Rude.
And there you are, in central Florida, doing the absolute best job you possibly can. Surfline calling 2 – 3 and getting it very wrong, per the norm. But you are a surfer and from central Florida so paddle out anyhow into the unseasonable chill. Excited.
You notice a man sitting on the beach snapping photos, focusing on the lineup and think, “If I get a good one maybe he’ll get a shot?”
And like that, as if summoned, a wave comes directly your way. You paddle, pop up, wiggle a turn then another, bash off the lip maybe and feel like Kelly Slater himself, though then get stuck behind the whitewash for a little too long but still whoosh out and finish with a serviceable cutback. Not the best you’ve ever done but there were certainly some moments and you look toward the beach at the man snapping photos and hope.
Later that evening, your jaw drops to the floor as you see a photo of yourself from earlier, on the wave where you wiggled and bashed and cutback. Except the image captures none of those. It captures you behind the whitewash but still. A surf shot of you on the local news.
Then you hear the news anchor talking about the “viral photobombing giant manta ray” that has “captured hearts around the world” and your eyes wander up.
You see the attention-starved bastard poking his head above the water, pulling all focus.
The news anchor continues, reading amazed comments from Facebook like, “Wow, I’ve seen whales, sharks and small fish jumping but first time I’ve heard about Manta Rays jumping…great photo.” and “Awesome shot. We were sitting at a club watching it jump repeatedly. He would jump 2-3 times, then an hour later, same thing. He didn’t wander very far.”
The news anchor then interviews the photographer, Rusty Escandell, who owns a local automotive business. He says, “To be frank with you, I was actually focusing on the surfer. I was doing a burst, catching several frames, and it wasn’t until I got home and I was reviewing the pictures that I actually saw what was happening in the background.”
What is happening in the background, though, is all anyone cares about and your moment is ruined forever.
Damn giant manta rays.
dang man! Surfline’s 2-3 is EXACTLY what I love surfing (longboard) but I’ll probably be getting a softtop here soon. Gotta support the local surfshop down in Duck, NC. 🤙🤙🌊
That happened to me in 1976 at Canaveral (Cocoa Beach) Pier. I was out alone and facing the east when she popped out 40′ from me, I turned and paddled and caught a wave that a school of mullet was also riding and running from that ray. Close to nature is the best.
right.. i did the after dark walk on the other side of nassau a few times… it was totally sketchy.. but i had my bottles clanging in the baggie so maybe they thought i was tough.
Showing her flaps for free. Nice.
Her only fans just took off. #seemespreadmyjuicywetwings
Haha you took it way too far.
He hasn’t taken it far enough. I want to see a photoshop of it.
Haha, paste some labia on those wings.
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Haha fucking hell.
we went on an “off” week i guess the week before was like a school vacation 98% occupancy, we had the place to ourselves for 5 days and yes.. everything is expensive… but.. if you go into Nassau and don’t get mugged, the liquor stores are loaded with cheap honky tonk.. that is where I got my rum and the wife’s vodka…
The Manta Ray was just trying to compete with Kai Lenny.
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That’s pretty cool.
Such a minimal thing for such a big effect.
there’s no excuse to have jetskis out there now. Except for rescue.
That’s incredible!!!
Cue overweight middle-aged fuckwits trying this on 2 foot closeout beachies up and down NSW.
cool…
Reminds me a bit of speed flying for some reason, the skiers with the mini paragliders. Also, I quite like this, minimalist, and the upper body strength required is beyond the remit of your average joe. Thanks for the share.
I love when you see politicians get interviewed and they always have to put some poor lesser ranked officials head in the frame behind
Thats got to be the worst job in politics…there’s no way to look good in that situation
Yeah what a thankless task – plus they have to nod their heads like they totally agree with the jerk!
I’m always distracted by the sign language theatrics.
Never hear a word they say.
Car mechanic takings pics of random surfers in 2-3′ waves is a bit suss sounding.
Kid finds out he’s being snapped on the news?
random text reads: “Does your boss know what you were doing this morning? How about a nice video for the company website? Here’s some photos of you shredding while you were supposed to be ‘sick’!? Send $2000(USD) to this address, or…..”
I like it.
that’s a picture of a ray jumping and the surfer happens to be in the foreground. if its not the photographer needs to work on his timing.
