Including, but not limited to, the Robinson affair.
I actually don’t believe anyone suggested that famous and beautiful actress Natalie Portman has chemtrail eyes there on Oahu’s bustling North Shore because everyone was too busy weighing in on the Jack Robinson/Zeke Lau affair but don’t you agree that she might? There’s something about the piercing yet far-awayness of her stare. Something about the color and tone that suggests she believes in the airborne conspiracy.
In any case, food for thought.
And David Lee Scales sat across from each other, yesterday, at the most beautiful surf shop in the entire world discussing much about surfing. Discussing where the World Surf League’s President of Media, Content, Studios and Savvy has outwitted us all by jumping off social media first. A visionary. A trailblazer. Discussing Zeke Lau’s official surf category (David Lee says “Power.” I say “No.”)
Discussing if Kelly Slater is the world’s single largest individual polluter.
Rude?
Look at his eyes.
Very suspicious.
I think you will find much value, anyhow, in this episode. Much good. Please enjoy responsibly.
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I really hope Kelly got wax on his pullover . One would have thought that the GOAT , of all surfers , would know that wax and wool would be , like unlike charges , attracted to each other leaving his OK jumper in a repulsive state .
I’ll listen to it later
She was wonderful in Luc Besson’s Leon .
Simply amazing. Here in the US it was titled “The Professional.”
Epic. Bruce should run for Congress.
Er I meant fucking Congress.
Swearing truly is an under appreciated fucking virtue
DLS. “Ass-thet-tic”. Try it. Not “ass-tet-ick.” After all Natalie Portman went to Harvard. Post divorce she won’t be a plowing any direction on your bad diction. Even if your taint is smooth as a freshly zambonied ice rink
It is tanned though.
What I learned:
1. DLS shralpin plow plow.
2. Chas sans vodka says shit like “Surfing should be a gentleman’s sport.”
3. Vodka pickled Chas would never promote “Surfing should be a gentleman’s sport.”
4. E-Lo nicknaming Chas C-Dog is all the more funny cause C-Dog feels no shame kicking a dog.
5. The next time you get that urge to kick a dog, kick a homeless beiger’s coin cup just for kicks.
6. Sponsor roster of Nespresso, IBM Smart, Legal Zoom and Manscape for a surf podcast just goes to show that the surf industry is in far dire straits than we thought.
7. The next cake C-Dog makes for E-Lo should conceal an iron file or chisel. The right tool can make escaping the Wall of Positive Noise a piece of cake.
Would you rather kick a dog or punch a baby ?
I’d rather go surfing.
. WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT 100 DUCK SIZED koa rothmans OR 1 HORSE SIZED koa rothman
Settle down Dan Rather.
Would you rather give Chas a reach around or go on a surf trip with ELO ?
Surf trip! Who wants to please someone who already enjoys himself way to much?
I don’t advocate for more rules and more video replay in the WSL like other sports. The new NFL rules hastily and clumsily installed to assuage the New Orleans Saints from last year’s playoffs blown call have made things worse. We will always make mistakes, Zeke got jobbed possibly, maybe, but the “just want to get it right” crowd is chasing a Chimera.
A desire for utopia at any cost.
Very popular with the dot com generation.
How about an analysis of Bruce’s on-stage behavior at the Surfer Poll ceremony?
Describe! I missed!
Oh shit. On my phone so cant embed the youtube link. He was up with Lyndie Axel and his mom and was chewing down on some gum and I dont even know. Lyndie seemed to want nothing to do with him. That said he still comes off as articulate and funny compared to Cote.
His general demeanour was as sketchy as the junkies that used to prowl around our building site trying to steal tools in King’s Cross years ago.
Dave Wassell is cool.
Should be on comm team.
You meant Dave Wassell is a tool?
He’s my kinda tool.
Good reply!
Probably a nice guy, but too earnest and American and overcooked for my taste.
Hi Mads , he has done some very good work on Big Wave and RedBull slab events . Funny , knowledgeable , big wave charger of note , who comes across as being much less americentric than his fellow countrymen on WSL broadcasts .
Yeah, I’ve heard him. He has, I admit, read up on the surfers, and knows some stuff, but to me he’s one of those oracles that never listens, just talks and talks.
Just not my flavour.
Something is rotten (with Wassel ) in the state of Denmark ….. giggles ?
link?
Sharing the stage with Lyndie and Axel Irons, Bruce starts announcing Barron Mamiya’s award with: “this is a local boy (…) he has a dad…”
JOB was wearing pygamas.
Not a bad look.
Got it..about 1 hour 12 minute mark onwards youtube.com/watch?v=ddYARvl…
wasnt that bad?? ive seen Mick more belligerent in public..