Billabong Pipe Masters, Finals Day: “Delivered on the ultimate potential outcome: Gabriel Medina and Italo Ferreira finalling for the World Title at solid Pipe!”

"Impossible not to be drawn into and swept up in the emotion of the good guy winning. The son of a fishmonger in a poor town now top of the world."

Anti-climax is a rhetorical device that can be defined as a sudden transition in discourse from an important idea to a ludicrous or trivial one.

Today’s Pipe final day looked destined to wallow around in a shallow swamp of the sports finest anti-climax.

And then, it didn’t.

I’m still struggling to come to terms with it.

On its own terms, it delivered on the ultimate potential outcome: One and Two finalling for the World Title at solid Pipe. Italo Ferreira, best in the air, now best in the tube led from opening bell to closing hooter to defeat Gabe Medina, whose own competitive strategy – as brilliant as it was black hearted – seemed not just to desert him, but to eat him from the inside out.

Gabe floundered from the start, gifted Italo the opening wave, continued gifting him waves all Final and then crumbled like a mouldy cheese.

Way back in the opening heat, under the watchful green eyes of Mari, Italo bested Peterson Crisanto doing what he did all event, including the final. He swung on lots of waves, he spiked ultra late take-offs, threaded deep tubes and launched off end sections.

It was a hyper-active approach that appeared vulnerable to a competitor that could punish his mistakes and non-makes but that guy never showed up.

Italo Ferreira vs. Peterson Crisanto - Round of 16, Heat 1 - Billabong Pipe Masters 2019

In the presser after his quarter-final win over Yago Dora Ferreira was vibrating at such a high frequency he could barely talk. His elbow was under ice after smashing a lava spike.

He can’t maintain that level of emotional arousal, I thought, without dropping off a cliff at some point.

It was the exact counterpoint to Kelly’s mentally trained calmness. He didn’t just maintain it though, he increased it. He turned it up so high both Kelly and Gabe melted.

Gabe has split the surfing universe again.

In case you missed, final thirty seconds of his heat against Caio, Gabe has one score and change. Caio has not a single make. Charlie does the math and starts screaming on the beach: “Burn him! Burn him!”

V.mediaeval, which I love.

I don’t speak Portuguese, so when Gabe takes off on Caio on the final wave its utterly inconceivable, just a total WTF moment. A completely intentional priority interference, this time to win.

Perfect symmetry now attained with the Portugal debacle.

The villain, the heel, the bad guy excites me, gets me through long hours of pro surfing tedium. From that POV, Medina’s drop-in is the best thing that happens all day.

It directly contravenes Rule 171.11, or so it appears, which includes as possible sanction being suspended from the entire Tour!

Nothing from the WSL, though.

Medina pushes through.

Gabriel Medina vs. Caio Ibelli - Round of 16, Heat 5 - Billabong Pipe Masters 2019

Where he sails close to the wind against a clearly injured Florence who admitted his knee was “still super fresh.” Medina gave him an experience in claustrophobia in a two-man heat, living all over him. It made me feel uncomfortable watching, like the tax office when it sat on my face for twelve months over a bill.

Medina comboed JJF after cooly giving him the first wave of a set then slotting a huge tube to an air right in front of him. Fifteen minutes to go JJF sat in deep combination, the wind swung north, the lineup looked as ratty as a 1970’s New York alley. 5 to go, no change.

A minute and change and John concedes, hugging it out with Medina.

Gabriel Medina Challenges John John Florence's Epic 2019 Comeback - Billabong Pipe Masters

With Kelly’s buzzer-beater miracle against Jack Freestone and John’s loss to Gabe, the ducks were now all lined for Kelly.

Triple Crown, Pipe win, Olympic quals.

You could sense him furiously calculating, even as he sandbagged Rosie claiming he wasn’t. Huge day, retire, come out of retirement, for a second time. A monstrous day in the limelight. I was rooting for him. I really was.

Even when I woke this morning and found myself on the end of a testy DM exchange with the Goat on his wavepool proposal at Coolum.

He had nothing against Italo.

Butchered the first wave of a massive set, a straight closeout, while Italo threaded one from behind the foam ball and had to watch an enormous blue Pipe cavern blowing smoke into the channel as he wore the set on the head.

He was comboed from start to finish.

Start to finish.

There seems a curious, counterintuitive reversal in Kelly’s surfing. His instinctual waveriding still seems to be holding, but his wisdom and decision-making has been increasingly unreliable.

