VAL-friendly sex doll! "Aloha! Care for a surf lesson? It looks like you might need a few pointers. That rental board could use a nice wax, for one."
They say a good product sells itself.
Take, for example, the electric surf fin. I know an electric surf fin may get you excited, no paddling, roll-in takeoffs etc, but not as much as a new product from RLSD.
It costs $US1999 and is being touted as the most revolutionary invention in the surf world since Simon Anderson affixed three fins onto a board.
Meet Bree.
Aloha! Care for a surf lesson? It looks like you might need a few pointers. That rental board could use a nice wax, for one. You’ve been looking over here for a while! Now some girls might not like to be gawked at so much, but I’m open minded. Lucky for you! I know you don’t have a lot of experience, but there’s a nice swell coming in, and it’s the perfect time to go for it. I’ll show you what to do. First, you want to get on all fours, and paddle like crazy. Once you see the wave rising, get up on two legs and go for it. Don’t worry if you take a pounding – I know exactly how to handle that. Assuming you survive, we can have a little fun together! That was your original idea, wasn’t it? I can feel your gaze boring into me. Wouldn’t you like to have your way with such a pretty little surf bunny, with her long blonde hair, flawless bronze skin, and tight, athletic body? If you play your cards right, you can put your hands all over this perfect, soft and realistic TPE sex doll. I feel astonishingly life-like. You’ll want to touch me all over. I have an articulating internal skeleton, which allows you to pose me in all kinds of fun and nasty positions. Let your imagination go wild! I might be a doll, but unlike your little sister’s Barbie, I’m completely anatomically correct. Care to discover the details? I love the sand and surf, and I’m always wet!
Do you love sand, surf, wet things and articulating internal skeletons?
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Sorry be that guy, but do they have assholes?
asking for a friend?
Yes, for my friend…Dick
is there a cum “purge” button? She`ll be a heavy weight after a week
Username checks out.
I want to know what in the world you were searching for to happen upon this? Or maybe not…
Anyone from Aus want to buy from Vissla?I have a 40% discount code that will expire by end of week and I’m not going to use, free to good home. Clause is you must purchase a beach grit parephnalia
I want to know if it runs Futures or FCS2?
Either, but only in single fin mode.
I’ve already promised my fruit-farmer-themed sex doll Pomegranate that I won’t take on any more dolls. I’m really regretting that commitment. But if I’m going to go back on my word like that then really, what kind of a world are we living in?
a masturbatorium.
You know it’s true
Hope she can at least keep the phone in either portrait mode
wonder if there is any demand for after-market accessories like removable tramp stamps?
Why does she tell you/us/them to wax our rental boards. And.. why would a real surfer rent a goddam board?
I always rent them in the philippines
Fair enough Bex. I guess I kinda missed the mark there. I’ve actually rented a log in Hawaii once too. But as a marketing pitch.. I dunno.
Not sure he’s talking about boards pool boy
I am actually.
I refuse to travel with anything bigger than carry on.
Just imagine having a fake fuck prior to fucking up a fake wave. It’d be fucking unreal, literally.
new world order
Sell me the surreal right now where do I sign up?
And maybe a low-carb Michelob Ultra after that
$exy.
Has it got a “beast mode” setting?
Straight outta tha box
Chas was right ! This is a red letter day !
Two articles in one day on BG containing informed analytical research.
I have to add that I think this offering is firmly aimed at the “Goggins” niche market.
She just has to say, “You turn like Gerry.”
Target market: VALs who pretend to like surfing so they can creep on girls that actually surf. Here you go mate:
http://www.theinertia.com
I know who my “plus one” will be if I ever get the invite to Kelly’s tub.
Do you still long to go?
I’ll bet you get more click $$$$ off this than any of your other wizard schemes, like the miniplayer terror inflicted daily.
I have to admit the closet suspension kit roused my interest.
only if it involves drinking whiskey at the Tachi with you and Chas the night before
Can someone come up with an Eric Geiselman joke on my behalf
In the spirit of Bicko I will step up to the plate, michel. He woulda been all over this.
Eric and Barb can’t become a couple
That would be barberic
I miss that big lug!
She is inflatable so you could ride her on a wave, right?
She gives a new take on fucking up a wave.