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Doc Joe in happier times. | Photo: @jomohardeman

US doctor responds to insane fury after solo-surfing Jeffreys Bay during Coronavirus lockdown: “I hate that I provoked such anger!”

"The only thing keeping this guy safe was social distancing."

Jeffreys Bay, South Africa: It was tough enough for the hardened surfers to stand down during an epic swell at Supers on Friday, March 27, but it was made intolerable by the fact that an American surfer paddled out, twice, and surfed it by himself.

(Read local report here.)

So when the lockdown hit on Friday, many local surfers, some with line-of-sight of Supers were shocked, dismayed and then eventually outraged that this guy decided that he was special enough to surf it, while the rest of the country was in lockdown.

When they discovered that he was also a blow-in, things didn’t improve much. 

The surfers in J-Bay and surrounds are a proud and robust bunch and are recognized for their solidarity and standing tall when the shit hits the fan. 

At the moment the shit is heading for that fan in South Africa and it’s coming in fast. COVID-19 has just hit the St Francis Bay community, home of Bruce’s Beauties thirty minutes drive from J-Bay, and local surfers everywhere are doing what they can to help by working together.

One of these things is obeying the law.

It’s a national state of disaster, and beach access as well as surfing is outlawed. Breaking the law could see fines or jail time. Going to jail in South Africa right now would be a grim proceeding. You’d sit until after the lockdown, timeline indefinite, and you’d probably emerge with a funny walk.  

When word filtered out about the American doctor surfing Supers the local surfer community Whatsapps were flaring.

The one phrase echoed over and over: “What makes him so fucking special?”

The only thing keeping this guy safe was social distancing. 

We tracked him down.

His name is Joseph Hardeman, thirty five years old, from San Francisco California. 

BeachGrit: You surfed at Supers during the lockdown. How long did you surf for?

JH: When I surfed the day before the lockdown, I had spoken to some of the brus, and they had talked about cracking it at first light. So I paddled out in the dark and surfed for a bit, but it had morning sickness, so I figured that’s why no one joined me. I had breakfast, and the waves were so pretty, and I went out again. I didn’t know surfing was not allowed yet. My girlfriend came down on the beach, and when I came in my host family told me that the town was Whatsapping them in a rage.

But you must have known about the surfing lockdown? Every man woman and child in JBay knew about it. It was being blared out from every screen and every piece of printed paper.

We had just got to J-Bay, weren’t settled and didn’t have wifi.

What about your hosts (a very sweet surfing family from JBay) getting the abuse? The fact that you paddled out a second time is most likely what pissed everybody off.

You’re right. I am ashamed and sorry. There was no way that I thought I was putting that family in any sort of risk. I thought one thing, then I learned, and now I feel completely different. It sucks being a visitor and having the town mad at you. I don’t think highly of myself; I just love surfing. Most would probably say that I’m an idiot.

We all love surfing.

I wish I could take it all back. I hate that I provoked such anger. My girlfriend hated the fact that she was the ‘chick’ on the beach and that she dates an idiot. I got my ass handed to me through WhatsApp and through the community.

Are you still going to go with the thread that you didn’t know about the lockdown?

I knew about it; I just didn’t think it included surfing. I’m committed to social distancing. I do appreciate the opportunity to tell my story, even though it sounds bad. Being out of the loop is hard to know what the hell is going on. Being a visitor is a much different experience than being in communication with the crew. I can totally understand how me paddling out looks entitled and self-centred, disregarding the community stance. The day before the lockdown there were so many rumours, it was pretty confusing. Now not so much. The whole situation is shocking. We had no idea what to expect. It would be nice if we could have a little understanding that we just arrived in JBay, knew no one, and had no wifi.

I’m sure the locals will hear you out and accept your apology. You’re stuck here now, and we’re all in this thing together. If shit goes down, you might need to volunteer your medical expertise.

I’m also going to volunteer to do some work in the prepping for COVID-19. Maybe I have some skills the community could use.

By the way, what stance, and what board were you riding?

I’m a regular foot, and I was riding a 6’3″, SOS Scarlet Letter, swallow-tail.

What else do you get up to, when you’re not pissing off locals?

Well, I have a Professional big-wave career.