Ask surf ads and channel bottom, it’s their home break. Seems like those East Coast beach breaks can have their days, especially Narrabeen. I’ve watched the surf fest QS that’s held there every year and it’s OK. Not as bad as Brazil or Huntington.
We’ve just entered into a 4-5 day swell and rain event. Howling winds, dead onshore. Currently sounds like my house is going through a car wash. All bets are off in terms of what the banks/sand situation will be until it’s finished. And with how ~moist~ this summer’s been I wouldn’t be surprised if the weather continues like this into the waiting period. Uh oh!
Forecast looks onshore for the next week. Wonder when you’ll get invaded by the rabid pros.
Yeah I’m not stoked at all.
I’m pretty sure it’s Jebus not wanting me to try out the board I’ve re-shaped.
Feel free to drop in on Medina every chance you get. Also throw a meat pie at his car.
I picked up a brand new surfing board Saturday and it’s been fucked since then! Jinxed.
Love when I pick up a new “surfing board”. What other boards you riding?
6’0″ fish/twin recently. New one a 6’2″ fat guy board. She thicc!
Certain bits of hammo-town already starting to look a bit floody..
Dam you Tim Flannery!!!
As if CB would know.
I will unashamedly hold my hand up and say that I know sweet fuck-all about Newy.
I’m curious which passports you hold?
I’m not holding any at the moment.
They’re in my sock drawer at home.
But you had to give one up?
Which one?
Did I?
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How’d you get that picture of me?
Only fannys
Apologies, I put my glasses back on and realised that it was one of your fantasies about Margaret Thatcher.
I don’t get your elite comedy??
Just chaffing ya.
I ain’t given up any passports.
I was just thinking you had USA, AUS, & UK and aren’t you allowed only two?
I dunno. I’ve not reached for an Aus one yet.
This gets me stoked: there’s a thing called crowd funding. It’s apparently described as when members of a crowd pitch in small bits of money so as to attain something any individual member of that crowd could/does-not want to attain alone. And such a technique was used to attain a subscription to the website of the Aussie former pro-surf chick who licks her butt-plugs. If that’s not a reason to be stoked, then damn. Just…damn
Pat O and JJ are trying to figure out how to incorporate this into their other advertising…
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So on-trend culturally right now! Florence Marine X x Malcolm X colab!
Thanks Karl. It was begging to be done.
Should be the next acetone cover!
the whole thing can go to shit with a poorly placed comma. Florence, x marine.
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laugh all you want, but my dad turned 75 and wanted to take the grandkids to somewhere cool, so Atlantis in the Bahamas it was, god i hate islands that don’t have waves… in any case the place was pretty fucking cool.. the aquarium stuff that was outside was intense and they had two locked up imprisioned manta’s that they fed a few times a day, the dudes would swim through atlantis all day and then i guess they let them free every 20 years or so.. and they tell you tales of how they are fine in the wild feeding for themselves and stuff, right after you play with the dolphins
The more important question was whether you were able to score some seedy, stick laden ganja from the bell hops, taxi drivers or bartenders? I don’t think I could tolerate a place like without it!!
naw, i was playing blackjack with my old man.. i paid for my families part of the trip. me the wife and kids stayed in the old nassau for a few nights on the old beach in a formerly glorious boutique hotel that has started to rot from the inside. the photos looked nice..LOL.. it was classic. then you travel over the bridge and see how a little island stole away billions from the little town back on the other side.. amazing.. destroyed the old glory
I’m sure the politicians that received kickbacks from the Atlantis corporation called it “progress”. Sadly all my knowledge of the Bahamas comes from James Bond films, funk band Beginning of the End (apparently Nassau is funky) and former Laker center Mychal Thompson.
“Awesome shot. We were sitting at a club watching it jump repeatedly. He would jump 2-3 times, then an hour later, same thing. He didn’t wander very far.” – are they describing the 80s ASP tour lineup at the club? Take a shot, jump 2-3 times, repeat, don’t wander far from the bar…
I think they are describing competition surfing at Huntington, but they meant to say hop.
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I was gonna say, who does this manta ray think he is, E-Lo?
Ray-Ban, don’t let some photobombing jerk crimp your cool.
i claim photoshop, no footage it didn’t happened…