Marked by fate, determined by an invisible rhythm…
Seemed a bold move, ballsy in the (discredited) vernacular, to call it off the other day in clean four-to-six-foot surf at La Nord.
It would make it hard to finish in a day by my reckoning but they did and the Wozzle scored the best day of the waiting period so props to Jessy Miley-Dyer. The real best day this time, apart from some high-tide wonk on the outer bank before they moved it into the shore-break for the Finals.
Like the Surf Ranch but for entirely opposite reasons, the climax of this event also seemed pre-ordained. Marked by fate, determined by an invisible rhythm that Jeremy Flores identified in a post-heat presser and activated from the first wave he rode to the last. It was such a simple equation, from a pulled back perspective, rhythm was key, the first good scoring wave ridden in a heat inevitability secured victory.
Jezza did it time and time again. To Jordy, to Ryan Callinan, to Jack Freestone and ultimately to Italo Ferreira in the Final. He never looked like getting beaten. The kind of king hell roll that, looking back through the years at his record in France, seems almost insane because it stands alone.
He said he did nothing different from previous failed campaigns. Threw sporting cliché after sporting cliché into a beautiful gallic dumpster fire. Jezza seems to have been in a “post-pro” phase for a while. The dad bod and reckless honesty. He’s got that rad-uncle-you-want-to-have-a-beer-with-at-Christmas vibe, yet seems more relevant than ever amongst a Tour more overtly Christian than Middle America.
We love Jezza for his honesty. The most honest pro since Bobby Martinez, minus the suicide vest. He called the basin, I’ll use the official term, a joke then went out laid down a masterclass in taming an unruly hollow beachbreak. Outer bar and inner bar. He said local advantage was non-existent and there was a “lot of luck” involved.
He said he did nothing different from previous failed campaigns. Threw sporting cliché after sporting cliché into a beautiful gallic dumpster fire. Jezza seems to have been in a “post-pro” phase for a while. The dad bod and reckless honesty. He’s got that rad-uncle-you-want-to-have-a-beer-with-at-Christmas vibe, yet seems more relevant than ever amongst a Tour more overtly Christian than Middle America.
That was the scaffolding. The building itself; if you’ll pardon the mangled metaphor, was a mixed bag. Some got to grips with the outer bank, strafed by rip current and side wobble, most did not. Strider became incensed that competitors were out of position as drainers spat their intestines out up the bank. Leo Fioravanti had to watch on helplessly as Ace Buchan dropped off the ski and paddled straight into one while Leo held priority. The priority judge Ratso Buchanan, earned his money with some big calls that decided heats.
None bigger than the one in the dying stages of the Round of 16 heat between Andino and Yago Dora. Protecting a small lead with priority as the clock ticked down a throaty set wave arched on the bank with Dora and Andino on the button. It was a heat-winning wave and Andino had a solid sniff at it. Priority, by my reading of the rule book, should have swapped.
But it didn’t and Andino and Dora both rode the next wave for an interference call against Dora. Andino later admitted his surfing hadn’t won the heat when he said, “I couldn’t surf much worse than that” before apologising to Dora for the, what I would call, dog act.
Any way you slice it, it wasn’t World Champ talk.
When it emerged that Andino was also suffering from a dodgy back the day started resembling a deleted scene from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Wounded cowboys lying around everywhere. Toledo injured, Kolohe, Italo hurt himself in the semi against Leo after easily dispatching Kolohe in their quarter and stretching the head to head to 5-1.
Does Kolohe know that? Seems Kelly is the only pro who keep basic numeracy in his back pocket. You’d think a basic skill set for a pro, especially if you are a back marker and you live or die by the numbers. Like Jack Freestone who professed to have zero idea about what numbers he needed to avoid relegation because it was a toxic mindset.
Italo/Flores was a worthy Final, as far as performances on the day go. Other contenders fell away. Medina was out of sorts. He got clubbed on his opening wave, Ace got slotted and came out. He had to straighten out on a below sea level froth monster. An epoch seemed to pass where Medina held priority and no waves came.
My fantasy was for Medina to crush Europe and close the Title, just to crush Dirk’s dreams. Kidding, of course. You can’t crush Billionaire dreams. They just buy new ones.
