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Parko's old joint at 41 Crystal Waters Drive, Tweed Heads.

World champion surfer and former beer baron Joel Parkinson sells beloved waterfront compound for record price; buys into VAL-developer’s Snapper Rocks tower: “For a surfer, you couldn’t get a better view on the Coast!”

"No brainer," says Parko.

The 2012 world champ and former part-owner of Balter Beer, Joel Parkinson, has sold his riverfront Tweed Heads compound for a record-breaking $2.52 million and bought into VAL developer Paul Gedoun’s exclusive Flow residences overlooking the Supa Bank at Rainbow Bay.

Parkinson’s house at 41 Crystal Waters Drive, Tweed Heads, five beds, three shitters, was bought in 2006 by the then twenty five year old for $1.1 million.

Its myriad features, which  include a boat pontoon, seapen, private beach and solar battery storage put homebuyers, already driven insane by Australia’s latest property bubble, into a terrific spin and was sold after only one inspection.

Peeling a little off that sale, as well as the proceeds of the $200 million sale of Balter Beer, Parko has bought into the yet-to-be-completed twelve-storey build at 1 Petrie St, Rainbow Bay, twenty-two apartments or “oceanic residences” with an average price of three-and-a-half mill.

Gonna look right into the SupaBank.
Day Beds At Flow.

As I wrote six months ago, it’s got all the usual markers of wealth, heated pool, daybeds, steam room, gymnasium, personal surfboard locker rooms, fire pit, even a “surfboard preparation room” where, perhaps, locals might be employed to fix their masters’ surfboards and where lucky children with whisky breath will be free to roam and little dogs sourced from Mexico will be trained to walk on their hind legs. 

Parko, who has three children, says as much as digs living on a river, ain’t no place like the ocean.

“We’ve been out of town, off the beach, for a while now and now with the kids growing up, we wanted to be closer,” he told the Courier Mail. “For a surfer, you couldn’t get a better view on the Coast than what we’ll have from Flow. It was a bit of a no-brainer and we got in (to buy) as fast as we could. The quality of finishes and the lifestyle are going to be incredible. We’re very lucky.”

Four-time world surfing champ Mark Richards, who was an owner in the low-rise block of six ghetto apartments that sold to the developer for twelve-mill and which was subsequently demolished for Flow, has also bought into the tower.

The Six Low-Rise Ghetto Apartments At Rainbow Bay Sold, In One Line, For Twelve-Mill.

“MR is probably Australia’s greatest surfing legend, with some great stories to tell, and I can’t wait to have a Friday afternoon beer with him,” Parko told the Courier Mail.

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Chad Lebrone

Kind of like Christianity? Do the most evil shit you can think of, but all is good and well after a couple of hail mary’s.

ValiantScorn

This stuff happens. People get to a certain level of awesome returns, and start pumping their success in public. We’ll see where this goes….

M.

Funny, considering the support of the death penalty that’s part of the rights „ideology“ in many countries. Kinda hard to cancel anyone more permanent.

Chief Hot stuff

Bitcoin baby!!

astro

Oh, and a filthy troll.

Chief Hot stuff

It’s your pleasure

astro

Bex is neo-revisionist.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Also post-revisionist. Have you seen how quick they can turn on someone who doesn’t toe the line? I mean I woke up after the Nov 3 election and found out Fox News had been gulagged*.

*Can’t say ‘cancelled’ because that is a socialist term.

Chief Hot stuff

Id love to do on screen talent at FOX

Chief Hot stuff

A Fine young capitalist!!
There’s hope yet for the future!!

astro

This IS the same Parko you have referred to in the past as “Joel Cuntinson” and have slagged repeatedly without fail.
Lemme know when he gets you round for a beer ….

Chief Hot stuff

You couldn’t vote left with all that at stake.

ricmatic

He surfed and drank beers very hard for that! He’s earned it!
Hard work pays off.

Chief Hot stuff

Only guy to win a title winless,
Bit suss

Waterproof Polo

He won Pipe!

Chief Hot stuff

After he won the title.

Waterproof Polo

Small *

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

CJ*?

Mapski

P.T.?

Owen Wright's Brains

the 70s titles don’t count.

Mapski

You don’t count.

Owen Wright's Brains

you’re right…PT ripped! 🙂

channelbottom

What about 70s titties?


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