Ochs (left) pictured in the Capitol.
Ochs (left) pictured in the Capitol.

Founder of Hawaii’s Proud Boys chapter arrested after touching down in Honolulu: “Hello from the Capital lol.”

Topsy turvy.

Of all the places with a chapter of Proud Boys, Hawaii is maybe the most surprising but it has been a surprising week, all told. The group, described by Southern Poverty Law Center as “western chauvinists” who spread an “anti-white guilt agenda,” burst onto the national scene during the summer of unrest and made international news when President Donald J. Trump ordered them to “stand back and stand by” in his first debate with then candidate Joseph R. Biden.

Hawaii, famous for Kill Haole Day, does not seem a chill place for Proud Boys to prosper but everything is extremely topsy-turvy and, days ago, the Hawaii Proud Boy chapter founder was arrested for unlawfully entering the U.S. Capitol building in Washington D.C. last week when he touched down at Honolulu International Airport.

According to the Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Nicholas Ochs appeared via telephone today before the judge and replied “I think so, your honor” when asked if he understood the charge against him.

He is not allowed to leave Oahu until he is flown back to D.C. to stand trial.

A deep dive down Ochs’ Twitter account (not suspended at time of writing) makes it seem like he does not surf though there is a video of him urinating into an active lava fissure.

Close enough.

In an earlier interview with CNN he said, “We didn’t have to break in (to the Capitol), I just walked in and filmed. There were thousands of people in there — they had no control of the situation. I didn’t get stopped or questioned.”

The charge he faces is a misdemeanor.

I suppose what confuses me most is why, in Hawaii, the group is not called Da Proud Boys.

It would make me more comfortable.

It would also make me more comfortable if they served Spam Musubi at their meetings.


Kids, boats and rocks. | Photo: @connorgardephoto

Harrowing footage: Surfers save flotilla of junior sailors in Santa Cruz after giant Mavericks swell “smashes boats and throws children into water!”

"It was a big set and it broke so wide it wiped out, like, six of the boats, twelve kids in total."

A flotilla of twelve-year-old wanna be sailors is lucky to be alive after almost being washed into rocks at Santa Cruz harbour late yesterday. The group, part of a sail training school, entered the harbour mouth just as a clean-up set swept through the lineup, overturning the boats and throwing the kids into the water.

Fifteen-year-old photographer Connor Garde, a freshman there at Soquel High, was shooting his buddies from the beach when he saw the drama unfurl.

“They came in at the very worst time,” Connor told BeachGrit during a break from school. “It was a big set and it broke so wide it wiped out, like, six of the boats, twelve kids in total.”

On the beach, Connor says chuckles quickly turned to panic with the alarm raised, 911 called etc.

Before help via jetskis arrived, surfers in the lineup had scooped up the kids and got ’em to safety.

“We’ve had days like this where we end up with nine, ten people on our boat that are being rescued simultaneously, so it’s not just one person getting rescued because they got in over their heads. It’s half the people in the water sometimes,” Assistant Santa Cruz Harbor Master, Sean Rothwell, told KSBW.

Scroll through the vids below.

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Q Shaman (center) and bros, not wearing Patagonia.
Q Shaman (center) and bros, not wearing Patagonia.

Outerwear, wetsuit manufacturer Patagonia roils fans with political turn: “We support leaders from around the country who are calling for the president and his enablers to be removed from office immediately.”

Not chill.

Last week, a mötley crüe of President Donald J. Trump supporters gathered in Washington D.C. ahead of congressional ratification of President-elect Joseph R. Biden’s November 3rd victory. They were angry, believing that much fraud had occurred, and whipped into a fine frenzy by impassioned speakers, including Trump himself.

Afterward, they marched on the Capitol and were semi-invited in to hold a wild n wooly bacchanal on the floor, in offices and throughout the halls.

“Shock and dismay” percolated around the nation as images of the Q Shaman etc. were released. Rage, disgust and hand-wringing.