Unbelievably, Medina lost the heat during that period. Ace revealed in the presser that he knew they had drifted out of position but with Gabe holding P he was happy to inhabit that purgatory. Sure ’nuff, the next sets went through unridden. Ace confirmed his position, according to surf writer Surfads as the “straight-cut Levis of the surf world with his stubborn refusal to become irrelevant.”
My fantasy was for Medina to crush Europe and close the Title, just to crush Dirk’s dreams. Kidding, of course. You can’t crush Billionaire dreams. They just buy new ones.
Ryan Callinan looked the only other surfer in the draw, on form, who could have made a fist of the Final. I always had this weird feeling that his backhand was a tiny bit wonky. A bit folded in on itself and lacking true power. That’s totally revised after today. His two-turn combos were huge. That little backhand on the rail to push the board straight back up into the lip always presaged something big. It’s a minor bummer he came up against J-Flo in the quarters and not the final. He came closest and his best scoring wave was under-cooked, which still didn’t alter the result.
I didn’t watch the women. Don’t torch me. That’s the downside of having the women cleaved in with the men. Sportswriters can only focus on so much on a massive day, or risk tokenism.
Carissa dominant. Riff below.
The Final was all over in the opening five minutes. Jezza rode the wave of the event: just a glorious, backlit dream chamber with an untouched exit right in front of an adoring crowd. Nutz for them. Huge for French surfing, even if he is from an island in the Indian Ocean.
It was a ten, awarded a high nine by judges to maintain some semblance of sporting spectacle.
Italo tried to fightback. Landing a very lofty oop right on top of a collapsing lip for a non-make. Jeremy calmly slotted two more small toobs and that was it. Not great sport due to the lack of contest but undeniably a mad, mad day for Jeremy Flores and French surfing.
2019 Men’s Championship Tour ratings
Gabriel Medina (BRA) – 48,015
Filipe Toledo (BRA) – 45,730
Jordy Smith (ZAF) – 43,515
Italo Ferreira (BRA) – 42,400
Kolohe Andino (USA) – 41,250
2019 Women’s Championship Tour Jeep ratings
Carissa Moore (HAW) – 57,260
Lakey Peterson (USA) – 49,935
Sally Fitzgibbons (AUS) – 46,815
Caroline Marks (USA) – 46,020
Stephanie Gilmore (AUS) – 40,855
Roxy Pro France Final Results:
1 – Carissa Moore (HAW) 17.60
2 – Caroline Marks (USA) 7.00
Roxy Pro France Semifinal Results:
SF 1: Carissa Moore (HAW) 9.83 def. Lakey Peterson (USA) 3.66
SF 2: Caroline Marks (USA) 12.887 def. Johanne Defay (FRA) 7.06
Quiksilver Pro France Final Results:
1 – Jeremy Flores (FRA) 15.00
2 – Italo Ferreira (BRA) 8.23
Quiksilver Pro France Semifinal Results:
SF 1: Jeremy Flores (FRA) 16.33 def. Jack Freestone (AUS) 4.73
SF 2: Italo Ferreira (BRA) 11.60 def. Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA) 10.83
Quiksilver Pro France Quarterfinal Results:
QF 1: Jeremy Flores (FRA) 14.40 def. Ryan Callinan (AUS) 13.17
QF 2: Jack Freestone (AUS) 13.00 def. Marc Lacomare (FRA) 12.84
QF 3: Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA) 13.30 def. Adrian Buchan (AUS) 13.00
QF 4: Italo Ferreira (BRA) 13.93 def. Kolohe Andino (USA) 11.36
Quiksilver Pro France Round of 16 (Round 4) Match-Ups:
HEAT 1: Jeremy Flores (FRA) 15.50 def. Jordy Smith (ZAF) 6.67
HEAT 2: Ryan Callinan (AUS) 14.17 def. Ezekiel Lau (HAW) 12.83
HEAT 3: Marc Lacomare (FRA) 8.87 def. Wade Carmichael (AUS) 8.63
HEAT 4: Jack Freestone (AUS) 12.33 def. Julian Wilson (AUS) 10.33
HEAT 5: Adrian Buchan (AUS) 10.00 def. Gabriel Medina (BRA) 9.50
HEAT 6: Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA) 11.77 def. Seth Moniz (HAW) 8.83
HEAT 7: Kolohe Andino (USA) 10.33 def. Yago Dora (BRA) 6.00
HEAT 8: Italo Ferreira (BRA) 13.84 def. Michel Bourez (FRA) 8.06
Calling him Jizza or whatever makes a(nother) fantastic Longton piece almost unreadable to this Yank.
