime by any measure. Only a heretic would besmirch
the holy grail of the longer rail as practiced by Saint Curren.
Repent or be damned to an eternity engulfed in the futility of the wiggle.

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
7 years ago

Bruce. Powelly’s jaw is about 40% less chiseled.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
7 years ago

2019 X Games Skateboard Minneapolis


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