Free to be free.
And yesterday we read the extremely troubling news of one-time Arkansas governor, bass guitar fanatic, Mike Huckabee and his successful quest to privatize most, if not all, of Florida’s beaches. No more surfing unless you can afford a beachfront manse.
Today, though, there is good news coming to us from the Sunshine State for an important bill has been advanced to the legislature, without opposition, allowing full frontal nudity on the still public nude beaches.
A celebration of the human spirit.
A celebration of the human vessel and let’s learn all we can before shedding our trunks and paddling out.
One Florida state senator is working to make sure you can wear your birthday suit, worry free, at the nude beach.
Sen. Jason Pizzo, D-Miami, wants to make sure folks who enjoy the states 34 or so nude beaches are not arrested and charged as a sexual predator.
SB 850 does not make it legal to expose one’s sexual organs in public, but does make it legal to be au naturale in the properly permitted areas,
Those areas attract about 2.2 million tourists each year pumping an estimated $7 billion dollars into the state’s economy.
There are cases where people have been arrested and charged while on clothing optional beaches.
“That’s ‘no bueno,’ as we say in Miami,” said Pizzo.
That is definitely ‘no bueno’ and are you surprised, even slightly, that 2.2 million tourists travel to Florida’s nude beaches and pump $7 billion dollars into the state’s economy?
I certainly am. I certainly am while thinking it would do BeachGrit real financial good to get in on the “au naturale” industry.
Have you surfed nude?
Did you like?
What did you buy afterwards?
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The little balls that of wax accumulate around one’s nasty bits are quite discomforting when surfing nude.
Yes, surfed nude, left wetsuit behind, only had jeans. Initially thought that the rash was a result of that session, turned out to be herpes.
That picture, wow. When I zoomed in I realized that the bulge I saw at her mid section was her bikini covered boobs, not her belly. That got me thinking that maybe her boobs have been well protected from the sun and might appear as if they belong to a slightly younger woman. They may look as if she borrowed them from someone else and bolted them on. Now I’m curious.
The east coast of USA is generally pretty uptight about public nudity especially in the south. Personally I’m a big fan, although I often get a boner with bikini chicks around so fully nude would present some challenges.
Once. Byron Bay adjacent nudie beach. Bluebottles. I bought vinegar.
My frickin eyes hurt from that leathery photo.
Now you need an article about your yellow cum receptacle lovers grossly ME, ME, ME article today.
I read it! Ashton Goggans is the face, voice, of modern surfing! Did you listen?
So we are saying modern surfing looks like a transitioning douchebag with a cum receptacle on his head?
I fuckin hate Ashton.
The self-aggrandizement! The nerve! I sincerely hope the surf industry implodes solely for the purpose of him losing his job and not being able to afford his yellow captain beanie, tattered punk band shirts, and ambiguous rings on all his fingers.
johnson and johnson and johnson baby powder?
It hurt. Afterward I bought salve and trunks. Beach Grit-less Penis Salve?
Beach Pube Wax Remover?
This has a certain level of functionality. Perhaps Karl can do a mock-up with BeachGrit branding.
https://www.buffedbod.com/m…
Chas, in other news, your chubby slap-happy pal has some serious self promotion going down this morning, have you seen? Cringe….. a new level.
CB does not visit the website onto which Mr. Goggins is a protruding feature.
Could one enlighten, kindly, CB as to the full nature of the offending article?
Warm regards.
Protruding! Indeed… I’m tired and I’m thirsty, can you do the honors?
What did that stupid twat say?
I ain’t going to stab.
He mentioned you a few times , Should check it oot
Awesome.
What a suck-up.
I’ve told him several times that I’m NOT going to join Stab in any capacity whatsoever, thanksverymuch,
Can’t remember now… something about him being awesome in so many categories I lost count.