“He’s got that rad-uncle-you-want-to-have-a-beer-with-at-Christmas vibe, yet seems more relevant than ever amongst a Tour more overtly Christian than Middle America.”–bwahaahaha. But you’re wrong about Andino. Slater manifested many interferences on his way to 11. Also, for all the high quality surf analysis and predictions, the pundits keep forgetting the DeSouza Paradox struck twice. Isn’t the podcast literally called The Grit?
I surfed an isolated right point all Friday with only two good mates, and yesterday my local was on fire and I got two bites of that apple. Then last night the missus and I went out for a superb birthday dinner, yet this was the undisputed highlight of my weekend.
10/10
Go Jezza! But why the christian backhand there longies, metaphor doesn’t really work, I’m pretty sure middle USA is more christian than not.
You could see his shadow from the backlit, fuken deep!!
hshaha
I was there!!
Was that an Aussie beach announcer?
2019 a Surf Odyssey…
Seems like Cowrie Shells are on the up as the Australian Dollar takes the drop ?
There is a scene in the extended version of Apocalypse Now « Directors Cut « with a French colonial family who chose to stay on , not to fight , but because they felt more Vietnamese after a century than French ? Something that might not seem strange to the children of colonialists currently living in the USA , Australia or NZ ?
You can add the French Islands of the Caribbean, Guadeloupe and Martinique etc to that list .I am pretty sure that Jeremy came to stardom after a period on Madagascar as a very young kid surfing a secluded ( possibly private ) reef in front of a resort run by his family . …. A bit like having your own personal wave pool to yourself from age 6 to 11 ? Please correct me if I am wrong . Before residing in Australia in Summer as a young teen on a very healthy wage before winning the QS in 2006 at 17 .
As a self-confessed Francophile I’ve always held a candle for J-Flo, but by anyone’s reckoning he’s having a great year. Good results, rocking the Gath, calling bullshit on the pool and now enjoying a hellacious victory party at his adopted home. You can’t help but feel pleased for Jeremy ‘straight shooter’ Flores. Get amongst it ya mongrel!
Kolohe? The most overhyped person by his personal lobbyists Pete Mel and Strider, who happen to be his dad’s best pals! Always overscored! The USA’s Matt Banting! Perfect for the WQS! I cursed out loud watching the Dora heat!
The TEAM USA cheer squad can be a little overbearing , especially when the English broadcast is supposedly for an international audience , and not just for the States ?
The year Pierre Agnès passes his boys have their best run through the contest, that alone was worth watching. Proud frogs standing tall in the barrel.
please do , as Carissa went to another level whether it was the outside bank or on the beach!
Actually to see who was allowed and who wasn’t was pretty interesting , just not high up enough on the corporate ladder…….was actually a very nice comp till then , lotsa old friends , great surfing in the morning , great waves, not may people….ah but in the arvo ,there was an eruption of VALS , corporate back slapping , and butt lickin so yours trully watched from the factory online with Timmy P…..very nice thank you !
Like the manager of the Capbreton Boardriders store who got barred. After Quik sprung an impromtu party for 700 on him and the staff on Thursday morning for the same evening, after only 4 hours sleep he spent all day Friday (finals day) mopping up piss and shit in the basement of the shop after the toilets clogged and flooded. When he called to ask to come down to the comp to watch the final he was told there was no room, meanwhile, tons of friends of friends and other hangers-on were in the Quiky VIP area sucking down Coronas… Super classy.
Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons !
Do you reckon they would treat Lopez like this at Pipe ?
Kicking Mr Cole out of a contest at La Graviere sponsored by a company created in Torquay ? Fuckers need a history lesson ….!
He has got a great talent. I just think he still needs to add some power to his surfing. Frontside and backside.
beachgrit has different voices, there’s no monolithic opinion.
Did I say that?
Maybe, there’s a difference between having a killer instinct and winning the heat in a lame fashion.
Even Kolohe had the grace to acknowledge that.
He has a long way to go to catch up to Dooma ( v Elkerton ) and Slater ( v Beschen ) in the dirty interference stakes ?
love that book
This coversation is better left buried deep in the live commentary.