Bugs, beautiful since forever. | Photo: EOS

World champion surfer Wayne “Rabbit” Bartholomew in knife-edge race for seat of Burleigh Heads in Queensland election as voters desert incumbent member: “I fully acknowledge my ability to fly through cliffs and shoulder the mountains themselves.”

"I am the legacy of ancient warriors and kings."

You can’t put a thing past ol’ Bugs, the 1978 world champ and ten-year prez of the ASP, back when it pivoted to the Dream Tour, a format still largely in play today. 

Bugs, who is sixty-six and with a shock of dyed maroon hair, is attempting to try and win back the seat of Burleigh Heads for the Australian Labor Party, a seat held by the conservatives since 2012, Labor figuring Bugs could use his surf celebrity to achieve the necessary four-percent swing. 

A three-to-one outsider, according to betting agencies, and with sixty-two percent of the vote counted, Bugs is six hundred votes off the pace, a considerable, but possibly not enough, three-and-a-half per cent swing to the ALP.

In his autobiography, Bugs wrote: “I am the legacy of ancient warriors and kings. I’ve passed through the dark caverns of fear, I’ve overcome the pain barrier and now fully acknowledge my ability to fly through cliffs and shoulder the mountains themselves.”

When asked about his bid for parliament, he said, “I’ve always seen impossible as just another challenge!” 

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Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Im most supprised he did not get the LBTG vote ?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

Do you always get your news from Russian Propoganda networks or just sometimes?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Anything 4 u
U R My Prince.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

I was taking the piss nick.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
5 years ago

Make Burliegh Heads great again! Vote Bugs not Thugs!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

is this Covid thing not legit? enlighten me please

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Noone on here seems affected.
By Covid at least.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

nick is a passionate soul, sometimes I just can’t resist throwing out a little bait and seeing if he still bites.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I got got.

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago

With that swing, and some consolidated work he might be an option in 4 years if he has the appetite. Burleigh is rapidly becoming Byron-lite, I expect a more left leaning electorate over the next few years

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

He dodged a bullet really.

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago

Hahahaha I agree!!!!

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago

I’d love to see it.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

They were on time back in 76!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

poor bloke in the background is now know as “thumber” when he rolls into the bowls club

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Just had a quick bump to get through another under 14s soccer game after the vote

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

haha He knows himself well eh?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

I think he bleaches

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

So Anastasia land is open for business again tomorrow now she’s done holding the state’s tourism industry hostage I take it? What cynical move by that mole, using the rus to scrounge up votes via misplaced stateism.
Hope Rabbit wins and switches to an Indy.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

The Hawaiian’s adjusted Rabb’s attitude years ago. He’s ok.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

Rabbit must of been remembering the time I baptized him 3 times at Sunset beach in 1977.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Hahaha! Teaching the kids some manners.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

do you do weddings or is it just baptisms?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Comment of the year thus far.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Said once said it a thousand times , Brutus has never had an orginal thought in his life.

f u
f u
5 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

“There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.”
Mark Twain

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago
Reply to  f u

Glass bead games indeed

f u
f u
5 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

Great book!

rwvbwl
rwvbwl
5 years ago

Go ~ Bugs!
Alwayz dug his ‘Mick Jagger’ persona as a grom in L.A.,
readin’+watchin’ as Aussie’s mostly dominated pro surfin’ l8 ’70’s!
but dig this, today a bro was playin’ ‘JackFM’ at thee beach + ‘Wham’ came on,
i realized that Derek looks like that dude, right? No? hahaha…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

sing it,bro:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

rwvbwl
rwvbwl
5 years ago
Reply to  rwvbwl

Some ‘Rabbit’:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

c4
c4
5 years ago

What are the most pressing issues right now? How many rocks to put back into the Kirra groin or whether or not parking maids should still be wearing two piece bathing suits?

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Both issues outside this electorate – and Rabbit hates Burleigh. He has said as much many times !

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

One more point of land up the coast, always loved the extreme localism of Australia.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Couple points snd a few beaches but I get your point. It is real. Not as bad these days.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

The grey suits are thinning out the lineups. Localism is in the hands of the teethy fellows.

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

A supermodel In a tiny bikini wrote me a parking ticket at Burleigh in 1980.

Don’t ask about the Playpen nearby.

Wonder if that shit is still operating…. no way gotta googs!

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Should be.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Jeez, look up LNP voter in the dictionary and you’d get that bloke

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

The funniest part of this election is the disappearance of the one nation vote

They love a brain-dead moron woman…its seems this election they were spoilt for choice

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Or the phrase, “Heart attack waiting to happen”

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

“Hart Attack, waiting to happen” is on his promo badges.
rabbit is using “”Bugs, its true, celebrity has sway” or “B.I.T.C.H.S” looks good on the red hats.


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