"As a way of saying thanks..."
Well I sure put myself in a kettle of hot water yesterday by penning what was seen by many/most/all of you as a tone-deaf, ill-timed, poorly-executed obituary for Santa Cruz surfer turned Bali transplant and BeachGrit contributor Mara Wolford.
Nick Carroll swung in last night and wrote a beautiful, stirring memorial but I’m still sticking by mine. Not as better than Nick’s, no way, but as proper and fitting.
The golden rule states, “Whatever you desire for people to do to you, you shall also do to them…” and, maybe I’m broken, but when I go down, I sure as heck hope there ain’t just deafening silence. You all better be writing snarky, tone-deaf, ill-timed, poorly-executed obituaries about me.
Also, as uncomfortable as it is to look at death we just have to. So, sticking by mine even though the great Wiggolly’s Paddling Style told me, “You gotta learn to admit when you’re wrong Chozza.”
Which gave me long pause.
And, sadly, it appears I was most recently wrong by declaring, SURFLINE QUIETLY INCREASES SUBSCRIPTION PRICE BY 35%, GOUGING SHOCKED CUSTOMERS DURING COVID-19 PANDEMIC!
Emails bounced into my inbox fast and furious from Surfline’s own Marcus Sanders, pointing out the error that the subscription price was not quietly increased but announced in July 2018 with the following message:
Hi [username],
It’s been 15 years since we raised the price of an annual Surfline Premium membership. During that time, we’ve added over 300 cams, 10 full-time forecasters, increased model accuracy by 30%, brought Surfline to iOS and Android and built a blazing fast, mobile-responsive website. In addition, as of today, 48 of our most iconic cameras are available in high resolution, exclusively to Premium members such as yourself.
Also as of today, an annual Surfline Premium membership will cost $95.88 ($7.99/month) for all new subscribers. But, as a token of our appreciation for your ongoing support, we’re automatically applying your existing rate of $69.99 per year the next time you renew. That’s right: No price increase today and no price increase the next time you renew. For more information, check our New Premium Pricing help article.
Also, seven days before subscription renewals, Surfline sends out another message, this one too long to print here but the following sentence can be found in the middle of paragraph seven, page two:
…last July we increased our annual price for the first time in over a decade by about $2/month. As a way of saying thanks for your membership, we kept your annual rate at $69.99 for the past year. When you renew this year, you’ll be charged the current price of Surfline Premium, $95.88 annually.
Sorry, Surfline. I was wrong.
has anyone told him he doesnt have to drink it and just not complain?
Yes please! Surfline man goes to “getupandcheckit.com” and actually learns something about waves by shutting his mouth and looking out to sea for a few months after being made redundant from his insurance sales job and no longer Being able to afford both the Surfline subscription and fuel to drive to the beach
Which is more dangerous to ingest: A case of Snapple, or a Outerknown shirt?
Hope you get some, Weather Channel showed some “interesting” waves near NJ. I grew up in Conn. we were so clueless. Just drove and then “surfed”, haha longboards in lines of mush. Kinda glad real waves never arrived!
Takes many years to figure those buoys out!!! Cams make me say” eh…south wind been there done that.”….when before I would be up and gone, and maybe score, maybe not.
I really like Chas…. because his a dumb cunt
Chas… you are never going to land that dream gig with a corporate media monolith while admitting error and acknowledging it…
this steez guy is my new hero though.. calling it like it is.. probably been blocked??
And them cams… no there lies the problem
Snapple should tag Kelly in some pics of a normal 50 year old man and tell him he’s juiced enough.
Very big of you
Surfline should apologise
When they get it wrong
I have no idea if this would be irony, fitting, an act of appropriate posthumous revenge…but i like the idea of this for an obit
RIP HRH Charles Smith
Today, I will not talk shit. Today, I will refuse to piss-take. Today, i won’t try to be funny, and only 1.6% (I had to adjust sorry) of the earths population may grasp my humour. The rest of them will get angry with me. Today, i will do my best to not infuriate my fellow humans. Sarcasm is a passive aggressive trait. Sarcasm is a passive…ohm
Today, nor any day henceforth
You would have gotten this email if you actually paid instead of using your buddy’s account.
pretty common knowledge for years now..snapple=massive sugar.
I’m buying a billboard when you die Chas. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Amen!
You don’t have to know how to punch to be a surf journalist!
If youre not getting punched in the face at trade shows, are you really doing your job?
I’m still surprised Chas didn’t choke him out Bra-Boys style.
https://beachgrit.com/2016/…
click baiting with a dead middle aged woman….who you claim to respect. as i said before, the standard was set long ago around these parts.
Who’s this Dan Millman?
His early Stab days were most definitely an homage….I mean pretty blatant pilfering of Hunter Thompson and Brett Easton Ellis. Since then he has developed his own style.
I have noticed that Surfline inflate long-range swells in places where local surf camps advertise alongside the report. People look, click and book. When the swell never arrives, it can easily be said long range swells are hard to predict.
Cash for carving!
Do you have evidence? Scandalous etc.
Just personal experience and meeting people who booked trips based off long range forecasts. It has happened multiple times at the same spots. Why do they have the long range if it is not accurate. The only reason is to get people to book trips through their advertising partners.
thou protest too much Charlie Smith