Which would be the opposite effect you’d expect from all the mind-training he’s been doing.

He got the Triple Crown and time on the podium.

You can hate on Gabe all day every day for his competitive antics, but it would take a peculiar variety of delusion to claim he had no place in the Pipe final.

With Italo now in the final, a great equalisation was underway. Italo had by far the easiest side of the draw, until now, having to face Slater and then Medina.

With Medina’s win against Colapinto it now looked like he had the cruise control into the final.

Italo has been kryptonite for Medina in the past, five-two head-to-head record.

But Medina smashed him at J-Bay, so it looked like that psychological hoodoo had been broken.

A strange, one-sided final showed Medina still oppressed by it.

By my analysis, it was over almost from the opening hooter. Medina let Italo get around him and into a hefty Backdoor cavern, which he emerged from untouched.

We kept waiting for a Medina comeback that never came.

He gave away bombs, took shitty waves and completely choked in the final ten minutes when he gifted Italo a throaty runner which he weaved his Timmy Patterson in and out of before launching a very greased full rotation air.

That was a classic Gabe wave, and he just gave it away.

Italo Ferreira Claims Dream Victory Over Gabriel Medina To Win Billabong Pipe Masters 2019

Double anti-climaxes is a climax, right? The final was anti-climax, the day in its entirety massive climax. Twenty thousand watching on the Facebook feed, packed beach chairing Italo up the soft sand. Floods and floods of tears of joy for Italo, a victory dedicated to Grandparents who had passed into the next dimension.

Impossible not to be drawn into and swept up in the emotion of the good guy winning. The son of a fishmonger in a poor town now top of the world.

I continued to watch. The presentation was compelling. Sophie G came up on stage. She stood there. She did not speak.

Turpel made the Olympic qualifying announcements.

Kelly took the stage to accept the Triple Crown.

As he has been all year, he was in the mood for talking. Squinting into the horizon, clearly distracted, he said a rescue was taking place.

Sophie stood there, mute. Why was she there?

The camera suddenly cut away and the broadcast went back to the booth.

It was strange, compelling and somehow emblematic of a year that has produced greatness in spite of itself.

Nothing seems to quite hang together, to make sense but the show rolls on.

Somehow.

Italo is our new World Champ, how you feeling about that? I think, loved up all to hell.

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hullrider
hullrider
6 years ago

LT = All-Star

DavidC
DavidC
6 years ago

Best investment Billabong’s made in a very long time!

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

Yep, sorry, he’s back.

Toin coss
Toin coss
6 years ago

I remember mentioning the Gabe Vs. Caio incident could grow legs after Portugal, revealing fissures in the nationalistic energy from the Brazilian storm. Seems a normal trajectory as surfing powers rise up, reign, and are challenged. There’s always potential for infighting amongst the alphas. I say bring it on. Can’t wait to see how Italo handles the pressure as the champ. Not sure how long the happy go lucky persona can hold up with fellow countrymen lining up the proverbial target for his crown.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
6 years ago

Perfect timing for the cell tower in my neighborhood to crap out, missed the whole day, but I am being compensated by Sprint about $2.78 for the outage, great.

vive45
vive45
6 years ago

Good for Italo, but I don’t see a repeat. Remember, this would have been JJ’s if not for injury and would have been Gabes if not for Portugal. He’ll be in the mix no doubt, but I still say Medina and JJF are the best surfers in the world.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
6 years ago
Reply to  vive45

I disagree. Italo is improving all the time. Personally, I could not imagine Italo surfing the tube last year as he surfed this year. In fact, when Italo first came on tour, most people wrote him off, except me. I saw something very pure & solid (Cheyne Horan-ish) in his stance (but his surfing was not very vertical). When Italo beat Kelly in Fiji and everyone praised him, I thought he was a kook at tube riding and was very lucky to beat Kelly. His tube riding in Fiji was a joke/farcical. Italo appears to be a late developer. While Gabriel is still a better tube rider and has always been a supreme tuberider since he arrived on tour (2nd to Kelly in Fiji in 2012), Italo has caught up a lot. I think Italo can repeat. He is good enough to beat most surfers in Tahiti & Pipe and will do good at G-Land. These left barrels aside, Italo can easily win any other comp, including beating John and Gabriel.

