Comment live: Kolohe Andino v Italo Ferreira v Gabriel Medina in world title decider, Billabong Pipe Masters!

The moment of truth etc.

Today’s episode of the world title showdown at the Banzai Pipeline will be a bag of mixed fruit.

Italo would make for a marvellous world champion, the kinetic motion of his thighs in Metallica trunks a sight to behold. And, laying in a rack in my hallway is a five-ten Tim Patterson with familiar orange camouflage spray, a gift from Italo to my children when I interviewed the Brazilian in Margaret River. All would be thrilled if it became a world title year surfboard. Some value on the secondhand market etc.

My current high-rotation  surfboard is a five-ten Medina shaped by Johnny Cabianca. It is in Gabriel’s exact dimensions and, as I’m fond of telling people, I ride it because it eliminates the excuse of poor equipment for my bad surf riding. A third world title for a man who can win at Teahupoo and Pipe as well as in a swimming pool would be well deserved.

And, Kolohe, well, I have to resist the temptation of running my knuckles up and down his lovely vertebrae. And daddy Dino is a long-time friend.

I joke. ish.

This is a title showdown for the ages.

Kolohe needs to win the event, which isn’t out of the realm of possibilities, although Peterson Crisanto has to be beat Italo in the first heat of the day and Gabriel must lose in the quarters.

Stranger things have happened.

For Italo and Gabriel, it’s a game of who cracks first.

A penalty shoot-out.

A very tough day for God, who must now choose between the three men, all devout.

Who has the divine will?

Watch here.

Billabong Pipe Masters Round of 16 Matchups:
HEAT 1: Italo Ferreira (BRA) vs. Peterson Crisanto (BRA)
HEAT 2: Yago Dora (BRA) vs. Julian Wilson (AUS)
HEAT 3: Ricardo Christie (NZL) vs. Jack Freestone (AUS)
HEAT 4: Seth Moniz (HAW) vs. Kelly Slater (USA)
HEAT 5: Gabriel Medina (BRA) vs. Caio Ibelli (BRA)
HEAT 6: John John Florence (HAW) vs. Soli Bailey (AUS)
HEAT 7: Jesse Mendes (BRA) vs. Griffin Colapinto (USA)
HEAT 8: Michel Bourez (FRA) vs. Kolohe Andino (USA)

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Mendigo
Mendigo
6 years ago

Pottz show! hahahahahahh

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

Medina thanking god and himself now.

Wilko's Beer Bong
Wilko's Beer Bong
6 years ago

Any news on the rescue?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

The guy from nowhere , whose dad wasn’t a pro surfer or owned a surf shop , who never won a world junior title or had even been heard of outside Brazil until 2015 …. Wins the World Title …… Wow … this is exciting …. jadson must be happy for his protege too !

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I think the interview with the crabby bitch inspired him
Like what not to do

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

Italo’s a foot shorter than everyone! I smell scandal!

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

Sophie!

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
6 years ago
Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago

Are you not entertained?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

They don’t want much

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Long Tom is furiously typing right now…. any bets when it drops?

Ollybeak
Ollybeak
6 years ago

Best Christmas present ever!

Crying Jordy
Crying Jordy
6 years ago
Reply to  Ollybeak

happy for the guy but not really…

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Ollybeak

I’d like to request some decent rain for the whole state of NSW, if it’s all the same to you thanks.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

He said only if you repent and give him some reco

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

If Scomo is his chief local rep, he can fuck right off into a black hole.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Then chop your hose up for bong parts.

Ollybeak
Ollybeak
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Yes, that would be better, but you know… hyperbole. It’s been raining all week on this side of the Tasman, please avail yourself of our precipitation.

slipped disc
slipped disc
6 years ago

fuck. i teared up a bit for that… anyone else?

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
6 years ago

Great job Italo!
A hero job!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  paulo de tarso

Congratulations Paulo de Tarso …. the best of the best , both Brazilian ….

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
6 years ago

I think there’s nothing more to prove Bicko!
My great point, that I always pointed is: passion and the desire to be a champion!
You’re in a competition… you need to take a target, and pursuit it? What target is, if you are in a competition and a world circuit?
MR, Rabbit, Shaun, always talked about that… TC and TC, Pottz, Damien, BL, Occy
More recently KS, Andy and Mick.
All them talented, but they all love and desire the game, win the game.
That thing was lost by australians (that’s the biggest surprise, thre masters in competition…) and americans…
The results shows a path, in WQS and WSL…

bruddah
bruddah
6 years ago

That was some heavy stuff about his grandma.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
6 years ago
Crying Jordy
Crying Jordy
6 years ago

fuck yeah… the good guy won today

Julian's receding hairline
Julian's receding hairline
6 years ago

Nice move congratulating carissa

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
6 years ago

Yes

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
6 years ago

Sheer luck. I believe in karma but karma is not what you think it is.

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

he looks more upset than Gabby


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