Really? Do tell.
I tied second place with Tazzy (Anthony Tashnick) and Nick Lamb at the recent Nelscott Reef event (won by Jojo Roper). I am also in the running for a Mavericks Surf Award for Biggest Wave. I hope this hasn’t messed up my aspirations to surf some big waves in South Africa, and I hope my mom won’t get too bummed out by this article. Thanks again for listening. I’m totally jealous of this community here and ability they have to stick together.

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Desnudes

Two years later, let’s take a look back and celebrate what a fucken hero this guy was. I sure hope he doesn’t actually feel bad for surfing. Let’s not forget how wrong the lockdowns were. Those of you who supported should be ashamed of yourselves.

Barney

seen this guy at supers, can barely do a turn. same as maya, no wonder these kooks almost drown in big waves

Essentialsurfer

Heavy bru.

J_H_M

City and county authority ends at the mean high tide line, below that (roughly the wet sand and the ocean itself) only state law applies. Thus a city or county can not impose a curfew that applies below the mean high tide line or in the watter. That is befond its authority. A similar situations exists with respect to navagatable water ways, only state law applies on a navagitable river. Thus, conduct on a navagitable river is beyond the authority of a city or county.

If walking or joging or bike riding or other froms of exercise are expressly permitted, then it is hard to see how a prohibition of surfing could be justified, in concept it isn’t diffrent thanr bike riding.

This was obviously a ticket issued for insufficient groveling, not because of any concern about social distancing.

Since what anyone does in the ocean or on the wet sand (the sand below the mean high tide) is beyond the authority of a city or county, lets hope that the person who received the ticket contacts the DA’s office and asks for a dismissal, and especially if unsuscessful in having the ticket dismissed, publicises the result.

Shamus Beaglehole

does he have a doctorate in medicine or is it in gender studies or sociology or something?

Sellme fitzgobbins

An entitled American! No way?? Hard to believe, especially a self confessed big wave pro surfing doctor. Must be a top bloke. Rules dont apply when your extra special.

Spinafex

I don’t think you guys understand doctors. When it comes to public health they believe they should call the shots. They fully support the lock downs but all that stuff is for the public i.e patients. The doc in this case obviously exhibiting that mentality.

Kennypowersmullet

Scored.. hope he got a few

TWO_PUMP_CHUMP

This guy is a fucking clown. SF wishes they could disown. Literally the biggest kook anyones ever met. coincidence him and Bianca Valenti are friends? …kooks seem to flock together

Ed

A doctor ? What he do his PH in?

Rudeness, disrespect and stupidity?

Durban Poison

You clearly have no idea what being really poor is. Perhaps dig into your cache of ready to load video’s or meme’s for some guidance. Just don’t cum before the end

SinglefinDook

LOL!!! I went to Uni with this guy! Super nice guy but if he says he didn’t know what was going on I believe him!!!!

Beef & Beer

Why is being a “super nice guy” something to be admired these days ?
There’s something to be said for being a bit of a prick, if old songs and sayings are to be believed you have a better chance of coming first and living to old age…

SinglefinDook

At the end of the day all we have is the relationships we’ve made right? Some might say memories, but are memories going to comfort you when you’re sitting in your death bed alone?

tim_nelsen

man o=d;

Beef & Beer

Asstown Gobbler, hehehe that’s a good one hehe

SlickSaintNik

What kind of doctor is this clown anyway?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I just realized something. Durban Poison is Ben Marcus!

Jordy's pout

Nah, too many grammatical errors littering those comments
Also Ben would have gone on a tirade about the “mongrel races”

Durban Poison

Definitely more Marcus Garvey than Ben Marcus!

Dooma

Here in NZ they government and authorities are saying No Surfing, lots of people asking for clarification on what that actual means? Like if they live right by the beach the can still surf though right? Luckily I think it refers to every other surfer and not me.

ST

It’s getting pretty fucking annoying ay

Laird's performance mushroom

Fuuuuuuck this entitled prick

Frank Ocean

The “I didn’t know” claim and “the brus said they were going to surf” is a total cop out. There is a reason Supers was empty when he said it looked “so pretty.”

Can’t get out of this one Jomo. Take it like a man and then get lost. Pro surfer? You really are out to lunch.

The Beard

This guy sucks. I live in San Francisco. There’s no wi-fi here either, please stay away and go back to wherever it is you came from Dr Joe.

Thanks- The Beard

Snowbored

Eat a bunch of biltong and drink a bunch of brandy and Coke’s. Then the virus throws up and dies before it can infect you.


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