Outerwear, wetsuit manufacturer Patagonia took to Instagram with the following message from its CEO Ryan Gellert:

Patagonia condemns the assault on the US Capitol and all recent attempts to disrupt a peaceful transition of presidential power. We are also appalled by the double standard between the response to last summer’s Black Lives Matter protests and Wednesday’s insurrection. We support leaders from around the country who are calling for the president and his enablers to be removed from office immediately. We are committed, as ever, to doing our part to support our democracy and to ensure that it is equitable and accessible for everyone.⁠

The Ventura, California-based company has long been known for its environmental stance but the political statement seemed to roil its many fans. Typical Patagonia posts garner 200 comments maximum. The above has topped the 13k mark. While many are supportive, many more seem to be frustrated. A sampling:

@alright_alright_alright_75: As always, showing genuine leadership and compassion for people and planet.

@joeklahoma_state: Thank God Patagonia condemned this. I was beginning to get worried.

@it_me_it_bruce: You’re right there is a double standard… the fact you didn’t post similar messages when small businesses were being set alight all over the country during protests!

@brittan_kuhlman: Oh good the company selling $600 jackets made in Vietnam is worries about accessibility and equality.

@skripontoast: Ooooo corporate moralizing, so 2020

@ourlife.unfiltered: Lost us as a customer, too. Ever read the Declaration of Independence? Believe it or not, there are millions of patriots who believe this election was fraudulent. Yet, who also have a heart for topics like racism- these are two totally different topics. YOU are creating a divide. This has nothing to do with black or white- It’s about the red, white and blue.

@kimble_farmer: @patagonia just sale your product and try out of politics. Just lost another customer for life. I have a ton of Patagonia vest and jackets that are going to make a great bonfire tonight.

@seapilot13: I follow Instagram accounts for awesome content. If I wanted politics, I would watch TV. A Patagonia consumer before it was “fratagonia.” Love your company and products. Stick to your environmental pursuits and making awesome gear. Unfollowed and will consider wearing Patagonia to be a political statement now.

@casenichols: Lol @ everyone who is shocked by Patagonia taking this stance. They’ve been one of the most progressive and politically outspoken outdoor retailers since their inception.

@dan_sandison: A lot of people, who only take photographs of their car and or motorbike, are upset.

Etc.

More questions than answers, of course, but a few more. Do you like your clothing to share your ethos? Do you really think Patagonia vests and jackets make great bonfires? What, exactly, is wrong with taking photographs of cars and motorbikes?

The World Surf League, per the norm, remains silent.


Listen: Chas Smith and Steve “Longtom” Shearer on why the slow death of the WSL doesn’t mean the end of the great game, “Pro surfing is both an unflushable turd and a dream too beautiful to die!”

"It will always float to the top of the bowl."

In this episode of Dirty Water, number forty, we find Steve “Longtom” Shearer in terrific form.

Shearer, who wears out his brain thinking, takes the listener back onto the WSL tour, remembers an “epic” Pipe contest and the absurdity of a world title contender, suddenly fat, who didn’t want to be there.

As Shearer wrote at the time,

“It was hard to watch Filipe Toledo in the first heat of the round of 32, for example, without feeling a real sense of pity.

“Seven waves ridden in 40 minutes, nothing close to clean make. Pip got boofed in the head by the lip, Pip out ran the toob- once, twice, three times, Pip went straight to the beach. There was talk in the booth all day about spiritual connections and the mental health benefits of the ocean and here was a guy, clearly unprepared on every level, melting down in front of our eyes. It was actually a relief when it was done.

“Where too for Pip? Isn’t there some sort of God who can help him?”

Today, Shearer describes Pip’s surfing as “performative non-makes… he isn’t even making progress. He’s going backwards.”

Chas Smith, who shares with Shearer his guts and flexibility of thought, calls in briefly from Jackson Hole, Wyoming, and casts a wicked eye over Mikey Wright’s front-page heroics during a recent Hawaiian rescue.

The episode concludes with a vivid account of goat castration and Shearer’s subsequent epiphany regarding testosterone.

Listen, or not.


Interview: WSL commentator and Santa Cruz legend Peter Mel on catching wave of the decade at Mavericks, “It’s the greatest feeling in the world to have your mind erased!”

