"We were all in the carpark later, debriefing, giving Riley shit and letting him know he was lucky he doesn't ride a boogieboard otherwise he wouldn't be with us. It wasn't until about eight o'clock that night a bit of shock came across me. How close it was and how it could have been me, could have been worse for him, or worse for any one of us, you know” | Photo: 7 News

Shark attack on teen surfer shatters Queensland town’s twenty-seven-year calm!

Local grommets who witnessed the incident described it as a full Mick Fanning deal.

World War II history records Japanese attacks on the Australian mainland and a strategy of planned retreat from the Allies below the sub-tropics, the so-called Brisbane Line. The Brisbane Line was actually the Bribie Line. Part of its defences were fortifications built on the beach at 8th Avenue, Woorim, where we played as kids.

Fifteen-year-old Riley Orchard was surfing in front of Red Fort, 8th Ave, when knocked from his board by an unknown species of shark Thursday around four pm, surfing what eyewitness and long-time Bribie shredder and old pal Brad Highlands described as a “classic nor-east day”.

Highlands, who is currently en route with a chainsaw to help clear a bushfire affected property in Northern New South Wales, was about forty metres away when the attack occurred, right on the low tide.

“He was just sitting there,” said Highlands “and all of a sudden, bang!, he’s off his board. He felt nothing brush him, no swoosh, nothing. He jumped back on his board, yelled out to Cain (his brother) ‘I think I just got hit!’ Cain thought he was bullshitting, he started paddling into shore and it wasn’t until he got to the beach and saw the board that he realised it was a shark.”

Normally, to fight the sweep on a nor-east day, surfers are required to constantly paddle, which helps the Bribie surfer hold their own in line-ups around the World. Luckily for Riley, he was sitting up and drifting, otherwise he “would have been bitten on the arm or shoulder” according to Highlands.

“He was just sitting there,” said Highlands “and all of a sudden, bang!, he’s off his board. He felt nothing brush him, no swoosh, nothing. He jumped back on his board, yelled out to Cain (his brother) ‘I think I just got hit!’ Cain thought he was bullshitting, he started paddling into shore and it wasn’t until he got to the beach and saw the board that he realised it was a shark.

“He was just shaken” said Highlands, “white as a ghost, non-stop shaking like he had hypothermia”.

Highlands said it was “was pretty weird. We were all in the carpark later, debriefing, giving Riley shit and letting him know he was lucky he doesn’t ride a boogieboard otherwise he wouldn’t be with us. It wasn’t until about eight o’clock that night a bit of shock came across me. How close it was and how it could have been me, could have been worse for him, or worse for any one of us, you know”

In thirty-knot winds, local grommets who witnessed the incident described it as a full Mick Fanning deal.

Police paid Highlands a visit Friday night, taking a statement to ensure the attack was not a hoax.

At the time of writing no shark species had been implicated in the attack, the first at Woorim since March 8th, 1992, according to local surfer and historian Brian “Gicka” Box.

Currently available data from the Queensland Shark Control Program, administered by the Department of Agriculture and Fisheries lists 17 drumlines off the beach at Woorim. Two sharks were captured on the drumlines in 2018, none in 2019.

Presumably, Taronga Park zoo, which maintains the shark incident register in Australia will list the incident as “unprovoked attack”.

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Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

haha “cunt fish” is the best terminology

Tim
Tim
6 years ago

I thought you were from Lennox…?

longtom
longtom
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

grew up on Bribie

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

no one from lennox thinks that.

OffRocker
OffRocker
6 years ago

Good reporting Tommo. Or is it Longie? Coming through with the bribie connect

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Definitely loves cashies.

Glad to hear he’s alright!

longtom
longtom
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

the bribie way.

?uzzled
?uzzled
6 years ago

Let’s see- Bethany Hamilton then this guy. What’s his name again? Looks like he missed out on a major career opportunity.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

It’s time for a massive cull of these surf bullies
Greene’s get fuked
You are so convinced the world is ending but you want sharks eating us till the bitter end.
Get fuked then get fuked some more

Mug Of Sunshine
Mug Of Sunshine
6 years ago

I’d happily pay a sub not to click Ads Del. Possibly an ‘old grumpy local’ account or summit?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

One click a week better than slinging cash though, no?

Mug Of Sunshine
Mug Of Sunshine
6 years ago

Hmm, maybe if it was surf related but Oz lotto..

David
David
6 years ago

Similar ordeal at seal rocks the other week, I didn’t paddle out here after this

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The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  David

He’s so happy!

OffRocker
OffRocker
6 years ago

He still has all his limbs… and a story that will get him poon for a decade… so…. yeah. (“that board on my wall? Over my bed? And on my tinder profile? Yeah it’s nothing hey…”)

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Are there actual “provoked attack” incidents on the register list?

M.
M.
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You haven’t been around humans much, have you? Doing stupid things is kinda our M.O.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  M.

You some fan of Laird? He’d consider a girl on her period paddling out as provocative. Which is completely retarded.
Or is provocation telling a Great White Shark one too many “Yo Mama” jokes triggering the poor creature?

M.
M.
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I have a blurry mental image of a slightly boozed Laird rambling about that. Were there any hamburgers involved or was that Hasselhoff?
Anyway, you tell me you don’t believe there are cases were people got bitten after they tried to ride/poke/grab/catch/flip/twist/hug/punch/pull a shark? You know there were, even without using google.


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