"No brainer," says Parko.
The 2012 world champ and former part-owner of Balter Beer, Joel Parkinson, has sold his riverfront Tweed Heads compound for a record-breaking $2.52 million and bought into VAL developer Paul Gedoun’s exclusive Flow residences overlooking the Supa Bank at Rainbow Bay.
Parkinson’s house at 41 Crystal Waters Drive, Tweed Heads, five beds, three shitters, was bought in 2006 by the then twenty five year old for $1.1 million.
Its myriad features, which include a boat pontoon, seapen, private beach and solar battery storage put homebuyers, already driven insane by Australia’s latest property bubble, into a terrific spin and was sold after only one inspection.
Peeling a little off that sale, as well as the proceeds of the $200 million sale of Balter Beer, Parko has bought into the yet-to-be-completed twelve-storey build at 1 Petrie St, Rainbow Bay, twenty-two apartments or “oceanic residences” with an average price of three-and-a-half mill.
As I wrote six months ago, it’s got all the usual markers of wealth, heated pool, daybeds, steam room, gymnasium, personal surfboard locker rooms, fire pit, even a “surfboard preparation room” where, perhaps, locals might be employed to fix their masters’ surfboards and where lucky children with whisky breath will be free to roam and little dogs sourced from Mexico will be trained to walk on their hind legs.
Parko, who has three children, says as much as digs living on a river, ain’t no place like the ocean.
“We’ve been out of town, off the beach, for a while now and now with the kids growing up, we wanted to be closer,” he told the Courier Mail. “For a surfer, you couldn’t get a better view on the Coast than what we’ll have from Flow. It was a bit of a no-brainer and we got in (to buy) as fast as we could. The quality of finishes and the lifestyle are going to be incredible. We’re very lucky.”
Four-time world surfing champ Mark Richards, who was an owner in the low-rise block of six ghetto apartments that sold to the developer for twelve-mill and which was subsequently demolished for Flow, has also bought into the tower.
“MR is probably Australia’s greatest surfing legend, with some great stories to tell, and I can’t wait to have a Friday afternoon beer with him,” Parko told the Courier Mail.



Kind of like Christianity? Do the most evil shit you can think of, but all is good and well after a couple of hail mary’s.
This stuff happens. People get to a certain level of awesome returns, and start pumping their success in public. We’ll see where this goes….
Funny, considering the support of the death penalty that’s part of the rights „ideology“ in many countries. Kinda hard to cancel anyone more permanent.
Bitcoin baby!!
Oh, and a filthy troll.
It’s your pleasure
Bex is neo-revisionist.
Also post-revisionist. Have you seen how quick they can turn on someone who doesn’t toe the line? I mean I woke up after the Nov 3 election and found out Fox News had been gulagged*.
*Can’t say ‘cancelled’ because that is a socialist term.
Id love to do on screen talent at FOX
A Fine young capitalist!!
There’s hope yet for the future!!
This IS the same Parko you have referred to in the past as “Joel Cuntinson” and have slagged repeatedly without fail.
Lemme know when he gets you round for a beer ….
You couldn’t vote left with all that at stake.
He surfed and drank beers very hard for that! He’s earned it!
Hard work pays off.
Only guy to win a title winless,
Bit suss
He won Pipe!
After he won the title.
Small *
CJ*?
P.T.?
the 70s titles don’t count.
You don’t count.
you’re right…PT ripped! 🙂
What about 70s titties?