Busts off tracking device installed after Fanning episode…
Earlier in the year, you’ll remember, a woman was charged with the unlawful stalking of three-time world champ Mick Fanning, breaking into his Hamptons-themed three-storey house with intent and two counts of stealing.
Sarah Foote, a thirty-nine-year-old from Ballina, same age as Mick as it happens, is accused of following Fanning between January 29 and February 4, the break-in of Mick’s pretty beachfront joint in Bilinga allegedly happening on Feb 2.
Foote is accused of sending “rambling hand-written letters with accusations of pedophilia, declarations of love for Fanning and thoughts of wanting to kill him.”
While that case has to be resolved the woman faced court earlier this month charged with breaching her bail and wilful damage of police property, busting off the tracking device she was ordered to wear after being charged with stalking Fanning.
Ms Foote, who has been engaging in a cute chat exchange with a pal of a pal on Facebook, sub judice prevents me from revealing those details, was sentenced to three months behind bars but released immediately on parole and ordered to pay eight hundred bucks in compensation for the electronic tracking device.
In 2012, a homeless schizophrenic junkie, Julius Fox, was sentenced to four years in jail after bashing Gilmore with an iron bar, breaking her wrist, outside her Tweed Heads apartment in 2010.
It ain’t all palm trees and water so warm you feel like you’re sloshing around in mammy’s womb up there in northern NSW and the Gold Coast.
(gasp)
This makes for a nice “Rivals” spin-off. Imagine the possibilities.
The more I look at the photo, I wonder if it’s really Dean Morrison dressed up as a chick.
To each his own DRek, I don’t find her as attractive as you do.
Yeah, that mandate requires the felon to keep track of the victim!!
Trump had too much coffee, ran to the toilet and she came out.
Oh Derek, that is a very challenging wank indeed, especially considering she is now incarcerated and unobtainable.
Fuck me Peter Schroff took it too far this time.
Ms Foote fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch down.
Aw, that’s a little harsh Robby.
We can’t all be born supermodels like me!
Soz..I was drinking.
I take it back.
Is she westerly’s sister?
Daughter
That mysterious strawberry blonde (cough cough) looks remarkably like Heath Ledger as Batman’s foe The Joker.
In better more interesting ‘surf related’ news……
……Kai Lenny has had a haircut (as evidenced in the new film of him and JJF sailing a kat to Kauai) so he no longer looks like a cross between a (slightly) Polynesian Fabio morphed with the famous wrestler Glamorous Godfrey.
What do you think the ladies of the world (plus Derek R. and Kahlil S.) think about this ?…
Scary make-up ….. like taking the princess home from the Night Club and having to chew your own arm off , in the morning , to not disturb the dragon …..
She trapped/tricked you! Pay her back. Harvest her organs, get a nice bonus! NO self mutilation! EVER!
Maybe the universe is telling Mick to get a new rash guard.
I’m still yet to be convinced that they are not in fact the same person.
Who is the law, to kink shame Eugene’s alter ego?
A judged mental courtship?
Speaking of ‘judge’, I detoured with the kids after swimming, via McDonalds drive-through for some fries. I feel horrible and dirty now.
Please people, whip me and throw stones. I deserve nothing less.
Who am I to deny you the joy of your own stoning after McHalibut and fries fit for Jehovah
https://youtu.be/Cnn2aGVcCEc
That guilt you feel is just remorse from letting those two McD fries fall into that crevice between your driver seat and your center console.
(Shivers)
They’ll still be there in 10 years … perfectly preserved … food and transport when the eldest turns 18.
Save your soul. Get the Drop Stop – as seen on Shark Tank in the US. Should have been called the Fry Catcher. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
It’s ideas like that that make me wish I could just move past the absurd amusement from those fries’ fate we all know too well, and get to the problem solving thought process.
Kinda blown away this is a product.
Save me going on the hunt when I run out of weed
Micky D’s fries… soooooo goood!!!
It seems the relationship started off on the wrong Foote ….
I used to mow the lawn of an elderly couple; Wanda and Ted Foote. I was never sure whether I should collectively call them the Footes or the Feet…
They could star in a sequel to My Left Foote / Footes / Feet
Maybe you could write a thong about it ?