Mistakes were made.
So there David Lee Scales and I sat per the norm, talking about this and that. About how surf culture is a coal mine. A bleak, dark, unhealthy coal mine that has been thoroughly stripped leaving surf journalists in the deepest part, desperately searching for a vein, anything new, breathing in dust and getting black lung.
About how naming your dog after a surfer is lame unless you name your dog Wendy after Wendy Botha like Devon Howard did.
Then, in some inspired turn, we wondered about websites and which surfers owned their own URLs.
kellyslater.com was obviously taken as was gabrielmedina.com.
koloheandino.com?
Lo and behold available for $12 a year.
David Lee Scales instantly purchased.
What should koloheandino.com be?
What should it feature?
Exciting times ahead.
Listen here.
Oh damn it. David Lee Scales bought koholeandino.com.
Being always anti-depressive where mistakes become opportunity, what should koholeandino.com be?
Haha, you fuck!
Mid lengths are brutal. Waves pumping dicks out running them feeling all cocky while “popping” up on their mid lengths a mile early and a mile out in front. CUnt mobiles
And I just bought marineAndinoX.com
Silly rabbit – kids don’t go to websites anymore…
“Gerr” would work. “Hans Hiederman” probably not.
(just quietly, longtom.com is available, so is wiggolyspaddlingstyle.com)
a place where you can trade tracksuit pant trends and tips with other trakky dakk enthusiasts.
I’ll listen to it later
let me know anything of importance. that way I don’t have to listen to it later
But also maybe for dinner.
I don’t think he likes marijuana.
Probably drink though for sure.
A curated gallery of mullets, vintage Oakley Razor Blades, and Factory Pilots. Tutorials on how to beat PAC Man and the Rubix Cube. A wholesale store for throwing stars and nunchucks. Custom fluorescent wetsuit store that sells Trans Am and Lamborghini posters.
Naming your dog after a surfer is shit. VAL is a good name for a dog.
NatYoung.com for your adolescent fly needs.
koloheandino.net
Problem solved.
I’m going to buy a Christmas puppy and call it Jihad Khodr. Who wants it?
Great podcast.
Never get guests, they suck and they make you suck too.
By the way, VAL K has is living with cancer,
You fukwits.
Who are you talking about there?
Val kilmer
nickcarroll.com.au ,
For stealing his brothers lime light
An extremely dumbed down version of Breitbart.
Still pretty smart then.
I have a novel idea for Chas and the other guy.
Go surfing.
Whatever type of gay porn that “KO Hole And In O” inspires…
Dustypayne.com – window cleaning company?
Skipfrye.com for the healthy eating food blog
parkercoffin.com to deal with the covid morgue overflow