Dreams come true!
It’s now official. Santa Monica’s World Surf League, fronted by Chief Executive Erik Logan, listens to us, alongside many stakeholders, co-Waterpersons of the Year and Brazilian professional surfers on the World Qualifying Series, but mostly us.
You and me but mostly me.
I have been begging for Jonah Hill to be the face of professional surfing’s pivot to Middle America for weeks now instead of Zeke Lau or… Laird Hamilton’s Superfood Creamer. For him to be invited on Ultimate Surfer etc. and now look.
Today, he appears across from my friend Mick Fanning on the World Surf League’s new interview program “One on One.”
Mick Fanning is not really my friend. He called me a “fucking Jew” a decade ago and I have milked it for that entire ten years (buy here) but Jonah Hill is one of my favorite actors and now he is really here.
Thank you World Surf League.
More please.
Please more?
Wait, what are you supposed to say when manifesting things from the World Surf League?
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heats and priority?! are you kidding me?!
WSL also stole your BARREL or NAH w/ their Regular or Goofy segments!
I have an unnatural hatred for him.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Nothing unnatural about it mate…
https://youtu.be/KZ_J3UF3Hic
re-think – he wrote/ directed Mid90’s, which is a gem.
Mick is the most boring cunt to listen to. Cancelled.
Quiz
A. Who regularly shouts Oi!
B. Who regularly shouts Oi Vey!
To paraphrase PP, I‘ll listen to it
laternever.I thought Jonah Hill was Jewish too?
I guess if he is it means mick doesn’t dislike Jews chas, just doesn’t like you?
Careful Chas, you’ll start wearing a yellow beanie next
who knew mick was so based?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Jonah looks like Jamie Foy in that pic.
Jonah was sooooo superbad in Wolf of Wall Street for the Quaaludes scene, so realistic, a real time traveler for me, memories, well, you usually can’t remember the specific details much after a week in the disco but the general sense was of AWESOMENESS … the man is talent tho’ killing Hollywood he is which ain’t ez …
What about Jamie’s Hall of Meat section…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
That is a very poorly considered rail slide!
“Get Him to the Greek”!!
Work Averse Surf Pest
Worst Author Since Peter Mel (in reference to his self penned website petermel.com which flips between first and third person as it pleases)
I’m like, so full of myself that, like, I can sit in the ‘channel’ at pipe on a 2 foot day with shades on and make like I was Fred Hemmings on Wide World of Sports, did I mention I surf Mavs? I do, jus sayin, again, and again, and again, Jeff is my friend, he said … never calls me about Ano Nuevo tho’ … yeah I write this stuff for my site too … saves rubles …
Pete Mel honestly takes my breath away. Definitely worst.
Are you Jewish, Charlie? I imagine this book on Yemen is going to be chock full of arse rapings and prejudice towards my sand people then?
I’m the most hated breed. A WASP!
I think its a case of plagiarism wiggoly;
Wiggolys Athletic Style of Paddling
Sue the bastard
Jonah is Jewish….. Does he know about Mick’s infamous remark?….
I’d say no.
Oi America. Stop using the word “pivot”. It’s really irritating. You don’t have to blindly adopt every single fucken turn of phrase you hear and flog it to death. Do yourselves a favour and vote this election ya dumb cunts.
When I hear pivot
I remember Rodney Rude
The filthy old prick
Thanks Molly Meldrum
Shuttering pivot.
Circle back on a granular level by taking a deep dive with high level stakeholders.
I know I am tempting fate with Wigs here, but oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Respect on Jonah for repping Gnarhunters.
mick was Superbad for calling you that, jonah hill is my War Dog and surfing will turn him into The Beach Bum but Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far On Foot.