"I’ve been visualising a line like that for thirty years but I’ve never really truly had the balls to do it."

By now, you would’ve seen Mel’s chip-shot into a thirty-footer monster tube at Mavericks, just north of Half Moon Bay there in Northern California. 

Wave of the decade it’s being called. 

“Everyone on earth should see this ride,” Kelly Slater said.

Mel, who is fifty-one, is the sort of man who loves his children with a passion, his parents with respect, his wife with generosity and his friends with loyalty.

He wears slightly too big flannel shirts and pants with stone washing applied at the factory.

A conservative, in the true sense of the word. 

Yesterday’s ride was anything but safe.

When I call Mel at home in Santa Cruz, the sun has set on the day after his beautiful and brave ride. 

He talks about the terrific comedown from such a powerful injection of adrenaline. 

“I wish I could sleep for a month,” he says. 

Is it really that draining?

“Emotionally, yeah. That was thirty years in the making. I’ve been visualising a line like that but I’ve never really truly had the balls to do it. Somehow, yesterday, it all came together.” 

Mel, who was riding a 70-litre nine-foot-ten CI with tiny tow fins in a quad setup, says the thrill of seeing his kid Jon out there on the channel, alongside old pals filmer Curt Myers from Powerline productions and fellow big-waver Jamie Mitchell, gave the ten-second ride an added gloss. 

“They were all fearing for my life one second and then, the next, it was the elation of me hugging my kid.”

So let’s ride this damn thing. 

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It’s around midday. Mel and his kid Jon, who is twenty-one, have been out since around eight-thirts.

Jon gets the biggest left he’s ever had out there. 

Then a quick work meet and the pair are back out there. The buoy system is so good in this part of the world they know the swell is about to pulse. 

“A twelve-footer, then there’s a fifteen-footer, there’s a fucking eighteen-footer…”

And,

Mel says there’s a shallow part of the reef out and over towards the left. If you want to get inside the biggest waves it’s the only avenue in. You can’t take off in the bowl, it’s too vertical and too thick, and shoulder-hopping ain’t an option. 

“It was always something you dream of but never get to execute,” says Mel. “We’ve towed a few and had that idea of coming in from behind but you usually outrun the tube or you’re not brave enough to kick-stall. With a nine-ten, you’re committed.”

The takeoff, says Mel, ain’t the hard part. 

“You get a really nice entry over there. You can chase it, get into it and it backs off a little bit. It let me in. I did know that it’s risky, it’s forty yards deeper than the main bowl and if you see an elbow towards the bowl you know it’s going to be tough to make. This wave had that look to it but, well… fuck… you’re not going to get that many chances out there. I overcommitted to it and went for it. Magically, all those elements came together. A little bit of a spiritual thing happened for me. I feel like it was a gift from the Mavericks gods to stay open. It’s really hard to fathom what’s happening in that moment,. You’re racing and adjusting. It’s the greatest feeling in the world to have your mind erased. It’s why we’re so tied to surfing. I got to a point where I was thinking, this is really heavy, then all of a sudden I realised I was making it no matter what and raised my hands. That’s a great, great feeling.” 

And then the other side of the adrenaline shot. 

“I was thinking, ah, okay, what now? What do I do now? I felt a little let down. I felt, truly, I can’t do that again.”

That afternoon, Mel went to see his wife Tara in the fam’s surfshop, Freeline, at Pleasure Point. Mel could see how worried his wife was by how clean the joint was, his and her desks cleaned, boxes neatly stowed, the shop spotless. 

“A distraction,” he says. “She tapped into my mood and was solemn and quiet with me. Today was a lot more chatty and fun but it wasn’t like we were throwing a party and a kegger yesterday, dude. Just a silent cuddle, unsaid words, connection. I wanted to crawl into a hole and shut everything out. I’ve come around now.”  

Mel laughs, sighs, then laughs again.

The buoys are up to forty feet. The biggest it’s been all season. 

Tomoz, out there.

“What an escape surfing is,” he says. “We’re so blessed.”