Lathered in flattery his whole life yet
still…still…beset by anxiety, confusion, a feeling of inferiority.
Kelly Slater and girlfriend Kalani Miller. WSL
Cavort behind-the-scenes at the Freshwater
Pro with Kelly Slater!
A fascinating study of a man with everything who
still wonders why…
“How did I get here?” wondered eighties band Talking
Heads.
Watching this new episode of the WSL’s excellent Sound
Waves series, which features Kelly Slater at the Freshwater
Pro, his backyard pool, you get the feeling that it don’t
matter if a man has a late-model Cadillac, flawlessly tailored
ice-cream silk suits and a Kewpie Doll wife with a reddish tan and
platinum hair, he will always be beset by feelings of inferiority,
anxiety, confusion.
To wit, Kelly Slater.
Eleven titles. Millions of shekels. Sweet girl.
Owns a piece of the world’s most perfect wave.
And, yet, the terror of losing aches his gullet.
It’s a few hours to Portugal, so let’s watch the
behind-the-scenes machinations of the greatest surfer ever dealing
with the internal torment of a career in its twilight.
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"Want a joint man from the future?"
Coming soon: Relatively funny time-travel
wetsuit comedy, “Once Upon a Time In New Zealand!”
Spectacular costumes, adult themes, some mild drug
use…
This Thursday at two pm, LA time, and, Friday, eight am,
Bondi time, we gonna loose our new wetsuit film.
Last year it was A New Jersey Wetsuit
Fairytale starring slab-hunter Tommy Ihnken
and cut to covers of Springsteen songs. The conceit of this
year’s film, starring Raglan shredder and comic Luke Cederman
(aka
@raglansurfreport) and his troupe of surfer-actors Sam
Mathers, Elliot Paerata Reid, Tux Servene
and Jordan Griffin, is time travel.
What if a surfer from the future time travelled back to Raglan
in 1984 with 2019’s best wetsuits?
What would it mean thirty-five years on?
Would we be wearing wetsuits with wings? Purple wetsuits?
Invisible wetsuits?
The film features suits from Billabong, O’Neill, Rip Curl,
Feral, Quiksilver, Vissla and Xcel whose donations made this film
possible.
Cover versions of eighties classics I See Red,
Computer Games and Never Lightly by
master-producer and performer Pauly B, who also makes all the funny
noises for Ain’t That Swell.
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Mason's surfing will dance its fingertips
along your spine.
Watch Mason Ho in: “Poetic punishment for
hot delinquent pussy!”
This is a short novelty film, starring dynamic
midget Mason Ho, thirty years old from Sunset Beach and Ho
family scion, and made in two parts.
Nine days ago, Mason was filmed, along with his pal Sheldon
Paishon, surfing a mock heat at a greasy rock-break which,
according to director Rory Pringle, they’d never surfed before.
“Lots of Pohaku (rocks), thats why its called the Pohaku
Division,” writes Rory.
In the second half we see Mason and his Uncle Derek, who was the
world champion in 1993, beating even Kelly Slater at his early
peak, whipping up a lil magic at Velzyland, a locals-only sorta
joint east of Sunset.
“Mason’s truly one if my favorite surfers to watch,” says Kelly
Slater. “You never know what he’s gonna do. He throws style points
back to his influences and elders, and throws down maneuvers lots
of new school guys can’t pull. And he surfs those weird waves
nobody else does, which is probably my favorite thing about
him.”
Watch etc.
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Watch: Son of slab-hunting maniac quits WQS
tour grind for Balinese Dream!
Meet Reef Doig, Australian kid who grew up in the
loving arms of Mother Bali…
In much the same manner as Beau Cram, the son of
eighties pro Richard Cram, this month’s star of O’Neill’s
O’riginals series is about the kid of a noted surfer who
ditches tour dreams for a sublime life of waves and meaningful
work.
Reef Doig, who is twenty-two, is the son of Geoff Doig, a
hard-charging cat who co-owned Cronulla Point and Shark Island in
the seventies, alongside names like Jim Banks and Gary Hughes.
Back when magazine covers meant something, Geoff nailed two with
the one shot at Cronulla Point.
And when Geoff fathered twin boys, and named one of ’em Reef,
and then split with the mother and moved the gang to Bali four
years later, you know the kid was going to live in the ocean.
Reef says his childhood cruising Bali with his pals was of the
sort that would give helicopter parents heart tremors.
“It was pretty wild,” he says. “We’d sneak out of the house,
borrow motorbikes, scooters, get our boards and drive to where the
waves were pumping, chill there all day and go mad at night.”
Reef was part of the Padma Boys, local Balo kids that hung out
at the beach in Seminyak, surfing all day, pulling the yoke of
clueless tourists and so on. Classic kid stuff.
He even has a Moroccan half-brother, whom he’s never met.
“Dad fell in love with a Moroccan. He’s probably
thirty-something,” says Reef in his softly nuanced, accented
English, his third language besides Balinese and Bahasa
Indonesian.
Reef was never religious but he follows all the usual Hindu
ceremonies and observes Nyepi, the six-day Balinese celebration
where, on day three, and just after the dark moon of the
spring equinox when the day and night are of equal length, the
joint comes to a complete halt.
Lights out. Streets empty. Shops closed.
“It’s to kick all the bad spirits off the island,” he says.
Reef says he feels more Balinese than Australian which ain’t
surprising. It was only when he decided to do his final two years
of high school at Palm Beach Currumbin High, a joint famed for its
surf program, that he spent a chunk of time in Australia.
“I’ve got more of the culture inside me as a Balinese person
than an Australian,” he says. “When I went back to Australia people
considered me a white Indo even though I had super blond hair. And
I had this twisted American accent everyone was tripping on.”
The culture shock of returning to Australia, he lived with the
family of a kid he met in the surf at Burleigh Heads, was “insane.
Going from somewhere where you have complete freedom to adapting to
all the rules was hard. You can’t even do half the shit you can in
Bali.”
School in Australia wasn’t easy, either. But he put his head
down and went from failing in year one to straight A’s in his
graduation year.
Reef’s pro surfing dream was slowly coming true, too. He’d won a
major Pro Junior and, on Hurley’s budget, was chasing the WQS.
But,
“I wasn’t getting the results and the pressure kept building on
me,” he says. “I’d always make it to the quarters, maybe the
semi’s, but I never had win. I lost my love for surfing and I ended
up getting dropped. Slowly, I’ve found my love for surfing
again.”
For cash, Reef works at his buddy’s beach clubs and is pretty
thrilled with the hospitality game. One day, he figures one of the
beach clubs could be his.
He gets an airfare here and there from O’Neill to chase waves, a
bunch of clothes and says “that’s all I need, mate.”
Daddy Doig, now sixty-three, is still surfing and would’ve been
available to talk about his kid but had disappeared into the
Mentawai Islands.
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Taj Burrow and his flame-licked
intensity.
Watch Taj Burrow in Namibia: “It was the
most fucked-up sensation I’ve ever had!”
A dazzling, if cruelly brief, cameo from former
world number two in vlog from Koa and Alex Smith…
Yeah, I know, Namibia tube-vision is starting to get a
little old.
But what don’t is when a man who commands your affection and who
carries the baton of excellence long after it should’ve evaporated
makes a lively, if brief, cameo.
Taj Burrow? Can you believe he’s forty-one and long retired?
Time waits for no man and modern pro surfing life, though
entertaining enough, will never seem so full again.
In this vlog from Koa and Alex Smith, brothers who come across
like a pleasant hybrid of silken tofu and sweetbread, Taj comes and
goes while the brothers and Benji Brand monopolies the flavour with
their pungent gaminess.