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
6 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

He was the most impressive charger in Tchopo in 2019
Unfortunately beated down by ADS with a fantastic wave in the lasts minutes of the heat.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
6 years ago

Maybe he charged but still is not in the realm of Owen and particularly Gabriel. Gabriel is a maestro tuberider; imo a better forehand tuberider than John.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  vive45

Hahaha–the best surfer in the water–is the one having the most ‘fun’–when will you guys ever learn……..

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

Well, looks like Dirk Ziff might be supporting the Brazilian Storm for some time to come now. I don’t think this was his plan though when he started the Wsl. Maybe the Brazilians are the ‘best’ surfers in the world–if you judge good surfing by contests.

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
6 years ago

Possibly on a twin fin all year

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

and most Australians think it was a dog act, yet for some reason Medina is being lorded for his competitive nouse.

mike m
mike m
6 years ago

“V.mediaeval, which I love.” What’s that mean?

longtom
longtom
6 years ago
Reply to  mike m

just a turn of phrase, I liked the image of the Dad , standing on the beach screaming “burn him, burn him”.
like something from the middle ages.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

A lack of certain modern social niceties.

mike m
mike m
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Ahh.
Yeah, “chivalry” was invented to keep the knights from acting like douchbags.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

Conspiracy theory: under threat from the WSL using rule 171.11, Gabby threw the final to give us the Champ we all wanted and the feel good story of the year.

Julian's receding hairline
Julian's receding hairline
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

There’s a rumour that gabe and charlie were called in KP and Renato’s office

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

“bailiff!, smack his pee pee”

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
6 years ago

I wouldn’t be surprised, if possible, Gabriel receives a non-penalty official warning. Nick Carroll reported:

Caio is in the WSL crew hutch, talking with Renato Hickel. Renato is shaking his head, and spreading his arms out, as if to say, “It’s over, bro! Nothing to do.”

Caio doesn’t want to lodge a protest, and the head judge has decided not to invoke the scary “unsportsmanlike conduct” rule, reasoning that nobody was actually injured in the process.

davidcarson
davidcarson
6 years ago

classic , intelligent competitive surfing by Gabe. bravo
California and Australia. still struggling to answer Brazil’s dominance of the sport.

Shore pound
Shore pound
6 years ago

Release another episode of Sound Waves, Kelly. That’ll steal the limelight!

Clive Chadwick
Clive Chadwick
6 years ago

“The villain, the heel, the bad guy excites me, gets me through long hours of pro surfing tedium.” I´d like to thank you for your sacrifice. I think you should be canonized. I´m assuming you turn the commentary off for half the heats or you´d be writing gibberish by now. Imagine having to listen to Turpel, event after event, heat after heat. Can´t the wsl get him a speech therapist or at least give him a handkerchief. If all else fails there must be surgical procedures nowadays for this kind of ailment. If I am to watch anymore my family has insisted I turn it down or wear phones. My daughter says he sounds like he´s playing a fucking gazzoo! Happy for Italo.

Clive Chadwick
Clive Chadwick
6 years ago

“The villain, the heel, the bad guy excites me, gets me through long hours of pro surfing tedium.” I would like to thank you for your sacrifice. I think you should be canonized. I can only assume you turn the commentary off sometimes otherwise you´d be writing gibberish by now. Hour upon hour, heat after heat of listening to Turpel. You would think the WSL could afford a speech therapist or at the very least a handkerchief. If all else fails there must be surgical procedures nowadays to rectify his problem. He sounds like he´s playing a gazzoo.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
6 years ago

The people’s champion! From that gnarly tube at the Box to Pipe – dude earned it.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago

He melted, but he went down in flames. Jordy and Kolohe just slipped out quietly in the dark of the night.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Kanoa sure fizzled after the Keramas hype

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Not psyched?

DavidC
DavidC
6 years ago

Well that’s it folks – congrats champ! Now it’s back to shark stories for the next 4 months!

The guru
The guru
6 years ago

If Medina doesn’t get a suspension then what are the implications?
Next time anyone is in a heat where their best wave is better than the other guys two wave total then why not just drop in on every single wave thereafter?
Presumably you only lose your worst wave score no matter how times you drop in. Get in front then do it every wave until the end of the heat…could win a world title that way

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
6 years ago
Reply to  The guru

boy, you dumb…

The guru
The guru
6 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

let me finish for you……cunt?
Your comment however, a work of genius


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